Jessica Simpson Vacations in Mexico Without Tony Romo  —  Tony Romo may have joined Jessica Simpson for pregnant sister Ashlee's Saturday wedding — but he skipped out on a family vacation with her the next day.  —  On Sunday, Jessica and her parents Joe and Tina hopped a private jet …

The Jolie-Pitts Buy for Babies in Cannes  —  Brad Pitt carries Shiloh in Cannes May 19  —  The world's most expected twins will certainly be fashionable too.  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made an unscheduled appearance in the French Riviera town of Cannes for a shopping spree …

Jessica Alba Plans on Being a Tough Mother  —  Until Jessica Alba and fiancé Cash Warren's baby girl arrives this summer, the pregnant actress is stopping to smell the roses - though she's aware of the serious challenges she'll soon face.  —  “At the end of the day I am so tired …

Audrina Patridge Celebrates Birthday Without Lauren Conrad  —  How times have changed.  —  Audrina Patridge celebrated her birthday in Las Vegas Saturday night without Hills BFF Lauren Conrad.  —  The now 23-year-old (her actual birthday was May 9) drank Grey Goose and Red Bull and goofed off with pals …

Sealed with a kiss: Jennifer's very public display of affection with toyboy lover John Mayer  —  Long-term singleton Jennifer Aniston, 39, gets up close and personal with her toyboy lover, musician John Mayer, and clearly doesn't care who notices.  —  The former Friends star canoodled with Mayer …

Pop Tarts: Hogan Hysteria: Brooke Suffering Breakdown; Hulk and Linda's ‘Fake’ Reunion?  —  LOS ANGELES — Hulk Hogan's 17-year-old son Nick Hogan was recently sentenced to eight months in prison after pleading no contest to charges of reckless driving in an accident that left his close friend critically injured.

The Chosen One Is Out....Again!  —  Is Shiloh's locked tower undergoing renovations or something?  She has never been outside this much.  Angie Jo even let her walk on the floor!  I'm surprised the floor didn't turn into solid gold.  I'm sure the salespeople were told to not look Shiloh in the eye.

Late Night With Jimmy  —  Fallon spoke to Brian Braiker:  —  I liked Beardo Conan.  —  Are you tapping him for help?  —  Completely.  I'm going to stalk him.  Just sit in the crowd for as many shows as I can.  —  Are you prepared for a backlash?  —  I know I'm going to get hit.

Another Britney Rear Ender  —  Brit and her booty were the center of attention on the beaches of Costa Rica this weekend.  —  Mel Gibson's passion project also spent a lot of time seaside with a baby ... unfortunately, not one of her own.  —  See Also  — Britney Gets Down on All Fours

Pregnant Nicole Kidman: “I Feel Good!”  —  Nicole Kidman isn't letting her bump slow her down.  —  “I feel good,” Kidman, 40, told Usmagazine.com at the Academy of Country Music Awards Sunday night.  —  The seven-months pregnant star, 40, donned YSL to walk the red carpet with husband Keith Urban.

Linda Hogan: Prison Slut  —  Linda Hogan dressed up to see her son in jail ... the good news, she could go right from there to work the 2:00 PM shift at the local strip club.  —  With barely-there shorts, a tight tee and pair of Lucite heels, Linda arrived separately from her daughter, Brooke, and soon-to-be ex, Hulk Hogan.

Rush & Molloy: Penn acts a bit Petra-fied  —  Petra Nemcova has been turning a lot of heads at the Cannes Film Festival — but Sean Penn's isn't one of them.  —  The tsunami-surviving supermodel has been wearing outfits calculated to give her the maximum press exposure.

Scoop: Mariah planning extravagant wedding  —  Plus: McCain takes Manhattan; weekend box office; celebrity sightings  —  Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon had a quick ceremony in the Bahamas, but expect an extravagant wedding within six weeks, a source close to the singer said.  —  The Scoop