Megan Fox  —  The long, slow pan down the never-ending length of a Star Destroyer as the opening credits of Star Wars roll.  —  Arnie in Terminator 2 effortlessly reloading a shotgun mid-motorcycle chase by twirling it over his shoulder.  —  Cameron Diaz's sperm hair.  —  McLovin'.

Worse for wear Lily Allen carried out of Glamour Awards  —  Glamour may have been the night's theme, but Lily Allen is not one for conformity.  —  The 23-year-old pop star had to be carried out of London's exclusive Berkeley Square in the early hours of this morning after partying up a storm at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards.

Las Vegas Club Names K-Fed ‘Father of the Year’  —  Kevin Federline is the new father of the year!  —  Just in time for Father's Day, Prive Las Vegas will award the proud papa of four his “father of the year” status at a party he is slated to host there June 13.

Evil Ferris Wheel Attacks “Hannah Montana”  —  The new Hannah Montana movie suddenly became an action flick when a freak ferris wheel accident on the set left several extras in bad shape.  —  According to witnesses on the set, all hell broke loose when high winds blew a giant piece …

GETTING HITCHED  —  ETHAN Hawke and his fiancée, Ryan Shawhughes, are getting ready to walk down the aisle.  The star and the “very pregnant” former nanny of his children with Uma Thurman are expecting their first bundle together, and spies at the Municipal Building …

Gershon: I Did Not Have Sexual Relations ...  TMZ has obtained a copy of a demand letter from Gina Gershon to Vanity Fair.  Make no mistake - she's pissssed.  —  Vanity Fair just published a pretty scandalous story about Prez Bill Clinton.  The demand letter claims the article …

X-Files Star Gillian Anderson Is Pregnant  —  X-Files star Gillian Anderson is expecting her second child with boyfriend Mark Griffiths, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  The couple have a son, Oscar, who was born in November 2006.  Anderson also has a 13-year-old daughter, Piper, from a previous marriage.

Kate Walsh's Upskirt Tease — Oops!  —  Kate Walsh gets caught off guard as a sudden gust of wind blows her skirt up while on the set of her hit ABC drama, Private Practice, on Tuesday in Santa Monica, Calif.  —  The 40-year-old actress filmed a scene with costar Amy Brenneman when, out of nowhere, she gave paparazzi an upskirt tease.

Aubrey has new breast friend  —  A NICE TOUCH ... Aubrey (left) and two pals lark around  —  SHE'S one of the hottest singing stars in America - and now Aubrey O'Day has given her raunchiest interview yet.  —  In the latest episode of The Sun's Heyman Hustle, the sexy Danity Kane singer talks …

“Real” Kid Real Busted  —  Josh Waring, the wayward and oft-troubled son of “Real Housewives of Orange County” star Laurie Waring, was busted late Sunday night for possession of heroin and ecstasy and intent to sell.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Waring was hanging out in front …

Sarah Larson Moving Forward After Split from Clooney  —  Sarah Larson is “moving forward” after her recent split from George Clooney, a friend of the model's tells PEOPLE.  —  “From what we've talked about she's doing well,” Jennifer Morss, executive director of Aid for AIDS of Nevada and a friend of Larson's, tells PEOPLE.

Jay Leno Says “I Do” in Support of Gay Marriage  —  Forget that “gay face” controversy!  —  Jay Leno will be among the boldfaced names at a gay marriage celebration and rally tomorrow night at the Abbey in West Hollywood.  —  T.R. Knight will join the Matthew Shepard Foundation's Judy Shepard …

Gwyneth Paltrow: “I May Force Myself” to Get Pregnant Again  —  “I may force myself to do it one more time because the result is so worth it,” she reveals in July's Harper's Bazaar.  “And also my [late] dad said to me that his only regret in life was that he had only two children and he didn't have more.”

Christina to bust out more kids  —  FANS of CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S gargantuan post-pregnancy boobs need not fear shrinkage - she's planning on having plenty more kids to keep them pumped up.  —  The Dirrty beauty's breasts have maintained their eye-popping shape and size since the January birth of her son …