Lisa Simpson's Voice Files for Divorce  —  Despite having all the answers on The Simpsons, Yeardley Smith could only come up with one solution this time around.  —  The character actress and vocal talent behind the animated Lisa Simpson for the past two decades has filed for divorce from her husband of four years, Daniel Erickson.

Pregnant Man to Recount Experience in Memoir  —  Thomas Beatie, the world's first pregnant man, will write a memoir about his experience.  —  Love Makes a Family: A Memoir of Hardship, Healing and  —  an Extraordinary Pregnancy is set to hit stands September 30, Entertainment Tonight reported Thursday.

Audrina's Mum on Her Hills at Maxim Party  —  She may seem short on brains, but Audrina Patridge definitely has a hot body.  Maxim named her No. 74 in their annual Hot 100 List, and she hit their bash on Wednesday night to celebrate her sexy status.  —  But since pics of Audrina in a teeny bikini …

Naomi Campbell: It's my 38th birthday party and I'll cry if I want to  —  Naomi Campbell was reduced to tears on her birthday last night - recalling quite vividly the Lesley Gore hit song It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To.  —  Naomi celebrated her 38th birthday with friends in Cannes …

Secretary: I Didn't Break Up Shania Twain's 14-Year Marriage  —  Shania Twain's secretary and house manager is slamming people.com's report that she split up the country singer's 14-year marriage to producer Mutt Lange.  —  When contacted by E! News at her home in Geneva …

Michelle Williams Dazzles at Cannes Film Festival  —  Radiant in a lace dress, Michelle Williams made a dramatic, last-minute appearance at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday, walking her first red carpet since Heath Ledger's death to promote her film Wendy and Lucy.

Crazy Hot  —  I don't care if Juliette Lewis worships aliens, bathes in barley water and howls at Mars - I love her crazy ass!  I'd even go to the dark side for her.  F**K.  I was joking!  Hell, I'm a goner.  I'm totally Tommy Girl's next wife.  —  Here's Juliette acting the fool on a yacht in Cannes yesterday.

Cruise Lawyers Spank Baby Store for Babbling  —  In a move totally out of character, Tom Cruise has sicked his lawyers on luxury baby boutique Petit Tresor, accusing them of babbling to the tabs about Suri's outrageously expensive designer Scientoloduds.  —  According to the cease …

BFF's and bf's and gf's and f's and......you get it!  —  SO i promised to fill you in on the last 2 days well here goes...while i had meetings and the studio, which all went really well, Paris started shooting her new Mtv show and when you are part of the GC family, everybody comes out to support.

Naturally  —  The muppet stripper from Rock of Love 2, Daisy De La Hoya, left Crown Bar in West Hollywood last night with Dave Navarro.  Daisy, Daisy, Daisy......  Dave is an upgrade from Bret Michaels, but Daisy needs to stay away from the rock stars.  It's not good for her chocha.

Adam Sandler Prepares His Daughter for a Sibling  —  Video courtesy NBC  —  Adam Sandler can find a joke in any situation.  —  Take his wife Jackie's morning sickness for example: “My wife gets it very bad.  She vomits a lot,” he told Jay Leno on The Tonight Show Wednesday.

Robert Redford to marry girlfriend Sibylle Szaggars after 12 years  —  Robert Redford, the Hollywood actor, has said he plans to marry his long-term lover, who is 19 years his junior.  —  Redford, 71, has announced he is engaged to his girlfriend Sibylle Szaggars, a 52-year-old artist, whom he has dated since 1996.

FURIOUS DENISE RETURNS FIRE  —  DENISE Richards is lashing back at her ex, Charlie Sheen, over the ugly accusations made by his friends on Page Six yesterday.  —  Sheen branded her a liar and claimed she sent his fiancee, Brooke Mueller, an e-mail asking him for his sperm so she could have another kid.

Miley Cyrus Underwear Strip For Nick Jonas [del.icio.us]  —  Miley Cyrus Underwear Strip For Nick Jonas  —  Hannah Montana star Miley Ray Cyrus is stripping AGAIN!  It's almost been THREE weeks without a seductive Miley Myspace photo leak.  Supposedly, she emailed these pictures to Nick Jonas …

Not Quite What It Seems  —  So there have been rumors circulating that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are a pair.  —  The rumors began at Star magazine.  —  And there's no better way to put this than how OK Magazine so eloquently states, “Inside the current issue of tasteless tabloid Star there's …

GISELE BUNDCHEN - BUNDCHEN PLANS TO GET MORE BEAUTIFUL WITH AGE  —  Supermodel GISELE BUNDCHEN will never go under the knife to stay looking sexy - because she expects to get better looking as she ages.  —  The 27-year-old Brazilian is convinced her mother is proof she will get more beautiful with age.

David Archuleta: What I Said to David Cook After He Won Idol  —  David Archuleta says he wasn't shocked when his name wasn't called on Wednesday's American Idol finale.  —  “Oh, I was pretty sure Cook was going to win anyway!” he told Usmagazine.com after the show.  “You know, he's such a great guy.