‘Hills’ co-star lands MTV series  —  Brody Jenner will star in ‘Bromance’  —  “The Hills” co-star Brody Jenner is getting his own MTV series.  —  The network has committed to six episodes of “Bromance,” which has been buzzed about online recently.  The show, from Ryan Seacrest's production company …

HOLY MOLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE: MADONNA TO DIVORCE GUY  —  Sources have revealed exclusively to Holy Moly that Madonna has hired Britain's toughest divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC, to kick start divorce proceedings against her husband of eight years, Guy Ritchie.

Girls Next Door React to Pam Anderson Giving Hef B-Day Cake Naked  —  For Hugh Hefner's 82nd birthday in April, Pam Anderson surprised him with cake ... in the nude.  —  “I think it was the perfect surprise for him,” The Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson told Usmagazine.com …

Joe Simpson: I'm Not a Controlling Father  —  In the wake of Us Weekly's cover story that Jessica Simpson's controlling father was the main source behind her May split from Tony Romo, Joe Simpson tells “Extra” he's not the controlling father he's made out to be.

Jessica Alba's Brother: Honor “Is Very Beautiful”  —  Jessica Alba's brother Josh couldn't be happier about his new niece Honor Marie.  —  “I'm ecstatic!”  Josh, 25, told Usmagazine.com by phone Monday, two days after his star sis, 26, delivered in L.A. “I have seen her, and she is very beautiful.”

PETA sets sights on Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen  —  NOT content with demanding a complete black ban on Australian wool, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has launched a birthday offensive against the Olsen twins for wearing fur.  —  The radical animal rights group is asking …

Going Strong!  —  Despite rumors of a break-up — which, per usual, we didn't report, because we knew they were bulls**t — Lindsay Lohan looks genuinely thrilled to see Samantha Ronson come visit her on the set of her new film, Labor Pains.  —  Samantha is the ONLY thing that makes Lindsay happy these days.

Audrina and LC's Bitter Backyard Brawl!  —  The fake drama has finally turned into real drama!  After Audrina set up a photo shoot for a weekly mag at LC's house last week and — oops! — forgot to clue LC in, the claws were out!  —  Lauren came home the other day to find the shoot already …

REHAB'S A RIOT  —  RODNEY KING, NIKKI MCKIBBIN, GARY BUSEY IN CAST  —  RODNEY King, the man whose videotaped beating by police officers sparked the 1992 LA riots, was among the bold-faced names checking into VH1's “Celebrity Rehab” yesterday.  —  Also in “Rehab” are former stripper-turned-"American Idol" …

Holby City star Tina Hobley shows off baby girl - and amazing post-pregnancy figure  —  Despite giving birth less than two months ago, Tina Hobley appears to have regained her pre-pregnancy figure.  —  The Holby City star showed off her slim physique - and newborn baby Olivia - on a day out in London on Monday.

OK!  Exclusive: Tori Spelling Gives Birth  —  It's a girl for Tori Spelling!  —  The former 90210 star gave birth to a daughter on Monday, June 9.  —  Stella Doreen McDermott arrived at 3:13 p.m. PT and weighed 6 lbs 8 oz.  —  Tori's rep tells OK!, “She's here!  She's a healthy baby girl.

MORE ON LINDSAY LOHAN'S LEGGINGS!  —  Your first look at the starlet's fashion venture ...  LINDSAY LOHAN's leggings are getting closer to store shelves!  —  ET has learned that the starlet's new line, named “6126” after MARILYN MONROE's birthdate, has been picked up at L.A.'s posh Fred Segal boutique …

Slap The Douche!  —  When I get together with my friends, we usually do each other's nails, drink Bartles & Jaymes and make friendship bracelets.  Straight douchetards like Shia LaBeouf do things a little differently.  They get hammered on Bud, call each other “faggot” and dare their “dawg” to bitch slap them.