Cruise Lawyers Spank Baby Store for Babbling  —  In a move totally out of character, Tom Cruise has sicked his lawyers on luxury baby boutique Petit Tresor, accusing them of babbling to the tabs about Suri's outrageously expensive designer Scientoloduds.  —  According to the cease …

Audrina's Mum on Her Hills at Maxim Party  —  She may seem short on brains, but Audrina Patridge definitely has a hot body.  Maxim named her No. 74 in their annual Hot 100 List, and she hit their bash on Wednesday night to celebrate her sexy status.  —  But since pics of Audrina in a teeny bikini …

Crazy Hot  —  I don't care if Juliette Lewis worships aliens, bathes in barley water and howls at Mars - I love her crazy ass!  I'd even go to the dark side for her.  F**K.  I was joking!  Hell, I'm a goner.  I'm totally Tommy Girl's next wife.  —  Here's Juliette acting the fool on a yacht in Cannes yesterday.

Secretary: I Didn't Break Up Shania Twain's 14-Year Marriage  —  Shania Twain's secretary and house manager is slamming people.com's report that she split up the country singer's 14-year marriage to producer Mutt Lange.  —  When contacted by E! News at her home in Geneva …

Adam Sandler Prepares His Daughter for a Sibling  —  Video courtesy NBC  —  Adam Sandler can find a joke in any situation.  —  Take his wife Jackie's morning sickness for example: “My wife gets it very bad.  She vomits a lot,” he told Jay Leno on The Tonight Show Wednesday.

Naturally  —  The muppet stripper from Rock of Love 2, Daisy De La Hoya, left Crown Bar in West Hollywood last night with Dave Navarro.  Daisy, Daisy, Daisy......  Dave is an upgrade from Bret Michaels, but Daisy needs to stay away from the rock stars.  It's not good for her chocha.

Michelle Williams Dazzles at Cannes Film Festival  —  Radiant in a lace dress, Michelle Williams made a dramatic, last-minute appearance at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday, walking her first red carpet since Heath Ledger's death to promote her film Wendy and Lucy.

Naomi Campbell: It's my 38th birthday party and I'll cry if I want to  —  Naomi Campbell was reduced to tears on her birthday last night - recalling quite vividly the Lesley Gore hit song It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To.  —  Naomi celebrated her 38th birthday with friends in Cannes …

Lisa Simpson's Voice Files for Divorce  —  Despite having all the answers on The Simpsons, Yeardley Smith could only come up with one solution this time around.  —  The character actress and vocal talent behind the animated Lisa Simpson for the past two decades has filed for divorce from her husband of four years, Daniel Erickson.

David Archuleta: What I Said to David Cook After He Won Idol  —  David Archuleta says he wasn't shocked when his name wasn't called on Wednesday's American Idol finale.  —  “Oh, I was pretty sure Cook was going to win anyway!” he told Usmagazine.com after the show.  “You know, he's such a great guy.

EXCLUSIVE: Rep: Usher Split Rumor “Completely False”  —  Usher and his wife Tameka Foster are not separating.  —  TheYBF.com reported Thursday that the R&B crooner had filed for separation from his wife of nine months.  —  “It's 100% not true,” Usher's manager Benny Medina tells Usmagazine.com.

Nas' “Be a N—r Too” Poster  —  fans who felt disillusioned by Nas' pragmatic decision to unname his album “N—r,” can look forward to Nas' taking the politically incorrect, unsubtle approach with his upcoming “Be a N—r Too” video.  Rik Cordero and Nas shot the video last week in LA …

Not Quite What It Seems  —  So there have been rumors circulating that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are a pair.  —  The rumors began at Star magazine.  —  And there's no better way to put this than how OK Magazine so eloquently states, “Inside the current issue of tasteless tabloid Star there's …

Robert Redford to marry girlfriend Sibylle Szaggars after 12 years  —  Robert Redford, the Hollywood actor, has said he plans to marry his long-term lover, who is 19 years his junior.  —  Redford, 71, has announced he is engaged to his girlfriend Sibylle Szaggars, a 52-year-old artist, whom he has dated since 1996.

Top Model CariDee English Treated for Dehydration  —  CariDee English  —  America's Next Top Model champ CariDee English was hospitalized for dehydration, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  A source says English was taken by ambulance last weekend from the MGM Grand at Foxwoods in Connecticut …