Pop Tarts: Scary Skinny Megan Fox Stopped Eating, Forced to Gain Weight  —  LOS ANGELES — Megan Fox is still one of the slimmest starlets in Tinseltown, but the ubersexy screen siren was sporting a few more much-needed curves beneath her “Star Wars” T-shirt and jeans at the FOX Television …

Katy Perry: I Want to Kiss Miley Cyrus  —  Katy Perry sings the summer's sexiest song “I Kissed a Girl.”  —  So who's her dream same sex smooch?  —  “Miley Cyrus!” she says in the latest issue of Steppin' Out magazine.  “She's the lucky girl.  It's cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone.”

Uma Thurman reveals a mysterious protruding belly on a romantic cruise with fiancé Arki  —  She's known as one of Hollywood's most glamorous and statuesque stars, but Uma Thurman certainly let her guard down during a luxury cruise in Corsica.  —  The actress caught onlookers by surprise …

Exclusive: William Petersen Says B-Y-E to ‘CSI’  —  You know that fancy new CSI contract that William Petersen inked last May?  Turns out there was a ticking time bomb buried in the fine print: He'll be gone by midseason!  And not “off too do a play” gone like he was back in 2006.

Mom: ‘No Excuse’ for Khloe Kardashian's Jail Term  —  Kim Kardashian's little sister Khloe may be headed for jail, but she has no one to blame but herself, mom Kris Jenner says.  —  “There's lots of things I could be sitting here saying, and excuses for my daughter, but there isn't one,” Jenner tells Ryan Seacrest on his radio show.

Gisele Bundchen - “V Magazine” Fall 2008  —  Brazilian bombshell Gisele Bundchen is featured in the Fall 2008 issue of V Magazine, as captured by renowned photographer Mario Testino.  (She shot this cover back in April.)  —  In her interview, Gisele, who turns 28 on Sunday …

MADGE EATING UP A-ROD BUZZ  —  MADONNA is “loving” the attention she's getting from the Alex Rodriguez scandal, friends said - and as of Sunday, she was planning on ramping up the rumors by cheering on her close friend during today's All-Star game at Yankee Stadium.

Sunday on their minds as duo turn down deals  —  NICOLE KIDMAN and Keith Urban have rejected deals worth millions of dollars for first pictures of their newborn daughter Sunday.  —  The star couple have yet to decide whether to release a photograph officially but, if they do, it will be free, a source close to them said.

Jake Gyllenhaal plays by Reese's rules  —  Plus: Valerie Bertinelli defends Kirstie Alley; Tom makes Katie blush  —  Jake Gyllenhaal, keep your feet off the table!  Reese Witherspoon is laying down the law to her new roomie.  —  For Hollywood “it” couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon …

Eva LongWHORIA Got The Katie Holmes  —  Congratulations to Eva LongWHORIA for managing to make herself look even homelier.  I didn't think it was possible.  She gets two dick slaps for that.  Bitch still looks like Mrs. Brisby from The Secret of NIMH.  —  I'm pretty biased though.

More Drama At ‘The Hills’ House - Guest House Investigated!  —  Could there be more trouble at hand for “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad surrounding her Hollywood home, which is featured prominently as a shooting location for the hit MTV show?  —  Access has learned that the City …

Countdown to the Jolie-Pitt Twins' Magazine Debut  —  Viv and Knox are just about 2 days old, and already we're getting pretty rowdy about the forthcoming baby pictures.  —  It's still unknown which lucky magazine will have the honor, but insiders are speculating the pics will go for between $15 million to $20 million.

A-Rod on the Record with Pat O'Brien  —  “The Insider's” Pat O' Brien went one-on-one with the headline-making Yankee, Alex Rodriguez at his All-Star Game party at club 40/40 in New York.  With the recent media frenzy surrounding the All-Star's personal trials, O'Brien asked the All-Star about how his fans stuck with him.

Wicked Film and “Jesus Christ Superstar” Remake on Platt's Plate  —  Marc Platt has extended his contract with Universal Pictures for five years, according to Variety.  —  Marc Platt Productions currently has several projects of interest to theatre plans in the works, including a film version …

Pat O'Brien to Wed Girlfriend  —  After five years together, The Insider host Pat O'Brien and his girlfriend Betsy Stevens plan to marry.  —  “It's probably going to be next fall,” O'Brien, with Stevens at his side, told PEOPLE at A-Rod's All-Star party at New York City's 40/40 Monday.

It's Just Gas.....  ....I think.  Uma Thurman looks like she's trying to push out a doody bubble or maybe she's playing one of my favorite games: Pregnant Lady.  Don't you do that?  I love doing that s**t.  I stick out my belly, hold it and say, “Hello there, Baby Phoebe Shauna.  Mommy loves you very much.”

Exclusive: The Duchess One-Sheet!  —  ComingSoon.net is exclusively premiering the new one-sheet today for The Duchess, opening September 19 and starring Keira Knightley, Ralph Fiennes, Charlotte Rampling, Dominic Cooper and Hayley Atwell.  —  Long before the concept existed …

Josh Brolin, ‘W’ crew face rap  —  Police in Shreveport, La., didn't give Josh Brolin, Jeffrey Wright and their crewmates any star treatment when they arrested them during Friday night's wrap party for “W,” Oliver Stone's movie about George W. Bush.  —  A squad of 10 cops “got aggressive” …

INFANT ENVY  —  Paris Hilton has never been one to take it slow, so it comes as no surprise that the celebutard is desperately trying for a baby with her boyfriend, Benji Madden.  “She's jealous of all the attention [best friend] Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she's fallen off in the tabs lately,” said one friend.