EXCLUSIVE: Source: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Will Marry This Saturday  —  Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17 at a “top secret” location, a source close to the couple told Usmagazine.com.  —  “Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice,” the source told Us.

EATING FOR TWO?  —  BEYONCÉ Knowles still won't confirm her April 4 wedding to Jay-Z, so there was no chance yesterday she'd confirm she's pregnant.  But pals of the tight-lipped newlyweds say the songbird is expecting the couple's first child.  “She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight,” a source said.

Carrie and Mr. Big Are Still Sweet in the City  —  In March we got a peek at Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth at work on this Annie Leibovitz photoshoot, and now here's the gorgeous final product!  The duo shot this spread for June Vogue, and judging from how much chemistry they have …

FIRST LOOK: Jessica Alba Poses as Charlie Chaplin  —  Gearing up for her latest movie, the Mike Myers comedy The Love Guru, Jessica Alba takes on the guise of screen comedy's first iconic figure, Charlie Chaplin - all for the June issue of Allure.  —  In the course of the accompanying interview …

Mariah Carey: Nick Cannon Wants a Wedding “Every Year”  —  For Nick Cannon, one trip down the aisle just wasn't enough!  —  “His plan is to have one [wedding] every year,” newlywed Mariah Carey told Ellen DeGeneres in an interview that will air Tuesday.  —  Carey wouldn't mind another wedding either.

Washed Up Rapper Now Locked Up Rapper  —  Dayum that's a long time!  A judge has just sentenced Remy Ma to eight years in the slammer for shooting a woman outside a NYC nightclub.  She had faced up to 25 years.  —  Remy, whose real name is Reminisce Smith, cried as she heard the sentence …

Cynthia Nixon Wants to Marry Her Girlfriend  —  Cynthia Nixon would like to marry her longtime girlfriend, Christine Marinoni.  —  The Sex and the City star says she would definitely walk down the aisle with her girlfriend of four years if same-sex marriages are recognized in the U.S.

Did Tony Romo finally break up with Jessica Simpson?  —  Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo share cake at his birthday party last month  —  The rumor mill is fast at work again, this time saying that Tony Romo has (finally) broken up with Jessica Simpson.  At this point it's technically wishful thinking …

Oprah Winfrey's Show Not Renewed  —  Oprah Winfrey's Big Give will not be returning to ABC this fall.  —  The charitable reality show was one of a handful of shows not renewed by the network, ABC announced Tuesday.  —  “Oprah felt like she got a message out there,” a rep said on a conference call.

Cruisin' via Christian Dior  —  NEW YORK — It was a chilly 52 degrees outside.  But that didn't stop a slew of socialites and celebrities from feting the third annual Christian Dior cruise collection, at a fashion show held at Gustavino's on the Upper East Side.

PEOPLE Critic Reviews Britney's Return to HIMYM  —  Britney Spears returned to CBS's How I Met Your Mother Monday as Abby, the silly-vulnerable receptionist with an unrequited crush on Ted (Josh Radnor).  The ratings spiked with her first appearance, so she was quickly shoehorned into this new episode.

That Was Fast — Weiland Out of Jail  —  Scott Weiland was released from jail at 6:54 PM last night — 14 minutes after he was officially booked into jail.  Hell, his rehab stints are longer than that!  —  Weiland turned himself in at 8:55 AM yesterday, was officially booked at just after noon …

Pop Tarts: Tila Tequila Experimented With Girls Before Age 10  —  LOS ANGELES — Tila Tequila has made it no secret that she roots for both sides, and the itty-bitty beauty believes that deep down “every girl is born bisexual”; however, the MySpace sensation has revealed …

STARSHIP SEX WITH CAPT. KIRK  —  WOMEN who slept with William Shatner sometimes had an out-of-this-world fantasy - they'd pretend they were being beamed up to ecstasy by the commander of the Starship Enterprise.  The “Star Trek” legend tells Page Six his partners would dramatically gasp …