Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker: Enablers?  —  Remember that “Intelligencer” item about Antonin Scalia bumming a cigarette from Sarah Jessica Parker?  Most people read that and thought, “A conservative Supreme Court justice watches Sex and the City?”

Fiddy's Ex Got Served!  —  50 Cent's ex Shaniqua Tompkins got a restraining order this morning against the rapper — but she was also served with a real doozy of a lawsuit.  —  The rapper's lawyers brought the legal hammer down on Tompkins, slapping her with a $20 million defamation suit …

Britney's Emotional Return Home  —  Seems like it was just yesterday that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears was giving birth to her first child while her big sis, pop star Britney Spears, waited with the entire family at a Mississippi — wait, it was just yesterday.

Gwyneth Paltrow sparks baby rumours with bump under dress  —  Her penchant for racy footwear lately has meant Gwyneth Paltrow's feet are almost as famous as her face.  —  But on this occasion not even her shapely legs and towering heels could not distract attention from her curiously rotund midriff.

Cinderella Goes to Camp, and Prince Charming Sings  —  Some hacker needs to go to work on the Disney computer that randomly mixes the same 10 plot lines and 15 young actors to create new movies and television shows.  One of the character threads in there, that of the spoiled teenage diva …

Britney Spears Recording New Album  —  Britney Spears is currently at work on an upcoming album, her vocal producer and co-writer Jim Beanz confirms exclusively to Usmagazine.com.  —  “Britney is amazing,” Beanz tells Us.  —  The singer, 26, has had her share of drama, but “we never see anything but positives out of her.

Just Say ‘Mariska Hargitay’ and Snicker  —  It's likely that the younger generation of moviegoers knows Mike Myers primarily as the voice of Shrek.  It has been five years since “The Cat in the Hat,” his last live-action movie, and six since the third “Austin Powers” picture, so a bit of reintroduction may be in order.

Rihanna: 'I'm Not in Love'  —  Rihanna, R&B's hottest singer, lit up the Empire State Building yesterday in support of her “Good Girl Gone Bad: Reloaded” CD, and she confessed to our AJ Calloway that she's not in love.  Somebody tell Chris Brown!  —  Rihanna also gave us the lowdown on her new Cartier …

Seth Rogen Says Kevin Smith's ‘Porno’ Is Having Trouble Getting An R Rating Instead Of NC-17  —  ‘The MPAA is gunning for us, I think,’ funnyman says of October's ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno.’  —  ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico — Are Zack and Miri making a controversy?

Paula Abdul and Restaurateur Beau Split  —  Paula Abdul has split from boyfriend, restaurateur J.T. Torregiani, her rep confirms exclusively to Usmagazine.com.  —  The pair parted ways more than two months ago.  Torregiani, 33 — a partner in the Dolce Group — has moved out of the American Idol judge's Los Angeles home.

Angelina Jolie: The world's most ‘Wanted’  —  There's sexy, and then there's scary-sexy.  —  Angelina Jolie certainly earns the extra adjective.  —  HEAT INDEX: Jolie is smoking up the charts  —  SPEARS ON FIRE: For good or bad, Britney is still sizzling at No. 1

Brady and Gi planning a La-La love nest  —  Is Tom Brady [stats] giving up the Apple for La-La?  —  Word from the Left Coast is that the New England Patriots [team stats] QB/QT and his glamazon galpal Gisele Bundchen are looking to build a home in Cali so that Tom will have a place to bond with his little look-alike son, Jack.

Lindsay Lohan's Sexy Flat Tummy  —  Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new film Labor Pains and speaking of pains, I'm wondering if she's going to take off that shirt of hers because teasing us like that is making me ache down below.  Girl's sexy flat tummy looks good enough to eat off of.

Side Dish: Jeremy Piven is out-Foxed  —  Jeremy Piven was bent on meeting “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox in the greenroom at Spike TV's Guy's Choice Awards, airing on Sunday.  “I don't know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop.  He went on: “I know you're getting an award.”