HOLY MOLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE: MADONNA TO DIVORCE GUY  —  Sources have revealed exclusively to Holy Moly that Madonna has hired Britain's toughest divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC, to kick start divorce proceedings against her husband of eight years, Guy Ritchie.

‘Hills’ co-star lands MTV series  —  Brody Jenner will star in ‘Bromance’  —  “The Hills” co-star Brody Jenner is getting his own MTV series.  —  The network has committed to six episodes of “Bromance,” which has been buzzed about online recently.  The show, from Ryan Seacrest's production company …

Girls Next Door React to Pam Anderson Giving Hef B-Day Cake Naked  —  For Hugh Hefner's 82nd birthday in April, Pam Anderson surprised him with cake ... in the nude.  —  “I think it was the perfect surprise for him,” The Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson told Usmagazine.com …

Audrina and LC's Bitter Backyard Brawl!  —  The fake drama has finally turned into real drama!  After Audrina set up a photo shoot for a weekly mag at LC's house last week and — oops! — forgot to clue LC in, the claws were out!  —  Lauren came home the other day to find the shoot already …

Mariah Shows Off Her Mrs. Bikini Body  —  Mariah Carey slipped into her favorite outfit, a bikini and high heels, to shoot her latest music video in Hawaii on Sunday.  The last time Mariah made a video — for “Bye-Bye” — she ended up marrying the guy she cast as her love interest, Nick Cannon …

REHAB'S A RIOT  —  RODNEY KING, NIKKI MCKIBBIN, GARY BUSEY IN CAST  —  RODNEY King, the man whose videotaped beating by police officers sparked the 1992 LA riots, was among the bold-faced names checking into VH1's “Celebrity Rehab” yesterday.  —  Also in “Rehab” are former stripper-turned-"American Idol" …

Joe Simpson: I'm Not a Controlling Father  —  In the wake of Us Weekly's cover story that Jessica Simpson's controlling father was the main source behind her May split from Tony Romo, Joe Simpson tells “Extra” he's not the controlling father he's made out to be.

PETA wants people to send Olsen twins clumps of hair in the mail  —  PETA has what is starting to be a very unhealthy obsession with the Olsen twins.  Like if PETA were the Olsen twins' ex-boyfriend, it'd have a few restraining orders against it.  The organization has been after the pint-sized twosome for years because they wear fur.

Kate Hudson's Breasts Are HUGE!  —  Here's Kate Hudson leaving NBC studios after a taping of “Late Night with Conan O'Brien” showing off her prized possessions.  Now when you figure out what they are please feel free to email me, because I haven't got a clue.  —  Related Articles:

Jessica Alba's Brother: Honor “Is Very Beautiful”  —  Jessica Alba's brother Josh couldn't be happier about his new niece Honor Marie.  —  “I'm ecstatic!”  Josh, 25, told Usmagazine.com by phone Monday, two days after his star sis, 26, delivered in L.A. “I have seen her, and she is very beautiful.”

Charlie and Denise Battle Over Needles  —  Our spies tell us Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are at loggerheads over whether to vaccinate their kids.  —  Charlie is convinced vaccinations are poison.  We're told they are now at a stalemate and may end up in court.

Sarah Larson is telling friends she's the one who dumped George Clooney  —  Both the National Enquirer and Star Magazine have stories this week that 29 year-old Sarah Larson is telling friends that she's the one who broke it off with Oscar-winning actor George Clooney, not the other way around.

Slap The Douche!  —  When I get together with my friends, we usually do each other's nails, drink Bartles & Jaymes and make friendship bracelets.  Straight douchetards like Shia LaBeouf do things a little differently.  They get hammered on Bud, call each other “faggot” and dare their “dawg” to bitch slap them.