Brangelina splash out £35m on French chateau complete with vineyard and ponies for their expanding brood  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have bought a £35 million chateau in the French Riviera to base their growing family.  —  The couple are said to have looked at around 100 properties …

Jessica & Tony's Dinner Date in Dallas  —  Breakup rumors be darned: On Saturday, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo looked every bit the happy couple at N9NE Steakhouse in Dallas.  “They were holding hands, in a good mood and happy,” a source tells PEOPLE.  “They looked like they were on a date together.”

Michael Jackson makes failed LA comeback attempt  —  The crowd went wild as Michael Jackson strode purposefully on stage and picked up a microphone.  —  Was this the moment he was going to break into song and end his years of silence?  —  Er, no.  —  The fallen star just muttered a few words …

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Host White Party  —  Move over Diddy!  Kim Kardashian's got her own white party in the Hamptons.  —  Traditionally, Diddy's famous Hamptons white party takes place at his house in East Hampton at the end of the summer, but last season he also presided …

Patrick Swayze & Wife Lisa Catch a Lakers Game  —  Patrick Swayze and his wife Lisa were two famous faces in the crowd Friday as the Los Angeles Lakers beat the San Antonio Spurs 101-71 during Game 2 of the NBA Western Conference playoff series at L.A.'s Staples Center.

Daughter of Hulk Hogan unhurt in accident caused by another driver  —  Terry Bollea, better known as wrestler Hulk Hogan, waits with daughter Brooke, left, and an unidentified person as his wife, Linda, right, talks on her phone at the accident scene Sunday.

A Few Tremors in Oprahland  —  LOS ANGELES — Oprah Winfrey is still the queen of all media, but her crown is beginning to look a bit tarnished.  —  The average audience for “The Oprah Winfrey Show” has fallen nearly 7 percent this year, according to Nielsen Media Research — its third straight year of decline.

LOVE REJECTED ABORT PRESSURE  —  FRANCES Bean Cobain - the 15-year-old daughter of rockers Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain - would have been aborted in the womb if Love's handlers had had their way, an upcoming book claims.  —  In “Bumping Into Geniuses,” a memoir about the music business …

Britney Spears new man gets family approval  —  Britney Spears has been spied stepping out with the new man in her life, who's already earned the blessing of her dad.  —  Her old man Jamie has been telling friends Jason Trewick is a “stabilising influence” on his daughter.

BEYONCE SET FOR BOND FILM THEME  —  BEYONCE Knowles has been tipped to replace troubled Amy Winehouse in the battle to record the theme song for the new James Bond film Quantum Of Solace.  —  Music industry insiders say the former Destiny's Child singer has become firm favourite after first choice Amy fell off the rails.

HIDDEN HOOKUP  —  JENNIFER Aniston and John “The Player” Mayer have been together longer than they're letting on.  It seemed odd that Aniston was so public with her affection for Mayer so fast, but a source says they were quietly dating for three months prior to coming out earlier this month as a couple in Miami.

It's Memorial Day!  —  Shauna Sand's exquisite lucite heels and I would like to wish you all a Happy Memorial Day!  I won't be posting much today, because my good friend really needs me.  My good friend Stella Artois!  She's been down in the dumps lately, so she really needs me to hold, kiss and lick her.