FEELING LO  —  YOU'D think Lindsay Lohan would be used to all the drama by now.  But she was crying her eyes out the other night at the Crown Bar in West Hollywood, upset over a fight she had with her girlfriend Sam Ronson, who was deejaying.  “They had a full-blown fight,” said our spy.

Skimpy prom dress lands teen in cuffs  —  HOUSTON — Marche Taylor's prom night experience wasn't what you would call the norm.  —  That's because instead of a night of dancing and hanging out with friends, the Madison High School senior ended in a confrontation with school officials and her being escorted out in handcuffs.

Ben Affleck: ‘Jenny From The Block Video Nearly Ended My Career’  —  Starring in J.Lo's promo is his ‘one big regret’...  Ben Affleck credits starring in then-fiancee Jennifer Lopez's Jenny From The Block video with nearly ruining his career.  —  The actor - who began dating the Latina singer in 2002 …

Primetime Pilot Panic: SAY IT AIN'T SO!  Tori Spelling In ‘90210’?  —  I know there have been lots of rumors to this effect in celebrity mags and infotainment shows.  But one of my reliable TV business sources is hearing that Tori Spelling is going to be in the Beverly Hills, 90210 spinoff just picked up by the CW.

The Pics Suge Would Kill For!  —  TMZ has obtained new pictures from the Saturday night smackdown that laid Suge Knight out.  A sight to behold — the most feared guy in L.A. knocked out colder than Vanilla Ice.

Miley Cyrus and John Travolta May Duet  —  Miley Cyrus isn't letting her semi-topless Vanity Fair photo scandal slow her down!  —  In between concerts and filming Hannah Montana, she may also be gearing up to record a duet with John Travolta.  —  “Johnny may sing [a duet] with Miley,” …

Angelina Jolie's Monaco Monday  —  Expectant mommy Angelina Jolie takes her two daughters, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, almost 2, shopping in Monaco on Monday, the day after Mother's Day.  (Monaco is on the northern coast of the Mediterranean Sea and is completely enclosed by France.)

Megan Fox transforms into topless-ness!  —  These are some shots of Megan Fox topless while filming Jennifer's Body.  Although is there any point to even putting stuff here?  I'm just going to stop typing because, seriously, who's looking at the words when HOLY CRAP, IT'S MEGAN FOX'S BOOBS!

‘Hills’ star to make feature debut  —  Audrina Patridge joins ‘Into the Blue’ sequel  —  Audrina Patridge has landed her first film role.  —  “The Hills” star has joined the cast of “Into the Blue 2,” MGM Home Entertainment and Bluewater Prods.' sequel to the Jessica Alba starrer.

I Wonder How Much Mom Got Paid?  —  It wouldn't be a holiday without one of Spencer and Heidi's totally candid photo shoots!  Heidi brought her mother into the charade for a special Mother's Day shoot yesterday.  I'm sorry, but I live for their amazing photo shoots.

K-Fed's Attorney: Britney & Kevin's Relationship Improved  —  There may be a thaw in the formerly contentious relationship between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, suggests K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan.  —  Spears, who last week was awarded more visitation time with her sons by Federline …

Tommy Girl Loves Chace Crawford  —  Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford was at the MET's Costume Institute Gala last week when Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes approached him and started gushing.  A witness told Full Disclosure, “Tom and Katie went up to Chace to say how much they love him and the show.

The Jolie-Pitts Go Their Separately Cute Ways  —  After their Mother's Day celebration, the Jolie-Pitts divided and conquered Monaco today, as the boys and girls went their separate ways.  Angelina, Shiloh, and Zahara dressed as triplets in their black dresses for a shopping trip …

Ryan Seacrest: 'I Like What I've Heard' of Lindsay Lohan's New Music  —  Lindsay Lohan is going hip-hop on her next album - and Ryan Seacrest is impressed.  —  “I've heard some of it, I like what I've heard so far,” Seacrest told PEOPLE backstage at KIIS-FM's annual Wango Tango concert in Irvine, Calif., on Saturday.

REYNOLDS RAP  —  FRESH off his split from Star Jones, Al Rey nolds is back on the town.  He hit club Home late last week with a new buxom lady friend, where he was drink ing and dancing till the wee hours.  “He was at the bar with her.  She was a pretty big girl,” said a cocktail waitress at the club.

Brad Pitt has a new tattoo on his back (update)  —  Update: I am probably wrong about Pitt's tattoo.  Let me know if you have any idea what it could be.  —  and nothing really matched.  —  Then I tried to think what's Pitt might consider incredibly important and remembered his “Make it Right” …

Sex and the city hits London - and SJP's style is kookier than ever  —  As Carrie Bradshaw she enthralled women across the UK with her kooky style for six years.  —  So it's no surprise Sarah Jessica Parker turned up for the movie premiere of Sex and the City with an attention grabbing hat.

Jessica Simpson's Got Nipple -Itis  —  Jessica Simpson has always been one of my favorite celebrities to write about.  And when I say write about, I mean objectify.  Unfortunately though, whenever she gets involved with a guy her wardrobe gets less and less revealing and then we go for months without …

Hayden Panettiere a Lesbian?  —  Have you heard that Hayden Panettiere might be a lesbian?  Yeah, nobody else has either.  The Sun UK says: … Her publicists have already tried the Lolita thing (see below), now there are “rumors” that this chick is a lesbian.