Nick Hogan Gets 8 Months Jail, Plus Probation  —  Nick Hogan's mug shot  —  Nick Bollea was sentenced to 8 months in a Florida county jail on Friday after pleading no contest to charges of felony reckless driving, stemming from the Aug. 6, 2007, car crash that left his best friend, John Graziano, in critical condition.

Bitch Please  —  Mischa Barton is STILL talking about those pictures of her thighs looking like a yeast infection.  She's screaming reverse photoshop!  Yup, they used the oatmeal tool on her.  —  Mischa's pr bitch told Rush & Molloy, “Those photos are doctored.

Nick Hogan Gets Eight Months in the Slammer  —  Nick Hogan and his family [are just about to arrive] have arrived at a Pinellas County courtroom and, as we reported yesterday, Nick will throw himself at the mercy of the court, pleading either not guilty or no contest to the felony charge …

Heidi Klum Bikini Pictures Are Not As Hot As They Once Were  —  So, um, I kinda wish I'd never seen these Heidi Klum bikini pictures.  The former Supermodel is definitely showing off why she is a former Supermodel, as she vacations with her kids in Mexico.  Now I'm not going to nit-pick every …

Donnie Darko sequel S. Darko starts shooting May 18  —  UK-based sales company Velvet Octopus will be launching sales in Cannes for S. Darko, billed as the sequel to the 2001 cult hit Donnie Darko.  Fox has already taken North American rights.  —  Daviegh Chase reprises her role as Donnie's younger sister.

See ya, Tom: Packer quits Cruise's church  —  Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and James Packer onboard the Arctic P in Sydney Harbour.  —  THE Church of Scientology has lost its grip on James Packer.  —  The billionaire's closest friends have revealed that he has quietly distanced himself from Scientology …

Archuleta's Dad Banished from “Idol”  —  TMZ has learned David Archuleta's dad, Jeff, has been officially banned from “American Idol.”  —  Here's how it went down.  “Idol” sources tell TMZ Jeff has been a complete pain in the ass, interfering with the entire production.

Model: Lindsay Lohan Stole My Stuff, Too!  —  Lohan, in once-missing mink  —  Lindsay Lohan's enemies are coming out of hiding in the wake of her fur-coat controversy - and now a model is rehashing her claims that Lohan stole her clothing as well.  —  The same week a Columbia University …

Mariah shows off her new husband at New York gig - and changes her mind about starting a family  —  Newlywed singer Mariah Carey has spoken for the first time about her “soul mate” and admitted she has changed her mind about starting a family.  —  The 38-year-old singer wed rapper/actor Nick Cannon …

Sharon Stone and Melanie Griffith enjoy a girly day out... but who knew they were such big friends?  —  Who knew that veteran actresses Sharon Stone and Melanie Griffith were friends?  —  Well everyone does after the pair enjoyed a very public girly day together out in Hollywood with the paparazzi in tow.

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Has Wings  —  Brad Pitt and pregnant Angelina Jolie enjoy a sunny day together with their children, Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, almost 2, on the terrace of Maryland Villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat, France, on Friday.  —  Looks like the Jolie-Pitts spent …

CW Buzz: 90210 and Reaper Look to be Keepers; Aliens, Not So Much  —  This just in from CW sources: The new 90210 is getting picked up!  —  OK, so that comes as a shock to no one, but another development left my jaw on the floor: According to sources, it's looking “likely” that Reaper will get a second season.

Justin Timberlake to Produce Reality Show  —  Justin Timberlake: singer, actor and now — executive producer!  —  The “SexyBack” crooner is helming a reality series for MTV billed as a “real life Bourne Identity” called The Phone, the network announced Friday.

Playmate Miley?  —  Miley Cyrus stirred up controversy with her infamous topless-esque Vanity Fair photo shoot, and Playboy king Hugh Hefner took notice!  —  “Extra” caught up with Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion last night as Jayde Nicole was honored as the 2008 Playmate of the Year.

Britney Spears polishes up for dinner date with Las Vegas billionaire  —  Britney Spears arrived for dinner date in Beverly Hills last night looking calm and surprisingly well-groomed in a sign she's slowly piecing back together her life.  —  The usually dishevelled mother-of-two polished …

Sarah Larson is on the cover of next month's Harpers Bazaar  —  I guess the answer to the question “who did Sarah Larson screw to get on the cover of Harpers Bazaar?” is obvious.  George Clooney's girlfriend and event arm candy, a 29 year-old former cocktail waitress and Fear Factor winner …

Gore Verbinski to direct ‘Bioshock’  —  Universal bringing videogame to bigscreen  —  Universal and Gore Verbinski are going into “Bioshock.”  —  Studio has signed a deal to turn last year's hit videogame, which won numerous awards and sold more than 2 million units worldwide, into a film.

Gwyneth Paltrow test-drives ANOTHER pair of super-high heels... across a cobblestone street  —  Dressed in a white Grecian style dress, and another pair of vertiginous heels, Gwyneth Paltrow attempts a rather precarious street walk across the cobblestones of a street in the historic city of Rome.