Cruise Lawyers Spank Baby Store for Babbling  —  In a move totally out of character, Tom Cruise has sicked his lawyers on luxury baby boutique Petit Tresor, accusing them of babbling to the tabs about Suri's outrageously expensive designer Scientoloduds.  —  According to the cease …

Audrina's Mum on Her Hills at Maxim Party  —  She may seem short on brains, but Audrina Patridge definitely has a hot body.  Maxim named her No. 74 in their annual Hot 100 List, and she hit their bash on Wednesday night to celebrate her sexy status.  —  But since pics of Audrina in a teeny bikini …

Secretary: I Didn't Break Up Shania Twain's 14-Year Marriage  —  Shania Twain's secretary and house manager is slamming people.com's report that she split up the country singer's 14-year marriage to producer Mutt Lange.  —  When contacted by E! News at her home in Geneva …

Crazy Hot  —  I don't care if Juliette Lewis worships aliens, bathes in barley water and howls at Mars - I love her crazy ass!  I'd even go to the dark side for her.  F**K.  I was joking!  Hell, I'm a goner.  I'm totally Tommy Girl's next wife.  —  Here's Juliette acting the fool on a yacht in Cannes yesterday.

Adam Sandler Expecting Second Child  —  Adam Sandler's going to be a big daddy.  —  The comedian, 41, announced on Wednesday's Tonight Show With Jay Leno that he and his wife Jackie are expecting their second child.  —  She is three-and-a-half months pregnant.

Michelle Williams Dazzles at Cannes Film Festival  —  Radiant in a lace dress, Michelle Williams made a dramatic, last-minute appearance at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday, walking her first red carpet since Heath Ledger's death to promote her film Wendy and Lucy.

Naturally  —  The muppet stripper from Rock of Love 2, Daisy De La Hoya, left Crown Bar in West Hollywood last night with Dave Navarro.  Daisy, Daisy, Daisy......  Dave is an upgrade from Bret Michaels, but Daisy needs to stay away from the rock stars.  It's not good for her chocha.

David Archuleta: End of Idol Is a ‘Big Relief’  —  David Archuleta may not have won American Idol, but he's still in disbelief that he made it as far as he did, he said after Wednesday's results show.  The 17-year-old high school student from Murray, Utah, answered reporters' questions backstage …

Oprah Winfrey's 21-Day Diet Detox  —  Oprah Winfrey  —  With summer just around the corner, Oprah Winfrey is saying bye, bye to burgers - hello tofu and tempeh!  —  The talk show host, 54, is going vegan for a 21-day detox plan.  In addition to swearing off animal products …

Not Quite What It Seems  —  So there have been rumors circulating that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are a pair.  —  The rumors began at Star magazine.  —  And there's no better way to put this than how OK Magazine so eloquently states, “Inside the current issue of tasteless tabloid Star there's …

Porn Star Jenna Jameson: “I'm Following in Angelina's Footsteps”  —  No marriage, no problem!  —  Porn star Jenna Jameson wants to be just like the pregnant-with-twins star Angelina Jolie.  —  “I think I'm gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!”

Naomi Campbell: It's my 38th birthday party and I'll cry if I want to  —  Naomi Campbell was reduced to tears on her birthday last night - recalling quite vividly the Lesley Gore hit song It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To.  —  Naomi celebrated her 38th birthday with friends in Cannes …

Top Model CariDee English Treated for Dehydration  —  CariDee English  —  America's Next Top Model champ CariDee English was hospitalized for dehydration, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  A source says English was taken by ambulance last weekend from the MGM Grand at Foxwoods in Connecticut …

Mila Kunis And Her Hotness Is On The Rise  —  Finally, the Paparazzi are beginning to catch on!  They're realizing there's more to Hollywood than Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan.  Here they are at LAX getting some pictures of Mila Kunis.  Now the only thing Mila needs …

Brit to Aerobics Class: Get to Steppin'!  —  Britney Spears got her bump and grind on at a Bally health club yesterday - but not before tossing out a room full of aerobicizers.  —  We're told participants in the regularly scheduled exercise class were majorly PO'd that they got the boot.

American Idol's Luke Menard Diagnosed with Cancer  —  American Idol contestant Luke Menard has been diagnosed with lymphoma, a relative of the singer confirms to PEOPLE.  —  Menard, 29, thought he had walking pneumonia when he first sought medical treatment for a persistent cough.