EXCLUSIVE: Source: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Will Marry This Saturday  —  Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17 at a “top secret” location, a source close to the couple told Usmagazine.com.  —  “Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice,” the source told Us.

EATING FOR TWO?  —  BEYONCÉ Knowles still won't confirm her April 4 wedding to Jay-Z, so there was no chance yesterday she'd confirm she's pregnant.  But pals of the tight-lipped newlyweds say the songbird is expecting the couple's first child.  “She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight,” a source said.

First review: Sex and the City  —  There may be a problem with a film when a narrator constantly tells you the meaning of what you have just seen, gift-wrapping each scene with a moral.  —  There may be a problem with characters who shop with such conviction while the audience looks up from the trough of a credit crunch.

EXCLUSIVE: Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Broke Up!  —  Tony Romo had a bachelor-style hard partying weekend in the Windy City these past couple of days and now we know why.  We exclusively have learned that Romo and girlfriend Jessica Simpson have broken up!

Half-Brother: Nick Cannon “Definitely Wants Kids” With Mariah Carey  —  Nick Cannon “definitely wants kids” with new wife Mariah Carey, his half-brother Reuben Cannon told Usmagazine.com.  —  “I am not sure exactly if now is the time,” Reuben said.  “Both of their careers are crazy right now.”

Remy Ma's wedding called off over smuggled key  —  Wedding - or prison break?  —  Remy Ma's jailhouse nuptials were abuptly called off Monday when her rapper groom Papoose showed up with a most curious wedding present: a handcuff key.  —  “A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor …

Brangelina's kids get a glimpse of siblings-to-be  —  Plus: Hayden's Hollywood dilemma; Carmen Electra's guy-snagging guide  —  Angelina Jolie reportedly surprised sons Maddox (pictured) and Pax with a virtual meet-and-greet with their siblings-to-be when she brought them along for a sonogram, E! Online reports.

Pop Tarts: Holly Heartbroken: Hef Reveals Why She'll Never Be His Wife  —  LOS ANGELES — Since she first laid eyes on the Playboy mogul in 2001, Hugh Hefner's “lead” girlfriend Holly Madison has made it no secret that she wants to get hitched to the 82-year-old.

Barrymore Stars in New Hit ... and Run  —  Drew Barrymore was the victim of a hit and run yesterday — but she may have gotten enough info so cops can catch the guy.  Charlie would be proud!  —  Barrymore was driving in West Hollywood just before noon yesterday when she was rear-ended.

FIRST LOOK: Jessica Alba Poses as Charlie Chaplin  —  Gearing up for her latest movie, the Mike Myers comedy The Love Guru, Jessica Alba takes on the guise of screen comedy's first iconic figure, Charlie Chaplin - all for the June issue of Allure.  —  In the course of the accompanying interview …

Weinsteins roll with ‘Fraggle Rock’  —  Edwards to write, direct live-action musical  —  The Weinstein Co. will turn the Jim Henson series “Fraggle Rock” into a live-action musical feature.  —  Cory Edwards, who directed the animated “Hoodwinked!” for TWC, will helm the picture and write the screenplay.

STARSHIP SEX WITH CAPT. KIRK  —  WOMEN who slept with William Shatner sometimes had an out-of-this-world fantasy - they'd pretend they were being beamed up to ecstasy by the commander of the Starship Enterprise.  The “Star Trek” legend tells Page Six his partners would dramatically gasp …

BEN AFFLECK - AFFLECK HATED J.LO VIDEO  —  Hollywood actor BEN AFFLECK regrets starring in ex-fiancee JENNIFER LOPEZ's music video - because it nearly ruined his career.  —  Affleck, 35, began dating the Latina singer in 2002 and later that year, he made a cameo in her music video Jenny From The Block.

OMFG!  Heidi & Spencer Skip a Hills Party?  —  Polk Imaging/WireImage.com,Karl Larsen/INFPhoto.com  —  UPDATE: I just heard back from Montag's rep on why she wasn't at the party.  —  Two words: “Not invited.”  —  Photo-opportunists Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are no-shows …

Megan Fox Topless Pictures!!!  —  O!  M!  G!  It's Megan Fox Topless!  Megan's on the set of her new movie “Jennifer's Body” and I've got to say that Megan's body is simply incredible.  Of course, there is one problem with these Megan Fox topless pictures, and that's the fact that her nipples …

CW's ‘Reaper’ gets a second life  —  Series will return for 13 episodes midseason  —  The CW has picked up cult-favorite supernatural drama “Reaper” for a second season.  —  “Reaper” will return for 13 episodes midseason and will likely be paired with “Supernatural” on Thursday nights after “Smallville” concludes its run.