Dick Busted on Sex Charges Outside Chicken Joint  —  Wacked out crazy comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, Calif. on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.  —  Cops busted the 42-year-old Dick just before 2 AM this morning in the parking lot near a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant.

EXCLUSIVE: Ronaldo snubs Paris Hilton during late night frolics at Hollywood club  —  Football superstar Cristiano Ronaldo turned down Paris Hilton after she made a play for him at a Hollywood nightclub, MailOnline has learned.  —  The Manchester United striker - currently in LA …

Exclusive: Katie Holmes Cruises to ‘Eli Stone’  —  Yep, you read that headline correctly.  —  In arguably the biggest piece of stunt casting since How I Met Your Mother lassoed Britney Spears, sources confirm to me exclusively that Katie Holmes is returning to the small screen this fall on ABC's sophomore drama, Eli Stone.

World Exclusive: Jessica Alba's Dream Baby!  —  Preparing for the birth of your first child can be nerve-wracking for any new mom, but for Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren, the birth of their daughter Honor Marie Warren on June 7 was anything but chaotic.

In Touch Exclusive Photos: Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens' sexy vacation!  —  They've been dating for more than a year, but Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens proved their romance is hotter than ever during an ultra-romantic vacation on the Caribbean islands of Turks and Caicos.

Helen Mirren the bikini queen reigns supreme at 63  —  Most women only a few days away from their 63rd birthday would be steering well clear of the beach.  —  And if they did venture there, it would be in the most modest of concealing attire.  —  Dame Helen Mirren, however …

Quentin Tarantino seeks ‘Bastards’  —  Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio rumored for roles  —  Quentin Tarantino's Weinstein Co. film “Inglorious Bastards,” which has already garnered plenty of media coverage, is about to get more interesting.  —  The producers are searching for a co-financing partner …

Verne Troyer Talks Sex Tape, Heath Ledger's Death  —  Mini-Me has been having some major problems.  —  Verne Troyer gave E! News an exclusive interview on Tuesday afternoon about the recent drama over the unauthorized release of a sex tape with his ex-girlfriend Ranae Shrider …

LOSE A FEW  —  Kim Kardashian became famous for her bodacious booty - but her man wants to trim some of the junk in her trunk.  A source tells Page Six that Kardashian, who will wrestle Carmen Electra in the new flick “Disaster Movie,” has been working out extra hard these days at the request …

Lauren Conrad Throws Attitude, Refuses to Walk at Charity Dog-Fashion Show  —  For the Humane Society and Animal Fair magazine's dog-fashion show at Area last night, celebrities and socialites were asked to coordinate outfits with a pooch (either their own or a rescue dog) and strut down the runway together.

Has Sarah Jessica Parker removed her famous mole?  —  Her mole is one of the most famous in showbusiness, but it appears Sarah Jessica Parker may have rid her face of the beauty mark.  —  Sarah Jessica Parker's dewy complexion appeared to be missing her signature facial feature as she stepped out in New York City last night.

Heidi Montag's Got Hot Republican Tits  —  Here's Heidi Montag with Presidential Candidate John McCain's daughter Meghan.  I have no clue why the two are hanging out besides the fact that Heidi is a Republican, but this can't bode well for the McCain camp.  I'm sure getting fake breasts aren't part of Republican values.

Katherine Heigl's Character May Get Fatal Brain Tumor on Grey's  —  Katherine Heigl could be killed off Grey's Anatomy next season, a well-placed source tells Us Weekly in its latest issue.  —  The idea came after Heigl, 29, withdrew herself from Emmy contention, saying that she didn't feel she was …

Britney Spears Working and ‘Having Fun’ on New Album  —  Britney Spears's summer won't be all rest and relaxation this year: The pop singer will be spending time hard at work on her yet-untitled next album, according to her manager.  —  “Britney Spears is spending her summer in the recording studio …

Tales from the crib: Jolie's Jewish ob-gyn speaks  —  NICE, France (JTA)—Angelina Jolie brought her twins into the world on Shabbat.  —  That fact may have been overlooked last Saturday by the thousands of media outlets covering the birth, which took place at Lenval Hospital's Santa Maria Clinic.

Amy Poehler may be ‘Office’ bound  —  In negotiations to join the spinoff of the hit NBC comedy  —  Amy Poehler might be joining her “Saturday Night Live” pal Tina Fey as a primetime player for NBC.  —  Poehler is said to be in negotiations to star in NBC's spinoff of “The Office.”