EXCLUSIVE: Source: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Will Marry This Saturday  —  Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17 at a “top secret” location, a source close to the couple told Usmagazine.com.  —  “Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice,” the source told Us.

EATING FOR TWO?  —  BEYONCÉ Knowles still won't confirm her April 4 wedding to Jay-Z, so there was no chance yesterday she'd confirm she's pregnant.  But pals of the tight-lipped newlyweds say the songbird is expecting the couple's first child.  “She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight,” a source said.

Mariah Carey: Nick Cannon Wants a Wedding “Every Year”  —  For Nick Cannon, one trip down the aisle just wasn't enough!  —  “His plan is to have one [wedding] every year,” newlywed Mariah Carey told Ellen DeGeneres in an interview that will air Tuesday.  —  Carey wouldn't mind another wedding either.

Sex And The City star Cynthia Nixon plans to marry  —  Despite being the flaming redhead, Miranda's love-life was never as red-hot or risque as that of her Sex And The City pals.  —  The single working mum was sassy but sensible, cool and collected - set against Samantha's sexy shenanigans …

FIRST LOOK: Jessica Alba Poses as Charlie Chaplin  —  Gearing up for her latest movie, the Mike Myers comedy The Love Guru, Jessica Alba takes on the guise of screen comedy's first iconic figure, Charlie Chaplin - all for the June issue of Allure.  —  In the course of the accompanying interview …

First review: Sex and the City  —  There may be a problem with a film when a narrator constantly tells you the meaning of what you have just seen, gift-wrapping each scene with a moral.  —  There may be a problem with characters who shop with such conviction while the audience looks up from the trough of a credit crunch.

Remy Ma's wedding called off over smuggled key  —  Wedding - or prison break?  —  Remy Ma's jailhouse nuptials were abuptly called off Monday when her rapper groom Papoose showed up with a most curious wedding present: a handcuff key.  —  “A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor …

Pop Tarts: Tila Tequila Experimented With Girls Before Age 10  —  LOS ANGELES — Tila Tequila has made it no secret that she roots for both sides, and the itty-bitty beauty believes that deep down “every girl is born bisexual”; however, the MySpace sensation has revealed …

Louise Redknapp is so stylish in the City showing off her burgeoning baby bump  —  TV presenter Louise Redknapp showed off her burgeoning baby bump at the world première of Sex And The City movie last night.  —  Just days after announcing she was expecting her second child …

Pop Tarts: Holly Heartbroken: Hef Reveals Why She'll Never Be His Wife  —  LOS ANGELES — Since she first laid eyes on the Playboy mogul in 2001, Hugh Hefner's “lead” girlfriend Holly Madison has made it no secret that she wants to get hitched to the 82-year-old.

Brangelina's kids get a glimpse of siblings-to-be  —  Plus: Hayden's Hollywood dilemma; Carmen Electra's guy-snagging guide  —  Angelina Jolie reportedly surprised sons Maddox (pictured) and Pax with a virtual meet-and-greet with their siblings-to-be when she brought them along for a sonogram, E! Online reports.

PEOPLE Critic Reviews Britney's Return to HIMYM  —  Britney Spears returned to CBS's How I Met Your Mother Monday as Abby, the silly-vulnerable receptionist with an unrequited crush on Ted (Josh Radnor).  The ratings spiked with her first appearance, so she was quickly shoehorned into this new episode.

STARSHIP SEX WITH CAPT. KIRK  —  WOMEN who slept with William Shatner sometimes had an out-of-this-world fantasy - they'd pretend they were being beamed up to ecstasy by the commander of the Starship Enterprise.  The “Star Trek” legend tells Page Six his partners would dramatically gasp …

Madonna too busy to attend Malawi adoption ruling  —  LILONGWE (Reuters) - Madonna will not attend the final court ruling on her request to adopt a Malawian child because she is busy with other engagements, her lawyer said on Tuesday.  —  The High Court is expected to approve Madonna's bid …

That Was Fast — Weiland Out of Jail  —  Scott Weiland was released from jail at 6:54 PM last night — 14 minutes after he was officially booked into jail.  Hell, his rehab stints are longer than that!  —  Weiland turned himself in at 8:55 AM yesterday, was officially booked at just after noon …