Jessica Simpson Vacations in Mexico Without Tony Romo  —  Tony Romo may have joined Jessica Simpson for pregnant sister Ashlee's Saturday wedding — but he skipped out on a family vacation with her the next day.  —  On Sunday, Jessica and her parents Joe and Tina hopped a private jet …

The Jolie-Pitts Buy for Babies in Cannes  —  Brad Pitt carries Shiloh in Cannes May 19  —  The world's most expected twins will certainly be fashionable too.  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made an unscheduled appearance in the French Riviera town of Cannes for a shopping spree …

Jessica Alba Plans on Being a Tough Mother  —  Until Jessica Alba and fiancé Cash Warren's baby girl arrives this summer, the pregnant actress is stopping to smell the roses - though she's aware of the serious challenges she'll soon face.  —  “At the end of the day I am so tired …

Sealed with a kiss: Jennifer's very public display of affection with toyboy lover John Mayer  —  Long-term singleton Jennifer Aniston, 39, gets up close and personal with her toyboy lover, musician John Mayer, and clearly doesn't care who notices.  —  The former Friends star canoodled with Mayer …

Late Night With Jimmy  —  Fallon spoke to Brian Braiker:  —  I liked Beardo Conan.  —  Are you tapping him for help?  —  Completely.  I'm going to stalk him.  Just sit in the crowd for as many shows as I can.  —  Are you prepared for a backlash?  —  I know I'm going to get hit.

Audrina Patridge Celebrates Birthday Without Lauren Conrad  —  How times have changed.  —  Audrina Patridge celebrated her birthday in Las Vegas Saturday night without Hills BFF Lauren Conrad.  —  The now 23-year-old (her actual birthday was May 9) drank Grey Goose and Red Bull and goofed off with pals …

The Chosen One Is Out....Again!  —  Is Shiloh's locked tower undergoing renovations or something?  She has never been outside this much.  Angie Jo even let her walk on the floor!  I'm surprised the floor didn't turn into solid gold.  I'm sure the salespeople were told to not look Shiloh in the eye.

Rush & Molloy: Penn acts a bit Petra-fied  —  Petra Nemcova has been turning a lot of heads at the Cannes Film Festival — but Sean Penn's isn't one of them.  —  The tsunami-surviving supermodel has been wearing outfits calculated to give her the maximum press exposure.

Scoop: Mariah planning extravagant wedding  —  Plus: McCain takes Manhattan; weekend box office; celebrity sightings  —  Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon had a quick ceremony in the Bahamas, but expect an extravagant wedding within six weeks, a source close to the singer said.  —  The Scoop

It's Dreamy's Son!  —  Dreamboat Doherty's sperm works and his son, Astile, is proof of it.  Dreamy brought his 4-year-old to the Annual Crackhead Charity Soccer Tournament yesterday.  The money raised will help poor crackheads buy crack.  No, but Dreamy did play in some celebrity charity soccer tournament.

RAPPER'S FEAR AFTER EX'S FURY  —  Queen Pen, a tough-talking rapper and advocate for domestic violence victims, is in fear for her life as police hunt her ex-boyfriend, who allegedly pummeled her in front of their children and broke her Grammy Award in a fit of blind rage.

Lily Allen Doesn't Wear Underwear, But She Does Wear See Through Dresses  —  Lily Allen is a lot of fun these days.  First we saw Lily Allen topless, cliffdiving in France, and now she's caught in a see-through dress, without any underwear.  So if you were wondering what Lily Allen's grooming habits were …

Kenny Chesney Wins Big at ACM Awards in Vegas  —  What happens in Vegas usually stays in Vegas.  But this time Kenny Chesney might want to ignore that rule and tell all his friends about his night in Sin City.  The singer won the coveted entertainer of the year award at the 43rd Annual Academy …