EXCLUSIVE: Source: Joe Simpson Begs Tony Romo to Attend Ashlee's Wedding  —  Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson may be done, but her dad still wants the quarterback to “support the family” at Ashlee's weekend wedding.  —  “Joe has called Tony and asked him to come to show support for the wedding,” a source tells Usmagzine.com.

Jordan Topless In Cannes  —  Here's Katie Price, aka Jordan, sunbathing topless in Cannes.  If my memory serves me correctly, Katie had her breasts reduced, so this is probably the first time we're seeing them since.  I think they're a good size, but what's up with her nipple?  It's all messed up.

Angelina Jolie's Twin Girls Likely Will Be Fraternal  —  Brangelina: Twins Fraternal |  Lucas: ‘Indy 5’ a Possibility |  Jacko: Neverland East In Upstate New York |  Small Screen for Oscar Film ‘Crash’ |  Pellicano Guilty (duh); Star Flack  —  Brangelina: Twins Fraternal

Celebrity Peen Exposed!  —  Rush & Molly reports that a new book called “Hollywood Babylon: It's Back” comes out June 1st and promises to feature full-frontal nude shots of Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, Richard Gere, John Malcovich and more.  The book also claims Johnny Depp is known as “donkey dick.”

‘Britney Spears is not pregnant’  —  Rumours have been swirling around the world after the singer's stomach swelled and she spent two hours in a health clinic.  —  But a spokesperson claims: “I want to make completely clear that Britney is not pregnant.  There's not going to be a statement - she's just not.”

Paris Dreams of a White Wedding  —  Paris Hilton and Benji Madden  —  They've been dating for less than three months, but Paris Hilton and Benji Madden already have marriage in mind.  —  “He wants to [get hitched],” she told PEOPLE Thursday night at London's Nobu, where she showed …

EXCLUSIVE: Rapper T.I. Welcomes His Second Son  —  T.I.  —  T.I. and his girlfriend Tameka “Tiny” Cottle welcomed their second son together after midnight Friday morning, the rapper's rep confirmed exclusively to PEOPLE.  —  The infant's name is Major Harris, and he weighed in at 5 lbs., 15 oz.

Brit, Mel & the Robyn Who Rules the Roost  —  So we know Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are in Costa Rica now, but there's a third person involved — and it ain't no three way.  —  Sources tell us Mel's wife Robyn has been on a mission (non-religious) to help the Britster.

GEORGE CLOONEY TO ‘STARE AT GOATS’  —  Grant Heslov to direct Jon Ronson adaptation  —  George Clooney will topline, and his Smoke House partner Grant Heslov will helm, “Men Who Stare at Goats.”  —  Pic is an adaptation of British journalist Jon Ronson's book about the U.S. Army's First Earth Battalion …

New Couple Alert!!!!  —  Nice to see she's not moping at home, pining over her split from Owen Wilson!  —  Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are an item!  —  “They've been dating quietly for a few weeks now,” a source close to the couple tells us.

Jennifer: Love Yourself!  —  She may whisper to ghosts, but Jennifer Love Hewitt's message to young women is loud and clear!  The lovely actress nabbed a spot on People magazine's coveted Most Beautiful list — but her curvy body has been under public scrutiny, and now Jennifer is speaking out!

Fox yells ‘cut’ on commercials  —  Two new shows will have reduced ad time  —  Fox Broadcasting Co. is shaking up the commercial TV model with “Remote-Free TV.”  —  At its upfront presentation Thursday, the network announced it will air two new drama series, J.J. Abrams' “Fringe” …