Bitch Please  —  Mischa Barton is STILL talking about those pictures of her thighs looking like a yeast infection.  She's screaming reverse photoshop!  Yup, they used the oatmeal tool on her.  —  Mischa's pr bitch told Rush & Molloy, “Those photos are doctored.

Nick Hogan Gets 8 Months Jail, Plus Probation  —  Nick Hogan's mug shot  —  Nick Bollea was sentenced to 8 months in a Florida county jail on Friday after pleading no contest to charges of felony reckless driving, stemming from the Aug. 6, 2007, car crash that left his best friend, John Graziano, in critical condition.

Nick Hogan Gets Eight Months in the Slammer  —  Nick Hogan and his family [are just about to arrive] have arrived at a Pinellas County courtroom and, as we reported yesterday, Nick will throw himself at the mercy of the court, pleading either not guilty or no contest to the felony charge …

Playmate Miley?  —  Miley Cyrus stirred up controversy with her infamous topless-esque Vanity Fair photo shoot, and Playboy king Hugh Hefner took notice!  —  “Extra” caught up with Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion last night as Jayde Nicole was honored as the 2008 Playmate of the Year.

Donnie Darko sequel S. Darko starts shooting May 18  —  UK-based sales company Velvet Octopus will be launching sales in Cannes for S. Darko, billed as the sequel to the 2001 cult hit Donnie Darko.  Fox has already taken North American rights.  —  Daviegh Chase reprises her role as Donnie's younger sister.

Heidi Klum Bikini Pictures Are Not As Hot As They Once Were  —  So, um, I kinda wish I'd never seen these Heidi Klum bikini pictures.  The former Supermodel is definitely showing off why she is a former Supermodel, as she vacations with her kids in Mexico.  Now I'm not going to nit-pick every …

Sharon Stone and Melanie Griffith enjoy a girly day out... but who knew they were such big friends?  —  Who knew that veteran actresses Sharon Stone and Melanie Griffith were friends?  —  Well everyone does after the pair enjoyed a very public girly day together out in Hollywood with the paparazzi in tow.

Another Baby for Tom and Katie?  —  Do Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a joint production in the works?  —  We don't mean the movie kind, either: We hear they want to have another a baby.  —  According to friends who schmoozed with the Cruises in New York earlier this week …

Gwyneth Paltrow test-drives ANOTHER pair of super-high heels... across a cobblestone street  —  Dressed in a white Grecian style dress, and another pair of vertiginous heels, Gwyneth Paltrow attempts a rather precarious street walk across the cobblestones of a street in the historic city of Rome.

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Has Wings  —  Brad Pitt and pregnant Angelina Jolie enjoy a sunny day together with their children, Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, almost 2, on the terrace of Maryland Villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat, France, on Friday.  —  Looks like the Jolie-Pitts spent …

Jam session as Amy Winehouse wanders the motorway when traffic grinds to a halt  —  Where Amy Winehouse goes, chaos follows.  —  The troubled star caused something of a spectacle on the M40 today after she found herself stuck in a traffic jam.  —  Not content to sit patiently in her car …

Britney Spears polishes up for dinner date with Las Vegas billionaire  —  Britney Spears arrived for dinner date in Beverly Hills last night looking calm and surprisingly well-groomed in a sign she's slowly piecing back together her life.  —  The usually dishevelled mother-of-two polished …

Archuleta's Dad Banished from “Idol”  —  TMZ has learned David Archuleta's dad, Jeff, has been officially banned from “American Idol.”  —  Here's how it went down.  “Idol” sources tell TMZ Jeff has been a complete pain in the ass, interfering with the entire production.