Britney Arrives in Louisiana to Be With Pregnant Sister  —  Britney Spears is at home in Kentwood, La., to be on hand when her sister Jamie Lynn gives birth, PEOPLE confirms.  —  After taking an early morning commercial flight from LAX, the singer, 26, touched down in New Orleans …

Charlie Sheen Apologizes for Calling Denise Richards the N-Word  —  Charlie Sheen is apologizing for a three-year-old voicemail that ex Denise Richards made public.  —  The voicemail included a curse-filled rant from Sheen calling Richards - the mother of their two young daughters Sam, 4 …

CELLULOID FLAWS  —  MAYBE seeing themselves on the big screen was too much to take for “Sex and the City” stars Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis.  Apparently, soon after the movie's release, they both paid a visit to Roosevelt Hospital on 10th Avenue for minor surgeries.

Depp Keeps Promise; Sends Hat To Small Town Boy  —  While Other Stars Get DUIs and Go to Rehab, Depp's Doing Good  —  Just when the Brand family was beginning to think all celebrities were rude, drunk, disorderly and selfish, Johnny Depp did something to prove them wrong.

Ali Lohan: Troll's New Girl?  —  Ali Lohan may be hooking up with a troll.  —  The E! reality star is director John Carl Buechler's top choice for a lead role in the big-budget remake of his 1986 camp classic, Troll.  —  Lindsay's little sister auditioned last week for the role …

Ashlee Shows Off Baby Curves at Pete's Bar Opening  —  Ashley Simpson-Wentz displayed her new mommy-to-be figure in a fitted black dress at the opening of husband Pete Wentz's bar Angels & Kings in Chicago.  —  The party in Wentz's hometown on Tuesday night doubled as another 29th birthday bash …

Audrina on New Hills Season: “Bathing Suits, Drama, Romance!”  —  Squashing rumors of a feud, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge filmed scenes for the new season of The Hills Wednesday at L.A.'s Kumo Restaurant.  Lauren “Lo” Bosworth was also there.  —  Patridge recently told Usmagazine.com …

Kimora Lee Simmons ‘Kind Of’ Engaged to Djimon  —  Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou  —  Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Honsou are “kind of” engaged, she tells PEOPLE.  —  When photographers asked the designer, 33, and the actor-model, 44, to kiss on the red carpet at the Bel Air home …

VIDEO: Woman Suing Victoria's Secret Over Defective Thong  —  Talk about a wardrobe malfunction!  —  A California woman is suing Victoria's Secret, claiming she was injured while trying on a thong.  —  52-year-old Marcrida Patterson — who appeared on Thursday's Today show with her lawyer …

Blake's Puppy Just Couldn't Contain Herself  —  Blake Lively was cruising through NYC yesterday when her puppy, Penny, had an accident all over Blake's dress!  The Gossip Girl star got out of the car and tried to cover up with a shopping bag, but we could see the damage had been done.

Tori Spelling Mourns Beloved Pug Mimi LaRue  —  Tori Spelling's beloved dog Mimi LaRue died Tuesday of natural causes at the age of 11, the actress tells PEOPLE.  —  “She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly,” says Spelling.  “People everywhere knew her by name.

SO SORRY ABOUT HEATHER, PAUL  —  FORMER British tabloid editor and “America's Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan was the cupid who introduced Paul McCartney to Heather Mills - and he will always be sorry he did.  —  “Paul asked who she was after seeing her give a speech,” Morgan told Howard Stern on his Sirius radio show yesterday.

HAS CHRIS MARTIN HAD MANY SERIOUS GIRLFRIENDS?  —  “I've only been in one serious relationship,” says Martin.  —  And you guessed it.  It's with Gwyneth Paltrow.  —  “...This is the only one.  Is that weird?  I don't think it's that weird.  It wouldn't be weird 200 years ago.”

Jen & John's Romantic Pre-Tour Dinner  —  Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer enjoyed a romantic dinner in Beverly Hills, the night before his scheduled departure for a European tour.  —  “They were super affectionate and super sweet,” a diner at Madeo tells PEOPLE.  “They were kissing and rubbing arms.”

David Beckham's Abs Are Hypnotizing  —  David Beckham shows off buff bod in his latest ad for Emporio Armani Underwear.  (Check out the first set of Armani ads here and here.)  —  The 33-year-old soccer stud is expected to greet customers later today and debut the new image on a mural …