EXCLUSIVE: Source: Joe Simpson Begs Tony Romo to Attend Ashlee's Wedding  —  Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson may be done, but her dad still wants the quarterback to “support the family” at Ashlee's weekend wedding.  —  “Joe has called Tony and asked him to come to show support for the wedding,” a source tells Usmagzine.com.

Jordan Topless In Cannes  —  Here's Katie Price, aka Jordan, sunbathing topless in Cannes.  If my memory serves me correctly, Katie had her breasts reduced, so this is probably the first time we're seeing them since.  I think they're a good size, but what's up with her nipple?  It's all messed up.

Angelina Jolie's Twin Girls Likely Will Be Fraternal  —  Brangelina: Twins Fraternal |  Lucas: ‘Indy 5’ a Possibility |  Jacko: Neverland East In Upstate New York |  Small Screen for Oscar Film ‘Crash’ |  Pellicano Guilty (duh); Star Flack  —  Brangelina: Twins Fraternal

New Couple Alert!!!!  —  Nice to see she's not moping at home, pining over her split from Owen Wilson!  —  Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are an item!  —  “They've been dating quietly for a few weeks now,” a source close to the couple tells us.

Paris Dreams of a White Wedding  —  Paris Hilton and Benji Madden  —  They've been dating for less than three months, but Paris Hilton and Benji Madden already have marriage in mind.  —  “He wants to [get hitched],” she told PEOPLE Thursday night at London's Nobu, where she showed …

‘Britney Spears is not pregnant’  —  Rumours have been swirling around the world after the singer's stomach swelled and she spent two hours in a health clinic.  —  But a spokesperson claims: “I want to make completely clear that Britney is not pregnant.  There's not going to be a statement - she's just not.”

Celebrity Peen Exposed!  —  Rush & Molly reports that a new book called “Hollywood Babylon: It's Back” comes out June 1st and promises to feature full-frontal nude shots of Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, Richard Gere, John Malcovich and more.  The book also claims Johnny Depp is known as “donkey dick.”

Brit, Mel & the Robyn Who Rules the Roost  —  So we know Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are in Costa Rica now, but there's a third person involved — and it ain't no three way.  —  Sources tell us Mel's wife Robyn has been on a mission (non-religious) to help the Britster.

Ellen and Portia to Tie the Knot!  —  Elle DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi  —  Ellen DeGeneres plans to wed longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi, according to several reports.  —  DeGeneres made the announcement Thursday, according to the Associated Press and TMZ (which first reported the story).

EXCLUSIVE: Rapper T.I. Welcomes His Second Son  —  T.I.  —  T.I. and his girlfriend Tameka “Tiny” Cottle welcomed their second son together after midnight Friday morning, the rapper's rep confirmed exclusively to PEOPLE.  —  The infant's name is Major Harris, and he weighed in at 5 lbs., 15 oz.

Pop Tarts: Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo Hit a ‘Rough Patch’  —  LOS ANGELES — The Internet has been running rampant this week with reports that Jessica Simpson has split from Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.  —  While reps for the Texan twosome have been busy denying the split …