CELLULOID FLAWS  —  MAYBE seeing themselves on the big screen was too much to take for “Sex and the City” stars Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis.  Apparently, soon after the movie's release, they both paid a visit to Roosevelt Hospital on 10th Avenue for minor surgeries.

Britney Arrives in Louisiana to Be With Pregnant Sister  —  Britney Spears is at home in Kentwood, La., to be on hand when her sister Jamie Lynn gives birth, PEOPLE confirms.  —  After taking an early morning commercial flight from LAX, the singer, 26, touched down in New Orleans …

Charlie Sheen Apologizes for Calling Denise Richards the N-Word  —  Charlie Sheen is apologizing for a three-year-old voicemail that ex Denise Richards made public.  —  The voicemail included a curse-filled rant from Sheen calling Richards - the mother of their two young daughters Sam, 4 …

Kimora Lee Simmons ‘Kind Of’ Engaged to Djimon  —  Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou  —  Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Honsou are “kind of” engaged, she tells PEOPLE.  —  When photographers asked the designer, 33, and the actor-model, 44, to kiss on the red carpet at the Bel Air home …

50 Cent & ex in kid fight  —  More baby mama drama for 50 Cent.  —  The rapper is going to court to stop Shaniqua Tompkins, mother of his 11-year-old son, Marquise, from claiming he masterminded the suspicious blaze that destroyed her Long Island mansion last month.

Depp Keeps Promise; Sends Hat To Small Town Boy  —  While Other Stars Get DUIs and Go to Rehab, Depp's Doing Good  —  Just when the Brand family was beginning to think all celebrities were rude, drunk, disorderly and selfish, Johnny Depp did something to prove them wrong.

Ali Lohan: Troll's New Girl?  —  Ali Lohan may be hooking up with a troll.  —  The E! reality star is director John Carl Buechler's top choice for a lead role in the big-budget remake of his 1986 camp classic, Troll.  —  Lindsay's little sister auditioned last week for the role …

Ashlee Shows Off Baby Curves at Pete's Bar Opening  —  Ashley Simpson-Wentz displayed her new mommy-to-be figure in a fitted black dress at the opening of husband Pete Wentz's bar Angels & Kings in Chicago.  —  The party in Wentz's hometown on Tuesday night doubled as another 29th birthday bash …

Audrina on New Hills Season: “Bathing Suits, Drama, Romance!”  —  Squashing rumors of a feud, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge filmed scenes for the new season of The Hills Wednesday at L.A.'s Kumo Restaurant.  Lauren “Lo” Bosworth was also there.  —  Patridge recently told Usmagazine.com …

Woman Sues Victoria's Secret After Alleged “Thong Injury”  —  Talk about a wardrobe malfunction!  —  A California woman is suing Victoria's Secret, claiming she was injured while trying on a thong.  —  52-year-old Marcrida Patterson — who appeared on Thursday's Today show with her lawyer …

Blake's Puppy Just Couldn't Contain Herself  —  Blake Lively was cruising through NYC yesterday when her puppy, Penny, had an accident all over Blake's dress!  The Gossip Girl star got out of the car and tried to cover up with a shopping bag, but we could see the damage had been done.

Troubled star Britney Spears ‘attempted suicide on two occasions’  —  Troubled pop star Britney Spears tried to kill herself on two separate occasions, according to a new unauthorised biography.  —  Investigative journalist Ian Halperin makes the claim in his yet-to-be-released book …

SO SORRY ABOUT HEATHER, PAUL  —  FORMER British tabloid editor and “America's Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan was the cupid who introduced Paul McCartney to Heather Mills - and he will always be sorry he did.  —  “Paul asked who she was after seeing her give a speech,” Morgan told Howard Stern on his Sirius radio show yesterday.

HAS CHRIS MARTIN HAD MANY SERIOUS GIRLFRIENDS?  —  “I've only been in one serious relationship,” says Martin.  —  And you guessed it.  It's with Gwyneth Paltrow.  —  “...This is the only one.  Is that weird?  I don't think it's that weird.  It wouldn't be weird 200 years ago.”