HOLY MOLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE: MADONNA TO DIVORCE GUY  —  Sources have revealed exclusively to Holy Moly that Madonna has hired Britain's toughest divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC, to kick start divorce proceedings against her husband of eight years, Guy Ritchie.

Brooke Hogan “Freaked Out” Over Mom's Romance  —  Not everyone approves of Hollywood cougars—least of all their cubs.  —  Brooke Hogan's reaction to her 48-year-old mom, Linda, dating someone 29 years her junior?  “I'm totally freaked out,” she told E! satellite radio personality Michael Yo during a conversation the two had off air.

Mark Ronson: My sister and Lindsay Lohan make a cute couple  —  Music producer reckons the girls look great together  —  Mark Ronson has fuelled rumours that his younger sister Samantha is dating Lindsay Lohan.  —  The pair were spotted kissing and cuddling at the Cannes Film Festival in France last month.

Mariah Shows Off Her Mrs. Bikini Body  —  Mariah Carey slipped into her favorite outfit, a bikini and high heels, to shoot her latest music video in Hawaii on Sunday.  The last time Mariah made a video — for “Bye-Bye” — she ended up marrying the guy she cast as her love interest, Nick Cannon …

Ailing Paul Newman Turns Over $120M to Charity  —  Ailing Paul Newman Turns Over $120m To Charity |  Coldplay, Beatles Lose Leader |  Spielberg's Gift; Diddy Graduation; Polanski Update; World Turns Slower; Old Lox  —  Ailing Paul Newman Turns Over $120m To Charity

Audrina and LC's Bitter Backyard Brawl!  —  The fake drama has finally turned into real drama!  After Audrina set up a photo shoot for a weekly mag at LC's house last week and — oops! — forgot to clue LC in, the claws were out!  —  Lauren came home the other day to find the shoot already …

REHAB'S A RIOT  —  RODNEY KING, NIKKI MCKIBBIN, GARY BUSEY IN CAST  —  RODNEY King, the man whose videotaped beating by police officers sparked the 1992 LA riots, was among the bold-faced names checking into VH1's “Celebrity Rehab” yesterday.  —  Also in “Rehab” are former stripper-turned-"American Idol" …

Girls Next Door React to Pam Anderson Giving Hef B-Day Cake Naked  —  For Hugh Hefner's 82nd birthday in April, Pam Anderson surprised him with cake ... in the nude.  —  “I think it was the perfect surprise for him,” The Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson told Usmagazine.com …

Brody Jenner's new reality show oddly homoerotic  —  Brody Jenner of MTV's The Hills has landed his own reality show.  It's titled, are you ready?  “Bromance.”  A strange choice considering the premise of the show is for Brody to whittle down male contestants to join his entourage.  (Sound familiar?)

Charlie and Denise Battle Over Needles  —  Our spies tell us Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are at loggerheads over whether to vaccinate their kids.  —  Charlie is convinced vaccinations are poison.  We're told they are now at a stalemate and may end up in court.

Jessica's Bro: Baby Looks Like an Alba to Me  —  While the rest of the world awaits her coming-out party, some choice people have had the honor of meeting Honor.  —  Jessica Alba's brother, Josh, has revealed some exclusive details to E! News about the baby and her arrival.

Get This Penis Off My Back!  —  A little baby in China was reportedly born with an extra peen on his back.  The baby was born to a farmer and his wife in China's Henan province.  The Sun reports that the condition is called fetus in fetu.  He was taken to the hospital and the extra peen was removed.

Kate Hudson's Breasts Are HUGE!  —  Here's Kate Hudson leaving NBC studios after a taping of “Late Night with Conan O'Brien” showing off her prized possessions.  Now when you figure out what they are please feel free to email me, because I haven't got a clue.  —  Related Articles:

Pregnant Laila Ali: I'm Having a “Natural Birth” With “No Medication”  —  Break out the blue cigars: Laila Ali is having a boy!  —  The pregnant American Gladiator co-host, 30 (and daughter of boxing champ Muhammad Ali), revealed her baby news to Usmagazine.com at Saturday's Celebrity Family Feud taping in Los Angeles.

Sarah Larson is telling friends she's the one who dumped George Clooney  —  Both the National Enquirer and Star Magazine have stories this week that 29 year-old Sarah Larson is telling friends that she's the one who broke it off with Oscar-winning actor George Clooney, not the other way around.