Cruise Lawyers Spank Baby Store for Babbling  —  In a move totally out of character, Tom Cruise has sicked his lawyers on luxury baby boutique Petit Tresor, accusing them of babbling to the tabs about Suri's outrageously expensive designer Scientoloduds.  —  According to the cease …

Audrina's Mum on Her Hills at Maxim Party  —  She may seem short on brains, but Audrina Patridge definitely has a hot body.  Maxim named her No. 74 in their annual Hot 100 List, and she hit their bash on Wednesday night to celebrate her sexy status.  —  But since pics of Audrina in a teeny bikini …

First Photo of Alleged Other Woman in Shania Twain Split  —  Marie-Anne Thiébaud (right) with Shania Twain in 2006  —  As Shania Twain copes with her sudden split with the support of family and friends in her native Canada, sources close to the singer say she is reeling from a double betrayal …

David Archuleta: End of Idol Is a ‘Big Relief’  —  David Archuleta may not have won American Idol, but he's still in disbelief that he made it as far as he did, he said after Wednesday's results show.  The 17-year-old high school student from Murray, Utah, answered reporters' questions backstage …

Oprah Winfrey's 21-Day Diet Detox  —  Oprah Winfrey  —  With summer just around the corner, Oprah Winfrey is saying bye, bye to burgers - hello tofu and tempeh!  —  The talk show host, 54, is going vegan for a 21-day detox plan.  In addition to swearing off animal products …

Porn Star Jenna Jameson: “I'm Following in Angelina's Footsteps”  —  No marriage, no problem!  —  Porn star Jenna Jameson wants to be just like the pregnant-with-twins star Angelina Jolie.  —  “I think I'm gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!”

Adam Sandler Expecting Second Child  —  Adam Sandler's going to be a big daddy.  —  The comedian, 41, announced on Wednesday's Tonight Show With Jay Leno that he and his wife Jackie are expecting their second child.  —  She is three-and-a-half months pregnant.

Not Quite What It Seems  —  So there have been rumors circulating that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are a pair.  —  The rumors began at Star magazine.  —  And there's no better way to put this than how OK Magazine so eloquently states, “Inside the current issue of tasteless tabloid Star there's …

Naomi Campbell: It's my 38th birthday party and I'll cry if I want to  —  Naomi Campbell was reduced to tears on her birthday last night - recalling quite vividly the Lesley Gore hit song It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To.  —  Naomi celebrated her 38th birthday with friends in Cannes …

Crazy Hot  —  I don't care if Juliette Lewis worships aliens, bathes in barley water and howls at Mars - I love her crazy ass!  I'd even go to the dark side for her.  F**K.  I was joking!  Hell, I'm a goner.  I'm totally Tommy Girl's next wife.  —  Here's Juliette acting the fool on a yacht in Cannes yesterday.

Top Model CariDee English Treated for Dehydration  —  CariDee English  —  America's Next Top Model champ CariDee English was hospitalized for dehydration, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  A source says English was taken by ambulance last weekend from the MGM Grand at Foxwoods in Connecticut …

SHEEN CALLS RICHARDS UNREAL  —  DENISE Richards is a big liar, claim Charlie Sheen's pals - one of whom says she “gets more than enough money from Charlie to never have to work, much less do a reality show that exploits the kids.”  —  Sheen and his friends are furious that Richards taped …

American Idol's Luke Menard Diagnosed with Cancer  —  American Idol contestant Luke Menard has been diagnosed with lymphoma, a relative of the singer confirms to PEOPLE.  —  Menard, 29, thought he had walking pneumonia when he first sought medical treatment for a persistent cough.

ALL ABOUT ME  —  MICHELLE Tractenberg is just as bitchy in real life as she is on “Gossip Girl.”  A friend of the starlet told Page Six that when she talks about the show, “Michelle deliberately leaves out any girl cast members,” like Blake Lively or Leighton Meester.