NO DISCOUNTS  —  JENNIFER Lopez was a diva with a capital D shopping last week at the Catherine Malandrino boutique on Manhasset's Miracle Mile, near where she lives with hubby Marc Anthony.  “She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, ‘Absolutely not,’ ” said our spy.

Listen to Heidi Montag's New Single “Fashion”  —  Usmagazine.com has an exclusive first listen to Heidi Montag's latest single, “Fashion.”  —  “It's the greatest song of my life,” Spencer Pratt told Us at the Boost Mobile RockCorps in L.A. Friday.  —  Tell Us: Do you like Heidi's new song?

Inseparable: Another romantic weekend for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson  —  They've had their rocky moments, but Lindsay Lohan's and girlfriend Samantha Ronson's appeared stronger than ever as they enjoyed a romantic weekend in Los Angeles.  —  The pair proved inseparable during …

PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Penny Lancaster has a titter with Rod Stewart  —  DO YA think I'm sucksy?  Perhaps ageing Rod Stewart misheard gorgeous wife Penny Lancaster asking if he fancied a NIBBLE for lunch.  —  The couple were Sailing (what else) in the Med when the randy old rocker put on a show to shock holidaymakers on boats nearby.

Malibu Surf & Turf War — The Rematch  —  Private security was hired to patrol the beach where Matthew McConaughey surfs — but that didn't stop another brutal beach beatdown from taking place yesterday between a band of violent locals and the paparazzi.  —  After a beachgoer chucked …

How Cute Is Baby Harlow!?!  —  We've seen plenty of Nicole and Joel these days but this weekend we got a rare treat to see the adorable baby Harlow.  She looks so sweet in her pink little onesie sitting in her mom's lap.  Nicole took her daughter with her to enjoy the hot Summer …

OK!  Exclusive: Jamie Lynn & Maddie Home in Mississippi  —  Proud new mom Jamie Lynn Spears and her newborn daughter Maddie Briann Aldridge, returned home at 1:45 am Saturday morning.  And by “home,” OK! can exclusively reveal that this means the Liberty, Mississippi, house the Zoey 101 star purchased …

DAVID BECKHAM - BECKHAM DASHES DREAM FOR BIRTHDAY BOY  —  Soccer star DAVID BECKHAM has reportedly dashed the dreams of a young boy who won a charity auction prize to meet his idol.  —  Jeanne Kelly paid $7,000 (GBP3,500) for the package, which included flights to Los Angeles …

Linda Hogan Can't Even Call 911 Right  —  It takes a special kind of person to call 911 and get reprimanded by the operator who is trying to help you.  Linda Hogan is just that special.  —  Hulk's soon-to-be ex called the cops back on May 22, claiming the Hulkster was camped outside her house …

George Carlin, Irreverent Comedian, Dies at 71  —  George Carlin, the Grammy-Award winning standup comedian and actor who was hailed for his irreverent social commentary, poignant observations of the absurdities of everyday life and language, and groundbreaking routines like …

Shouldn't They Be In Mourning?  —  First things first, I think I may have booze poisoning, so please bare (typo and keeping it) with me today.  I mean, you know you're a different kind of drunk when you're barfing up 100 proof alcohol.  Anyway, I had a reason to booze away in Vegas this weekend.

Ex Says Nate Dogg's a Roadside Terrorist  —  TMZ has learned hip-hop artist Nate Dogg was arrested around 8:30 AM PT this morning while driving on the 405 in L.A.  —  Cops tell us a woman who said she was Nate's estranged wife called into 911 freaking out as she was driving …

Pasty looking Minnie Driver takes her huge baby bump for a dip in the ocean  —  Minnie Driver showed off her huge baby bump as she enjoyed a swim at a Malibu beach yesterday.  —  The 38-year-old actress/singer is seven months pregnant with her first child, but has declined to name the father.

Jermaine Dupri: Janet And I Are Ready for Baby  —  Janet Jackson might feel “allergic to marriage,” but the pop star is ready to have a baby, says longtime boyfriend Jermaine Dupri.  —  “Yeah, soon,” Dupri told PEOPLE Sunday at a dinner party hosted by New Era and Belvedere Vodka at West Hollywood's STK restaurant.

Cameron Diaz's PDA-Packed Date With Jennifer Aniston's Ex  —  Cameron Diaz is still hot and heavy with Jennifer Aniston's ex.  —  On Sunday, the actress, 35, went out on a romantic dinner date in West Hollywood with Brit model Paul Sculfor (who was linked to Aniston, 39, last year).

Carrie Underwood: ‘Fame Is The Ultimate Heartbreak Revenge’  —  She winds up former flames through her immense success...  Carrie Underwood knows the way to get over a bad breakup - work hard and become more successful than your former beau.  —  The 25-year-old star has dated a series …