Jessica Simpson Vacations in Mexico Without Tony Romo  —  Tony Romo may have joined Jessica Simpson for pregnant sister Ashlee's Saturday wedding — but he skipped out on a family vacation with her the next day.  —  On Sunday, Jessica and her parents Joe and Tina hopped a private jet …

The Jolie-Pitts Buy for Babies in Cannes  —  Brad Pitt carries Shiloh in Cannes May 19  —  The world's most expected twins will certainly be fashionable too.  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made an unscheduled appearance in the French Riviera town of Cannes for a shopping spree …

Pop Tarts: Hogan Hysteria: Brooke Suffering Breakdown; Hulk and Linda's ‘Fake’ Reunion?  —  LOS ANGELES — Hulk Hogan's 17-year-old son Nick Hogan was recently sentenced to eight months in prison after pleading no contest to charges of reckless driving in an accident that left his close friend critically injured.

Jessica Alba Plans on Being a Tough Mother  —  Until Jessica Alba and fiancé Cash Warren's baby girl arrives this summer, the pregnant actress is stopping to smell the roses - though she's aware of the serious challenges she'll soon face.  —  “At the end of the day I am so tired …

Audrina Patridge Celebrates Birthday Without Lauren Conrad  —  How times have changed.  —  Audrina Patridge celebrated her birthday in Las Vegas Saturday night without Hills BFF Lauren Conrad.  —  The now 23-year-old (her actual birthday was May 9) drank Grey Goose and Red Bull and goofed off with pals …

Ben Barnes to shine as Dorian Gray  —  Prince Caspian actor joins Ealing adaptation  —  CANNES — Ben Barnes, currently on screens as Prince Caspian, will lay down his sword after being cast to play Oscar Wilde's iconic character Dorian Gray in an adaptation of the author's novel, “The Picture of Dorian Gray.”

Sealed with a kiss: Jennifer's very public display of affection with toyboy lover John Mayer  —  Long-term singleton Jennifer Aniston, 39, gets up close and personal with her toyboy lover, musician John Mayer, and clearly doesn't care who notices.  —  The former Friends star canoodled with Mayer …

Kiefer's Marriage Finally Kaput  —  Los Angeles (E! Online) - Kiefer Sutherland is officially divorced.  Which surely comes as news to all but the handful of die-hard fans who even knew he was technically still married.  —  Nearly four years after the 24 star first filed for divorce …

It's Dreamy's Son!  —  Dreamboat Doherty's sperm works and his son, Astile, is proof of it.  Dreamy brought his 4-year-old to the Annual Crackhead Charity Soccer Tournament yesterday.  The money raised will help poor crackheads buy crack.  No, but Dreamy did play in some celebrity charity soccer tournament.

The Chosen One Is Out....Again!  —  Is Shiloh's locked tower undergoing renovations or something?  She has never been outside this much.  Angie Jo even let her walk on the floor!  I'm surprised the floor didn't turn into solid gold.  I'm sure the salespeople were told to not look Shiloh in the eye.

Another Britney Rear Ender  —  Brit and her booty were the center of attention on the beaches of Costa Rica this weekend.  —  Mel Gibson's passion project also spent a lot of time seaside with a baby ... unfortunately, not one of her own.  —  See Also  — Britney Gets Down on All Fours

Rush & Molloy: Penn acts a bit Petra-fied  —  Petra Nemcova has been turning a lot of heads at the Cannes Film Festival — but Sean Penn's isn't one of them.  —  The tsunami-surviving supermodel has been wearing outfits calculated to give her the maximum press exposure.