Jose Canseco: Singer Madonna Begged Me to Impregnate Her  —  Alex Rodriguez isn't the first athlete Madonna has pursued.  —  In the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now), former Oakland A and onetime Yankee Jose Canseco details how the singer, 49, tried to romance him in 1991 even though …

EX-FILE  —  JOHN Mayer can't keep those pesky ex-es away.  His girlfriend Jennifer Aniston found “a batch” of love letters from his ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson in his guitar case.  “Jennifer was more hurt than angry at the discovery,” said a source.  “The letters surprisingly were very touching and well written.”

BRINKLEY DIVORCE CASE SETTLED  —  MODEL APPEARS TO SCORE VICTORY  —  After days of acrimony in court and a night of intense negotiation going into the wee hours of the morning, Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook settled their contentious divorce case.  —  “It is my pleasure to report …

Nicole and Keith: ‘We Feel Immensely Blessed’  —  She may be little, but four-day-old Sunday Rose Kidman Urban has her parents gushing in a big way.  —  “We feel immensely blessed and grateful to be given this beautiful baby girl,” Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban said in an exclusive statement to PEOPLE in this week's cover story.

Jessica Alba on Pregnancy: ‘I Never Felt Less Sexy’  —  Angelina Jolie may love being pregnant, but not everyone in Hollywood is similarly gushing.  —  “I never felt less sexy,” Jessica Alba says of her own pregnancy.  “I mean, I wouldn't have changed it for the world ... but I wanted to get rid of all the weight.”

First Look — Inside Jessica Simpson's 28th Birthday Party!  —  Happy 28th birthday, Jessica Simpson!  While the singer's real big day is today, she partied the night away with her favorite people at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas on Monday.  Jessica showed off that big Texas smile as Tony serenaded her with “Sweet Child o' Mine”.

Jessica Biel: I Don't “Have to Have” Marriage  —  Jessica Biel says her life will be fine even if she doesn't walk down the aisle one day.  —  “The actual idea of signing those papers and doing all this stuff ... I've never been someone who's like, ‘I have to, have to, have to have it,’” …

Spidey Man Is Kind Of Turning Me On  —  Tobey Maguire and his wifey were trying to get out of a parking lot last night, but a group of paps would not let his ass through.  Instead of pulling a Brit Brit and running their asses over, the boring piece of boiled broccoli got all angry and screamed, “Get the f**k out of the way!

Heidi Montag Hits Gun Range “in Honor” of Her Late Step-Bro  —  Why were Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at a firing range in L.A. Tuesday?  —  “All the super soaker ranges were closed,” Pratt joked to Usmagazine.com.  —  “Seriously, we're learning in honor of Heidi's step-brother,” he explained.

ET CONFIRMS: ETHAN HAWKE MARRIES GIRLFRIEND  —  ET confirms that Ethan Hawke and his girlfriend Ryan Shawhughes were married last month in New York City.  —  Hawke, the father of two children with his ex-wife Uma Thurman, is also expecting a baby with Shawhughes, the actor's publicist told the Associated Press in January.

Lindsay Lohan Flashed Her Crotch Again  —  Some fellow perv emailed these to us.  These are supposedly Lindsay Lohan leaving a yacht party in Cannes two months ago.  I have no reason to believe these aren't Lindsay, or her freckles, or her labia, because she's a global whore, and her random body part flashing knows no bounds.

Stacy Keibler Because She Used To Be Hot  —  It's been ages since I last did a post on Stacy Keibler.  If you guys can recall, Stacy was the first semi-celebrity I obsessed over after starting the site, but once she quit the WWE, her wardrobe became as sexy as old lady in a church choir.

Dancing with the Stars to Tango with Gay Twist?  —  The celeb-and-pro lineup for Dancing with the Stars' Season 7 won't be officially revealed until mid-August, but already rumors are surfacing about who might prance across the parquet.  —  The latest buzz has Lance Bass signed on to samba …

Rush & Molloy: It's grad school for Franco  —  Being a movie star isn't enough for James Franco.  —  The gorgeous actor graduated from UCLA last month at the age of 30, after quietly taking English literature courses for years.  —  And he's not stopping there.