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1:35 PM ET, July 16, 2008

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OK! Magazine:
World Exclusive: Jessica Alba's Dream Baby!  —  Preparing for the birth of your first child can be nerve-wracking for any new mom, but for Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren, the birth of their daughter Honor Marie Warren on June 7 was anything but chaotic.
TMZ.com:
Dick Busted on Sex Charges Outside Chicken Joint  —  Wacked out crazy comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, Calif. on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.  —  Cops busted the 42-year-old Dick just before 2 AM this morning in the parking lot near a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant.
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Sarah Burge / PE Angels Baseball:
Andy Dick arrested in Murrieta on suspicion of drug possession, sexual battery  —  Download story podcast  —  The comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery, authorities said.
Michael Ausiello / EW.com:
Exclusive: Katie Holmes Cruises to ‘Eli Stone’  —  Yep, you read that headline correctly.  —  In arguably the biggest piece of stunt casting since How I Met Your Mother lassoed Britney Spears, sources confirm to me exclusively that Katie Holmes is returning to the small screen this fall on ABC's sophomore drama, Eli Stone.
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X17 Online:
Katie Holmes: New 'Do, New Gig!
Discussion: Hellomagazine.com
PEOPLE TV Watch:
Katie Holmes to Guest-Star on Eli Stone
Mark Coleman / Daily Mail:
EXCLUSIVE: Ronaldo snubs Paris Hilton during late night frolics at Hollywood club  —  Football superstar Cristiano Ronaldo turned down Paris Hilton after she made a play for him at a Hollywood nightclub, MailOnline has learned.  —  The Manchester United striker - currently in LA …
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New York Post:
PARIS LOOSE WITH TRUTH  —  SAY this for Paris Hilton - she actually believes the lies she tells.  Yesterday, the celebutard claimed on her blog to “set the record straight” and denied our stories about her moving next to Nicole Richie and trying unsuccessfully to buy a dog from a Melrose Avenue pet store.
Cele|bitchy:   Are Paris and Benji over?  She got rejected by a soccer/football player
Daily Mail:
Helen Mirren the bikini queen reigns supreme at 63  —  Most women only a few days away from their 63rd birthday would be steering well clear of the beach.  —  And if they did venture there, it would be in the most modest of concealing attire.  —  Dame Helen Mirren, however …
David Chiu / People.com:
Director: Heath Ledger Got to See Some of Dark Knight  —  Heath Ledger as the Joker  —  Heath Ledger got to see his acclaimed performance as the Joker on the big screen before his death in January, says The Dark Knight director Chris Nolan.  —  “He saw the IMAX prologue.
Discussion: Cele|bitchy
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Nellie Andreeva / Hollywood Reporter:
Amy Poehler may be ‘Office’ bound  —  In negotiations to join the spinoff of the hit NBC comedy  —  Amy Poehler might be joining her “Saturday Night Live” pal Tina Fey as a primetime player for NBC.  —  Poehler is said to be in negotiations to star in NBC's spinoff of “The Office.”
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Michael Fleming / Variety:
Quentin Tarantino seeks ‘Bastards’  —  Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio rumored for roles  —  Quentin Tarantino's Weinstein Co. film “Inglorious Bastards,” which has already garnered plenty of media coverage, is about to get more interesting.  —  The producers are searching for a co-financing partner …
NY Daily News:
Celebrity Side Dish  —  Christian Bale made it clear that Batman works alone.  “No Robin.  Not ever,” he told us at Monday's premiere for “The Dark Knight.”  “Not if I have my say-so.  Chris Nolan is the creator and director, but I will kick and scream if he makes that role.”
TMZ.com:
LC — I Won't Walk With Bitches!  —  Lauren Conrad might spend her life around some really big bitches, but lil' ones just won't do.  —  Sources tell TMZ that LC was paid $20,000 — yeah, we know — to make an appearance and walk the runway at Animal Fair mag's “Paws for Style” event last night in NYC.
Melissa / Off the Rack:
Eva's New Look: All About Being One of the “Housewives”  —  The new hair cut, the slightly fuller figure.  Eva Longoria Parker is citing her Desperate Housewives character needs as the reason for her new look.  According to her personal rep, Eva is reflecting a change in her on-screen character Gabrielle …
Michael K / Dlisted:
Insert Obvious Joke Here  —  Actually, I take that back.  The joke isn't obvious.  She's posing with a dog, not a f**king potato.  —  Here's our little Tater Head at The Power of Paws event in NYC last night.  The pooch with Rumer is a true professional and gentleman.
Discussion: Gone Hollywood
omg!:
Singer Natalie Cole Has Hepatitis C  —  Natalie Cole has hepatitis C.  —  She was diagnosed with the liver disease during a routine examination, her rep said in a statement to the Associated Press.  —  “I've been so fortunate to have learned so much from my past experiences,” Cole, 58, said in the statement.
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Brian Orloff / People.com:
Natalie Cole Diagnosed with Hepatitis C
Discussion: iVillage
 
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