World Exclusive: Jessica Alba's Dream Baby!  —  Preparing for the birth of your first child can be nerve-wracking for any new mom, but for Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren, the birth of their daughter Honor Marie Warren on June 7 was anything but chaotic.

Exclusive: Katie Holmes Cruises to ‘Eli Stone’  —  Yep, you read that headline correctly.  —  In arguably the biggest piece of stunt casting since How I Met Your Mother lassoed Britney Spears, sources confirm to me exclusively that Katie Holmes is returning to the small screen this fall on ABC's sophomore drama, Eli Stone.

Are Paris and Benji over?  She got rejected by a soccer/football player  —  The Daily Mail has an exclusive story that Paris Hilton was rebuffed by soccer player Ronaldo at Vila nightclub last night.  It's possible all they know is that both Paris and this guy Cristiano Ronaldo …

Helen Mirren the bikini queen reigns supreme at 63  —  Most women only a few days away from their 63rd birthday would be steering well clear of the beach.  —  And if they did venture there, it would be in the most modest of concealing attire.  —  Dame Helen Mirren, however …

Amy Poehler may be ‘Office’ bound  —  In negotiations to join the spinoff of the hit NBC comedy  —  Amy Poehler might be joining her “Saturday Night Live” pal Tina Fey as a primetime player for NBC.  —  Poehler is said to be in negotiations to star in NBC's spinoff of “The Office.”

Eva's New Look: All About Being One of the “Housewives”  —  The new hair cut, the slightly fuller figure.  Eva Longoria Parker is citing her Desperate Housewives character needs as the reason for her new look.  According to her personal rep, Eva is reflecting a change in her on-screen character Gabrielle …

Source: Sienna Miller “Not a Homewrecker”  —  Sienna Miller got slammed by some blogs after she was photographed smooching married Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty in Italy last Friday.  —  But a source tells Usmagazine.com: “Sienna is not a homewrecker.”

Dick Busted on Sex Charges Outside Chicken Joint  —  Wacked out crazy comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, Calif. on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.  —  Cops busted the 42-year-old Dick just before 2 AM this morning in the parking lot near a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant.

Singer Natalie Cole Has Hepatitis C  —  Natalie Cole has hepatitis C.  —  She was diagnosed with the liver disease during a routine examination, her rep said in a statement to the Associated Press.  —  “I've been so fortunate to have learned so much from my past experiences,” Cole, 58, said in the statement.

Britney Spears Working and ‘Having Fun’ on New Album  —  Britney Spears's summer won't be all rest and relaxation this year: The pop singer will be spending time hard at work on her yet-untitled next album, according to her manager.  —  “Britney Spears is spending her summer in the recording studio …

Kitson Dropped Lauren Conrad's Line and dVb Menswear  —  L.A. boutique Kitson just dropped Lauren Conrad's line.  How surprising, right?  “Sales were lackluster,” Kitson owner Fraser Ross told us.  “Initially it was great.”  Ross tried to get Conrad to do a personal appearance in the store …

Celebrity Side Dish  —  Christian Bale made it clear that Batman works alone.  “No Robin.  Not ever,” he told us at Monday's premiere for “The Dark Knight.”  “Not if I have my say-so.  Chris Nolan is the creator and director, but I will kick and scream if he makes that role.”

Verne Troyer Talks Sex Tape, Heath Ledger's Death  —  Mini-Me has been having some major problems.  —  Verne Troyer gave E! News an exclusive interview on Tuesday afternoon about the recent drama over the unauthorized release of a sex tape with his ex-girlfriend Ranae Shrider …

Former UFC champion ‘Rampage’ Jackson arrested following pursuit … Former UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton Jackson was arrested Tuesday in Costa Mesa, Calif., following a short pursuit that left debris and damaged cars in its wake.  —  Jackson, who relinquished his UFC belt on July 5 …

Insert Obvious Joke Here  —  Actually, I take that back.  The joke isn't obvious.  She's posing with a dog, not a f**king potato.  —  Here's our little Tater Head at The Power of Paws event in NYC last night.  The pooch with Rumer is a true professional and gentleman.