OK!  Exclusive: Lindsay's Secret Sister!  —  Everyone knows that Lindsay Lohan has a little sister Ali, but OK! can now exclusively reveal that there is yet another, secret sister — that even they have never previously known existed!  —  Linds' father, Michael Lohan, has admitted to OK! …

Uma Thurman engaged to boyfriend Busson  —  Uma Thurman, who played the sword-wielding Bride in “Kill Bill,” is taking another stab at marriage, now that financier Arpad (Arki) Busson has proposed, her rep confirmed to the Daily News.  —  Busson, who has two children with supermodel Elle Macpherson …

She's Just Being Miley  —  Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the new issue of Billboard, and PerezHilton.com has an exclusive preview of the article.  —  Our favorite bits are when the Disney slut talks about her passion for songwriting and the such.  —  She's such an “artist.”  —  Hey, at least she's ambitious!

K-Fed Attorney: Mediation With Brit “Positive” Step  —  Kevin Federline wants Britney Spears to once again play a major role in their children's lives.  Just not a bigger role than his.  —  K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, spoke exclusively to E! News in the wake of Thursday's …

Madonna: I want a divorce  —  WORLD EXCLUSIVE Madonna and Guy to end marriage after seven tempestuous years  —  Madonna told Guy Ritchie she wants a divorce after the couple agreed they had fallen out of love.  —  They admitted to each other that their seven-year marriage was doomed because they had simply drifted apart.

Verne Troyer Sues TMZ  —  Verne Troyer has filed a $20 million lawsuit, claiming TMZ violated his rights by publishing and airing portions of his sex tape.  —  In the suit, filed today in U.S. District Court in downtown L.A., Troyer claims TMZ violated his privacy rights and infringed …

Setting The Record Straight  —  We're not quite sure why he felt compelled to do this, but Russell Simmon's publicist just sent us the following open letter from the hip hop mogul.  —  He says:  —  “Friends of mine have forwarded me gossip online about my custody agreement details with Kimora.

J.Lo, bark over $5M for bite on jet  —  A flight attendant claims Jennifer Lopez's guard dog chomped her leg on a plane trip two years ago, and now she wants to take a $5 million bite out of the singer's pocketbook.  —  Lisa Wilson, 40, filed a suit in Brooklyn Federal Court Thursday …

Joel Madden: No Plans to Marry Nicole Richie  —  For Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, the wedding bells can wait - at least for a little while.  —  “We don't have any plans for that right now,” Madden told PEOPLE on Wednesday.  “We're just happy, and we're being a family, and that's where we're at right now.

FOLLIERI BUST MAROONS POOCH  —  ANNE Hathaway got smart in time to dump her boyfriend, Rafaello Follieri, before he was arrested this week for fraud - but now the star should step up and take care of the former couple's 2-year-old chocolate labrador, Esmeralda.

Dirty Ass Wonky  —  Hahaha!  Wonky looks like she got sprayed down with wet doody.  Doody tan!  It looks like the liquid caca got all over her dress too or maybe that fugly rag just came that way.  —  She looks like one of Tommy Girl's used condoms.  Nast.

Paris Hilton donates to LA's Childrens Hospital  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) — Paris Hilton is making good on her promise to become a better person.  —  The 27-year-old socialite made an “extremely generous” donation toward the construction of a medical building at Childrens Hospital Los Angeles …

Robert Rodriguez to direct Rose McGowan in ‘Red Sonja’  —  Red Sonja is back.  —  And Robert Rodriguez has her.  —  The Grindhouse co-director will produce a new big-screen adventure featuring the flame-haired comic-book vixen.  While Brigitte Nielsen wielded Sonja's sword …

BILL AND OPRAH ICE MACHINE  —  BILL Clinton gave the cold shoulder to Barack Obama's biggest supporter, Oprah Winfrey, at Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday in London.  A source at the dinner in Hyde Park, catered by Gordon Ramsay, told us, “There was a very cold reception between them.”