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4:50 AM ET, May 17, 2008

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Lindsay Powers / Us Weekly:
EXCLUSIVE: Source: Joe Simpson Begs Tony Romo to Attend Ashlee's Wedding  —  Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson may be done, but her dad still wants the quarterback to “support the family” at Ashlee's weekend wedding.  —  “Joe has called Tony and asked him to come to show support for the wedding,” a source tells Usmagzine.com.
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People.com:
Source: Jessica Taking Tony to Ashlee's Wedding  —  Despite break-up reports, Jessica Simpson will bring Tony Romo as her date to Ashlee Simpson's weekend wedding, a source tells PEOPLE.  —  Jessica, 27, will be maid of honor at her 23-year-old sister's wedding to rocker Pete Wentz.
Lindsay Powers / Us Weekly:
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Ask Guests to Dress Dark for Wedding
X17 Online:
Bachelorette Party!  —  Pete Wentz' bachelor party …
Discussion: Perez Hilton
Hollywoodtuna:
Jordan Topless In Cannes  —  Here's Katie Price, aka Jordan, sunbathing topless in Cannes.  If my memory serves me correctly, Katie had her breasts reduced, so this is probably the first time we're seeing them since.  I think they're a good size, but what's up with her nipple?  It's all messed up.
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Phil / Egotastic!:
Jordan Topless in Cannes Showing Her Cans
Discussion: Right Celebrity
Roger Friedman / Fox News:
Angelina Jolie's Twin Girls Likely Will Be Fraternal  —  Brangelina: Twins Fraternal |  Lucas: ‘Indy 5’ a Possibility |  Jacko: Neverland East In Upstate New York |  Small Screen for Oscar Film ‘Crash’ |  Pellicano Guilty (duh); Star Flack  —  Brangelina: Twins Fraternal
Michael K / Dlisted:
Celebrity Peen Exposed!  —  Rush & Molly reports that a new book called “Hollywood Babylon: It's Back” comes out June 1st and promises to feature full-frontal nude shots of Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, Richard Gere, John Malcovich and more.  The book also claims Johnny Depp is known as “donkey dick.”
Discussion: F-Listed, Gabby Babble and OH NO!!
Simon Rothstein / The Sun:
‘Britney Spears is not pregnant’  —  Rumours have been swirling around the world after the singer's stomach swelled and she spent two hours in a health clinic.  —  But a spokesperson claims: “I want to make completely clear that Britney is not pregnant.  There's not going to be a statement - she's just not.”
Discussion: Dlisted, TMZ.com, OH NO!! and The Blemish
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Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
A Britney Spears Sex Tape is For Sale
Jessica Herndon / People.com:
EXCLUSIVE: Rapper T.I. Welcomes His Second Son  —  T.I.  —  T.I. and his girlfriend Tameka “Tiny” Cottle welcomed their second son together after midnight Friday morning, the rapper's rep confirmed exclusively to PEOPLE.  —  The infant's name is Major Harris, and he weighed in at 5 lbs., 15 oz.
TMZ.com:
Brit, Mel & the Robyn Who Rules the Roost  —  So we know Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are in Costa Rica now, but there's a third person involved — and it ain't no three way.  —  Sources tell us Mel's wife Robyn has been on a mission (non-religious) to help the Britster.
Discussion: X17 Online, omg! and Glitterati Gossip
Perez Hilton:
New Couple Alert!!!!  —  Nice to see she's not moping at home, pining over her split from Owen Wilson!  —  Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are an item!  —  “They've been dating quietly for a few weeks now,” a source close to the couple tells us.
Extra:
Jennifer: Love Yourself!  —  She may whisper to ghosts, but Jennifer Love Hewitt's message to young women is loud and clear!  The lovely actress nabbed a spot on People magazine's coveted Most Beautiful list — but her curvy body has been under public scrutiny, and now Jennifer is speaking out!
Sharon Swart / Variety:
GEORGE CLOONEY TO ‘STARE AT GOATS’  —  Grant Heslov to direct Jon Ronson adaptation  —  George Clooney will topline, and his Smoke House partner Grant Heslov will helm, “Men Who Stare at Goats.”  —  Pic is an adaptation of British journalist Jon Ronson's book about the U.S. Army's First Earth Battalion …
FemaleFirst:
‘Needy’ Scarlett Johansson  —  Scarlett Johansson needs to feel loved.  —  The ‘Lost in Translation’ actress - who recently got engaged to actor Ryan Reynolds - revealed it's important for her lover to shower her with affection.  —  She said: “What I've learned is that men certainly …
Dick Kaegel / MLB.com:
A new father of two, Buck takes leave  —  Catcher, wife welcome twin boys Thursday; Tupman called up  —  MIAMI — John Buck is now the proud papa of two.  His wife, Brooke, delivered twin boys for the Royals' catcher late Thursday afternoon in Kansas City.  —  Cooper arrived at 5:29 p.m. CT, followed by Brody at 5:31 p.m.
Discussion: Celebrity Baby Blog
 
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Perez Hilton:
THIS Is What The Crackheads Do Together!  —  Pete Doherty recorded …
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SCOOP: Spider-Man 4 and 5 Might be Shot at the Same Time!
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