A-Rod Said He Was “in Love With Madonna”  —  Just met?  Hardly.  New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez was smitten with Madonna six months ago when he was exchanging text messages with her while dining with a friend in Miami.  —  “He kept smiling, acting as if he was a little kid,” …

World Exclusive: Meet Baby Maddie!  —  Since giving birth on June 19 to baby girl Maddie Briann Aldridge, Jamie Lynn Spears has taken to doing what any good first time mom would do — making sure her brand new daughter has everything she needs.  —  And, in an exclusive interview and photoshoot …

FIRST LISTEN: Ali Lohan's Summer Single  —  PEOPLE has the exclusive, first listen of Ali Lohan's upcoming single, “All The Way Around,” which she says shows off her hip-hop vibe.  —  Listen to it here:  —  The 14-year-old Lohan says the sound of her upcoming album is different …

Hospital: Angelina Photos Are Fake  —  Don't expect to catch any glimpses of Angelina Jolie in her hospital room.  —  The hospital in Nice, France, where Jolie, 33, is staying as she awaits the birth of her twins has coated the windows of her room with special insulating material …

McConaughspawn — Three Million Dollar Baby  —  Matthew McConaughey's lil' bundle of joy will be making Matt a big bundle of jack.  —  Our spies tell us OK! mag will shell out $3 mil for the first pics of young Levi, who was just born Monday night.  And that's not all …

J.Lo's Restaurant Huevos Goodbye  —  Now that she's a new mother, Jennifer Lopez has no need for Madre's — her Latin restaurant has closed.  —  A sign on the Pasadena eatery says it shuttered on July 1st “until further notice.”  Madre's had been in business for over six years — a lifetime in the world of celeb restaurants.

ANGIES SECRET TO WEIGHT LOSS  —  Due to a few requests that I post pics, after mentioning this spotting in a post yesterday of a photoshopped Mischa Barton in all her glory on a box of Dollar Store undies, I decided to photograph and share this amazing product my sister pointed out to me in the corner store by her house.

Troll Needs Help  —  “Mary-Kate seriously needs to get to rehab, but she doesn't think she has a problem.  She thinks she's young, hip and entitled to live her life as she sees fit.  But it's affecting everything.”  That's what some inside source told Star Magazine.

Pyjama drama: Victoria Beckham caught off-guard in runway scare  —  Victoria Beckham was left unnerved - and just a little red faced - after she was caught up in a frightening aeroplane drama while leaving LA yesterday.  —  Posh, along with her sons Romeo and Cruz, had boarded a flight …

David Lee Roth: Nuts Behind Wheel?  —  When Ontario Provincial Police pulled over a driver “wearing a little silk scarf and flashy clothing,” they didn't know he was Van Halen rocker David Lee Roth.  —  But they did know that the man - who they had stopped for speeding - was in the midst of a medical emergency.

Paris Punched?  —  A pouty Paris Hilton left Hollywood hotspot Coco de Ville last night with sister Nicky, and word on the street is that the socialite was involved in a fight with a fellow clubgoer!  —  Eyewitnesses tell “Extra” that a female club patron slugged Paris — leaving Miss Hilton with a bruise by her left eye.

BRINKLEY DIVORCE TRIAL BACK IN SESSION  —  RESUMPTION FOLLOWS SETTLEMENT TALKS  —  After a delay for settlement talks on a piece of their divorce case, Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook returned to the courtroom this afternoon.  —  The status of those talks was unclear.

No Newsroom Today  —  Looks like celebs on Robertson Blvd. will have to eat iffy food somewhere else today.  —  After getting slapped by a City Health Department with a “C” rating for having mold in an ice machine, gnats in bar glasses, chipping paint and fridge that wasn't cold enough …