HOLY MOLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE: MADONNA TO DIVORCE GUY  —  Sources have revealed exclusively to Holy Moly that Madonna has hired Britain's toughest divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC, to kick start divorce proceedings against her husband of eight years, Guy Ritchie.

‘Hills’ co-star lands MTV series  —  Brody Jenner will star in ‘Bromance’  —  “The Hills” co-star Brody Jenner is getting his own MTV series.  —  The network has committed to six episodes of “Bromance,” which has been buzzed about online recently.  The show, from Ryan Seacrest's production company …

Girls Next Door React to Pam Anderson Giving Hef B-Day Cake Naked  —  For Hugh Hefner's 82nd birthday in April, Pam Anderson surprised him with cake ... in the nude.  —  “I think it was the perfect surprise for him,” The Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson told Usmagazine.com …

REHAB'S A RIOT  —  RODNEY KING, NIKKI MCKIBBIN, GARY BUSEY IN CAST  —  RODNEY King, the man whose videotaped beating by police officers sparked the 1992 LA riots, was among the bold-faced names checking into VH1's “Celebrity Rehab” yesterday.  —  Also in “Rehab” are former stripper-turned-"American Idol" …

Joe Simpson: I'm Not a Controlling Father  —  In the wake of Us Weekly's cover story that Jessica Simpson's controlling father was the main source behind her May split from Tony Romo, Joe Simpson tells “Extra” he's not the controlling father he's made out to be.

Jessica Alba's Brother: Honor “Is Very Beautiful”  —  Jessica Alba's brother Josh couldn't be happier about his new niece Honor Marie.  —  “I'm ecstatic!”  Josh, 25, told Usmagazine.com by phone Monday, two days after his star sis, 26, delivered in L.A. “I have seen her, and she is very beautiful.”

Audrina and LC's Bitter Backyard Brawl!  —  The fake drama has finally turned into real drama!  After Audrina set up a photo shoot for a weekly mag at LC's house last week and — oops! — forgot to clue LC in, the claws were out!  —  Lauren came home the other day to find the shoot already …

Lindsay Lohan, her lesbian lover and Lily Allen make three  —  They say three's a crowd, but Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson didn't seem to mind last night as the took singer Lily Allen out on the town in Los Angeles.  —  The trio dined together at the Italian restaurant Il Sole …

Pregnant Laila Ali: I'm Having a “Natural Birth” With “No Medication”  —  Break out the blue cigars: Laila Ali is having a boy!  —  The pregnant American Gladiator co-host, 30 (and daughter of boxing champ Muhammad Ali), revealed her baby news to Usmagazine.com at Saturday's Celebrity Family Feud taping in Los Angeles.

Helena Christensen Topless Bikini Pictures  —  Once upon a time, Helena Christensen was the object of every man's desire.  Those days were the 90s.  Nowadays, the Dutch Danish (sorry, good people of Denmark) Supermodel is older, but still rockin' the hot bod that made her famous …

DJ Edith Bowman has baby boy  —  Radio 1 DJ Edith Bowman has given birth to her first child, a baby boy called Rudy Brae Bowman Smith.  —  Mother and baby are fine and baby Rudy weighs in at 6lb and 9ozs and has “very long legs”.  —  The 33-year-old has been dating Editors' lead singer Tom Smith since 2005.

Slap The Douche!  —  When I get together with my friends, we usually do each other's nails, drink Bartles & Jaymes and make friendship bracelets.  Straight douchetards like Shia LaBeouf do things a little differently.  They get hammered on Bud, call each other “faggot” and dare their “dawg” to bitch slap them.