Jessica Simpson Vacations in Mexico Without Tony Romo  —  Tony Romo may have joined Jessica Simpson for pregnant sister Ashlee's Saturday wedding — but he skipped out on a family vacation with her the next day.  —  On Sunday, Jessica and her parents Joe and Tina hopped a private jet …

The Jolie-Pitts Buy for Babies in Cannes  —  Brad Pitt carries Shiloh in Cannes May 19  —  The world's most expected twins will certainly be fashionable too.  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made an unscheduled appearance in the French Riviera town of Cannes for a shopping spree …

Pop Tarts: Hogan Hysteria: Brooke Suffering Breakdown; Hulk and Linda's ‘Fake’ Reunion?  —  LOS ANGELES — Hulk Hogan's 17-year-old son Nick Hogan was recently sentenced to eight months in prison after pleading no contest to charges of reckless driving in an accident that left his close friend critically injured.

Jessica Alba Plans on Being a Tough Mother  —  Until Jessica Alba and fiancé Cash Warren's baby girl arrives this summer, the pregnant actress is stopping to smell the roses - though she's aware of the serious challenges she'll soon face.  —  “At the end of the day I am so tired …

Audrina Patridge Celebrates Birthday Without Lauren Conrad  —  How times have changed.  —  Audrina Patridge celebrated her birthday in Las Vegas Saturday night without Hills BFF Lauren Conrad.  —  The now 23-year-old (her actual birthday was May 9) drank Grey Goose and Red Bull and goofed off with pals …

It's Dreamy's Son!  —  Dreamboat Doherty's sperm works and his son, Astile, is proof of it.  Dreamy brought his 4-year-old to the Annual Crackhead Charity Soccer Tournament yesterday.  The money raised will help poor crackheads buy crack.  No, but Dreamy did play in some celebrity charity soccer tournament.

Linda Hogan: Prison Slut  —  Linda Hogan dressed up to see her son in jail ... the good news, she could go right from there to work the 2:00 PM shift at the local strip club.  —  With barely-there shorts, a tight tee and pair of Lucite heels, Linda arrived separately from her daughter, Brooke, and soon-to-be ex, Hulk Hogan.

Sealed with a kiss: Jennifer's very public display of affection with toyboy lover John Mayer  —  Long-term singleton Jennifer Aniston, 39, gets up close and personal with her toyboy lover, musician John Mayer, and clearly doesn't care who notices.  —  The former Friends star canoodled with Mayer …

Kiefer's Marriage Finally Kaput  —  Los Angeles (E! Online) - Kiefer Sutherland is officially divorced.  Which surely comes as news to all but the handful of die-hard fans who even knew he was technically still married.  —  Nearly four years after the 24 star first filed for divorce …

Wendy William's Husband Has A Sex Tape  —  Yesterday morning I received an email from Wendy William's email address with the subject line “Wendy William's Husband Is Cheating On Her”.  When I opened the email I damn near fell the hell out.  Inside was a video of her husband Kevin bangin' out some chick.

Brody Jenner's Dad Calls Spencer Pratt a “Bad Influence”  —  Brody Jenner's dad Bruce probably isn't thrilled his son is friends again with Spencer Pratt.  —  Bruce Jenner blames Brody's BFFs for his son's club hopping, womanizing ways.  —  “Frankie [Delgado]'s a very bad influence,” …

Rush & Molloy: Penn acts a bit Petra-fied  —  Petra Nemcova has been turning a lot of heads at the Cannes Film Festival — but Sean Penn's isn't one of them.  —  The tsunami-surviving supermodel has been wearing outfits calculated to give her the maximum press exposure.