Remy Ma Sentenced to Eight Years as Papoose Explodes in Anger  —  The rapper Papoose exploded in a fit of anger outside a Manhattan courtroom this morning just moments after his tearful bride-to-be, Remy Ma, faced down an eight-year sentence for shooting a woman outside of a West Side hot spot last summer.

EXCLUSIVE: Source: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Will Marry This Saturday  —  Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17 at a “top secret” location, a source close to the couple told Usmagazine.com.  —  “Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice,” the source told Us.

FIRST LOOK: Jessica Alba Poses as Charlie Chaplin  —  Gearing up for her latest movie, the Mike Myers comedy The Love Guru, Jessica Alba takes on the guise of screen comedy's first iconic figure, Charlie Chaplin - all for the June issue of Allure.  —  In the course of the accompanying interview …

EATING FOR TWO?  —  BEYONCÉ Knowles still won't confirm her April 4 wedding to Jay-Z, so there was no chance yesterday she'd confirm she's pregnant.  But pals of the tight-lipped newlyweds say the songbird is expecting the couple's first child.  “She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight,” a source said.

So why does Brad Pitt have a map of New Orleans tattooed on his back?  —  It appears Angelina Jolie's love of tattoos is rubbing off on partner Brad Pitt.  —  The 44-year-old unwittingly flashed his latest etching during a day out with his adopted sons Maddox, six; and Pax Thien, four.

Brit Rear Ends It ... Again!  —  Britney Spears just rear-ended a car on Sunset Blvd. in Beverly Hills.  —  Brit hit a red Ford Explorer, driven by a lady.  No injuries, as far as we know.  Britney didn't even get out of the car.  Her bodyguard got out and talked to the other woman.

The Bachelor Winner Poses For Girls Gone Wild Magazine  —  She may be engaged, but The Bachelor: London Calling winner Shayne Lamas — who got a ring from Matt Grant Monday night — isn't buttoning up: She's poised to make her print debut on the cover of Girls Gone Wild magazine.

Halle Berry's Body-After-Baby Workout Revealed  —  Halle Berry  —  Halle Berry, who gave birth on March 16 to daughter Nahla Ariela Aubry, is already back to looking red-carpet ready.  —  Seeking Halle's secret, PEOPLE now reveals Berry's body-after-baby workout.  Here's how she did it:

Mariah Carey: Nick Cannon Wants a Wedding “Every Year”  —  For Nick Cannon, one trip down the aisle just wasn't enough!  —  “His plan is to have one [wedding] every year,” newlywed Mariah Carey told Ellen DeGeneres in an interview that will air Tuesday.  —  Carey wouldn't mind another wedding either.

Shia LaBeouf: “I've Never Worked So Hard”  —  Shia LaBeouf is looking pretty lethargic on the new GQ cover.  But maybe we should cut him some slack.  —  After all, the 21-year-old actor does tell the mag that when it came to prepping for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull …

Kristy Lee Cook — Smalltown Nobody  —  “Idol” castoff Kristy Lee Cook is getting too big for her britches — at least in her own head.  —  The songstress called her local nail salon in Grants Pass, Or. yesterday to make an appointment, and get this — Kristy asked to be ushered in through …

Pop Tarts: Tila Tequila Experimented With Girls Before Age 10  —  LOS ANGELES — Tila Tequila has made it no secret that she roots for both sides, and the itty-bitty beauty believes that deep down “every girl is born bisexual”; however, the MySpace sensation has revealed …

Cruisin' via Christian Dior  —  NEW YORK — It was a chilly 52 degrees outside.  But that didn't stop a slew of socialites and celebrities from feting the third annual Christian Dior cruise collection, at a fashion show held at Gustavino's on the Upper East Side.

EXCLUSIVE: Brody Jenner: “It's All Good” With Spencer  —  After a falling out last year, Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt's friendship appears on the mend.  —  “We're cool - It's all good,” Jenner told Usmagazine.com at the Hills finale party in L.A. Monday.

Pete Doherty: I gave up drugs after nearly killing my cat  —  Pete Doherty is claiming he has given up drugs after being so off his head he almost killed one of his kittens.  —  The Babyshambles man has admitted almost murdering the cat during one of his drug taking sessions.

Rachel Nichols Is G.I. Boobs  —  Here's Rachel Nichols on the set of G.I. Joe.  For those of you that have been living under a rock, Rachel is going to play Scarlet and I think it's a great choice because she's a very talented actress.  Now even though I haven't seen a single one of her films …