TOM RIPS ‘NAZI’ DIAGNOSIS  —  TOM Cruise's lawyer is comparing a TV doctor's analysis of the star's mental health to Nazi methods.  In next month's Playboy, Dr. Drew Pinsky, host of VH1's “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew,” says: “A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely …

Jen & John: Hot Between the Sheets!  —  After being spotted together on vacations, at intimate dinners, even a bbq at Courteney Cox's Malibu beach house, it's clear Jennifer Aniston's relationship with her much younger beau John Mayer is giving her a glowing new sense of self.

MTV's Tila Tequila: Gays Can Get Married “Because of Me”  —  MTV reality queen says she played a part in California recently dropping its ban on gay marriage.  —  “It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Hollywood premiere of The Love Guru on Wednesday.

Secret of the Olsens' smiles?  —  Plus: Kate Hudson still plays coy about Lance; Common pens book  —  Although Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are fiercely private, details about the twins' lives are slowly emerging.  The latest: how the two achieve their signature smiles.

OH, BROTHER!  A MADGE TELL-ALL  —  MADONNA and Britney Spears are about to get socked with scandalous, tell-all books about their wild and crazy lives.  —  Madonna is sure to be the more betrayed.  Her brother Christopher Ciccone, who had a falling-out with Her Madgesty several years ago …

Andrew Firestone Engaged Again, to Wed Next Month  —  In the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, former Bachelor Andrew Firestone reveals to Us that he'll wed fiancee Ivana Bozilovic next month in Santa Ynez, CA.  —  Check out star's hot engagement rings.

Exclusive: Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee Are Together Again  —  We visited Mötley Crüe in their Hollywood rehearsal studio yesterday as they prepped for their summer CrueFest tour.  Yes, they rocked, and we'll have a full report in the next issue of Rolling Stone, but because you're our pals …

Mark Wahlberg Passes On Funky Bunch Reunion.  ‘Not A F—ing Chance,’ He Laughs  —  I kind of thought Mark Wahlberg might hit me if I brought up A) New Kids on the Block or B) the Funky Bunch in my interview with him to ostensibly promote “The Happening.”  Lo and behold 15 minutes into our chat …

Sarah Larson's Post-Clooney Life  —  Sarah Larson isn't going into hiding.  —  George Clooney's ex-girlfriend was back at work today, meeting and having lunch with her agent from Nous Model Management in Los Angeles.  —  I hear Ms. Larson, 29, is up for a big-time lingerie campaign …

Sexy but skinny Kate Moss gives her cleavage a rare public outing  —  Just in case her hemline wasn't short enough to do the trick, Kate Moss made absolutely certain all eyes were on her as she stepped out in Berlin today.  —  The supermodel, who was arriving at the Hotel de Rome …

Kate Hudson's breast boy  —  Kate Hudson's four-year-old son is obsessed with her breasts.  —  The 'Fool's Gold' actress revealed Ryder - her son with ex-husband Chris Robinson - has developed a keen interest in the female body and is always trying to lift up her top.

Britney Spears Cameo Axed From Pussycat Dolls Video  —  Brit filmed the cameo — separate from the group — last week.  —  Britney Spears may have looked “hot and blond” in the cameo she filmed for the Pussycat Dolls' new video, “When I Grow Up” — which will premiere on FNMTV Friday night …

Trace Ayala: “I Don't See” a Wedding in Justin Timberlake's Future  —  Justin Timberlake's BFF (and business partner) Trace Ayala doesn't expect the singer and Jessica Biel to walk down the aisle anytime soon.  —  Asked if he sees wedding bells in their future, he said, “I hope so.

Reunited And It Tastes So Sweet  —  Put down the ketchup chips and whip out the magnifying glass!  Is that a Frapp I see in Brit Brit's paw?  It could be an iced latte with 6 cups of sugar and lard in it, but there's no way Brit would go to Starbucks and not order her signature drink!

Matt Damon Is Fat But Still Powerful  —  Matt Damon may not be looking his best on the set of The Informant but he's had a super successful year as a sexy man and now one of Forbes' Most Powerful Celebrities.  He is 51 on the list, which is close to where he fell out on the 2007 PopSugar 100.

Lindsay's Baby Bump Is Growing Fast!  —  Just three days into filming and Lindsay Lohan's already sporting a fake baby bump on the set of Labor Pains.  In the movie, LL plays a girl who pretends to be pregnant to get out of being fired, but hopefully Linds won't have to resort to that to keep her role in this project.