Pop Tarts: Scary Skinny Megan Fox Stopped Eating, Forced to Gain Weight  —  LOS ANGELES — Megan Fox is still one of the slimmest starlets in Tinseltown, but the ubersexy screen siren was sporting a few more much-needed curves beneath her “Star Wars” T-shirt and jeans at the FOX Television …

Katy Perry: I Want to Kiss Miley Cyrus  —  Katy Perry sings the summer's sexiest song “I Kissed a Girl.”  —  So who's her dream same sex smooch?  —  “Miley Cyrus!” she says in the latest issue of Steppin' Out magazine.  “She's the lucky girl.  It's cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone.”

Exclusive: William Petersen Says B-Y-E to ‘CSI’  —  You know that fancy new CSI contract that William Petersen inked last May?  Turns out there was a ticking time bomb buried in the fine print: He'll be gone by midseason!  And not “off too do a play” gone like he was back in 2006.

Pat O'Brien to Wed Girlfriend  —  After five years together, The Insider host Pat O'Brien and his girlfriend Betsy Stevens plan to marry.  —  “It's probably going to be next fall,” O'Brien, with Stevens at his side, told PEOPLE at A-Rod's All-Star party at New York City's 40/40 Monday.

Uma Thurman reveals a mysterious protruding belly on a romantic cruise with fiancé Arki  —  She's known as one of Hollywood's most glamorous and statuesque stars, but Uma Thurman certainly let her guard down during a luxury cruise in Corsica.  —  The actress caught onlookers by surprise …

Mom: ‘No Excuse’ for Khloe Kardashian's Jail Term  —  Kim Kardashian's little sister Khloe may be headed for jail, but she has no one to blame but herself, mom Kris Jenner says.  —  “There's lots of things I could be sitting here saying, and excuses for my daughter, but there isn't one,” Jenner tells Ryan Seacrest on his radio show.

Sunday on their minds as duo turn down deals  —  NICOLE KIDMAN and Keith Urban have rejected deals worth millions of dollars for first pictures of their newborn daughter Sunday.  —  The star couple have yet to decide whether to release a photograph officially but, if they do, it will be free, a source close to them said.

Gisele Bundchen - “V Magazine” Fall 2008  —  Brazilian bombshell Gisele Bundchen is featured in the Fall 2008 issue of V Magazine, as captured by renowned photographer Mario Testino.  (She shot this cover back in April.)  —  In her interview, Gisele, who turns 28 on Sunday …

MADGE EATING UP A-ROD BUZZ  —  MADONNA is “loving” the attention she's getting from the Alex Rodriguez scandal, friends said - and as of Sunday, she was planning on ramping up the rumors by cheering on her close friend during today's All-Star game at Yankee Stadium.

Jake Gyllenhaal plays by Reese's rules  —  Plus: Valerie Bertinelli defends Kirstie Alley; Tom makes Katie blush  —  Jake Gyllenhaal, keep your feet off the table!  Reese Witherspoon is laying down the law to her new roomie.  —  For Hollywood “it” couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon …

Eva LongWHORIA Got The Katie Holmes  —  Congratulations to Eva LongWHORIA for managing to make herself look even homelier.  I didn't think it was possible.  She gets two dick slaps for that.  Bitch still looks like Mrs. Brisby from The Secret of NIMH.  —  I'm pretty biased though.

Countdown to the Jolie-Pitt Twins' Magazine Debut  —  Viv and Knox are just about 2 days old, and already we're getting pretty rowdy about the forthcoming baby pictures.  —  It's still unknown which lucky magazine will have the honor, but insiders are speculating the pics will go for between $15 million to $20 million.

Heath Ledger's Family Attends Dark Knight Premiere  —  Heath Ledger's family attended Monday's The Dark Knight premiere in New York, where the late actor's father left the theater giving a thumbs-up sign.  —  Kim Ledger and his wife Ines - Heath's stepmother - bypassed the red carpet …

INFANT ENVY  —  Paris Hilton has never been one to take it slow, so it comes as no surprise that the celebutard is desperately trying for a baby with her boyfriend, Benji Madden.  “She's jealous of all the attention [best friend] Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she's fallen off in the tabs lately,” said one friend.

More Drama At ‘The Hills’ House - Guest House Investigated!  —  Could there be more trouble at hand for “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad surrounding her Hollywood home, which is featured prominently as a shooting location for the hit MTV show?  —  Access has learned that the City …

Michael Jackson Takes His Kids To See ‘Wall-E’  —  Michael Jackson wowed cinema goers in Las Vegas, Nevada on Monday afternoon when he took his kids to see Wall-E on the big screen.  —  The pop superstar, his three children and four security guards checked out a matinee screening …