Dick Busted on Sex Charges Outside Chicken Joint  —  Wacked out crazy comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, Calif. on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.  —  Cops busted the 42-year-old Dick just before 2 AM this morning in the parking lot near a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant.

World Exclusive: Jessica Alba's Dream Baby!  —  Preparing for the birth of your first child can be nerve-wracking for any new mom, but for Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren, the birth of their daughter Honor Marie Warren on June 7 was anything but chaotic.

EXCLUSIVE: Ronaldo snubs Paris Hilton during late night frolics at Hollywood club  —  Football superstar Cristiano Ronaldo turned down Paris Hilton after she made a play for him at a Hollywood nightclub, MailOnline has learned.  —  The Manchester United striker - currently in LA …

Exclusive: Katie Holmes Cruises to ‘Eli Stone’  —  Yep, you read that headline correctly.  —  In arguably the biggest piece of stunt casting since How I Met Your Mother lassoed Britney Spears, sources confirm to me exclusively that Katie Holmes is returning to the small screen this fall on ABC's sophomore drama, Eli Stone.

Helen Mirren the bikini queen reigns supreme at 63  —  Most women only a few days away from their 63rd birthday would be steering well clear of the beach.  —  And if they did venture there, it would be in the most modest of concealing attire.  —  Dame Helen Mirren, however …

Director: Heath Ledger Got to See Some of Dark Knight  —  Heath Ledger as the Joker  —  Heath Ledger got to see his acclaimed performance as the Joker on the big screen before his death in January, says The Dark Knight director Chris Nolan.  —  “He saw the IMAX prologue.

Quentin Tarantino seeks ‘Bastards’  —  Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio rumored for roles  —  Quentin Tarantino's Weinstein Co. film “Inglorious Bastards,” which has already garnered plenty of media coverage, is about to get more interesting.  —  The producers are searching for a co-financing partner …

LOSE A FEW  —  Kim Kardashian became famous for her bodacious booty - but her man wants to trim some of the junk in her trunk.  A source tells Page Six that Kardashian, who will wrestle Carmen Electra in the new flick “Disaster Movie,” has been working out extra hard these days at the request …

Heidi Montag's Got Hot Republican Tits  —  Here's Heidi Montag with Presidential Candidate John McCain's daughter Meghan.  I have no clue why the two are hanging out besides the fact that Heidi is a Republican, but this can't bode well for the McCain camp.  I'm sure getting fake breasts aren't part of Republican values.

Britney Spears Working and ‘Having Fun’ on New Album  —  Britney Spears's summer won't be all rest and relaxation this year: The pop singer will be spending time hard at work on her yet-untitled next album, according to her manager.  —  “Britney Spears is spending her summer in the recording studio …

Amy Poehler may be ‘Office’ bound  —  In negotiations to join the spinoff of the hit NBC comedy  —  Amy Poehler might be joining her “Saturday Night Live” pal Tina Fey as a primetime player for NBC.  —  Poehler is said to be in negotiations to star in NBC's spinoff of “The Office.”

Has Sarah Jessica Parker removed her famous mole?  —  Her mole is one of the most famous in showbusiness, but it appears Sarah Jessica Parker may have rid her face of the beauty mark.  —  Sarah Jessica Parker's dewy complexion appeared to be missing her signature facial feature as she stepped out in New York City last night.

Kitson Dropped Lauren Conrad's Line and dVb Menswear  —  L.A. boutique Kitson just dropped Lauren Conrad's line.  How surprising, right?  “Sales were lackluster,” Kitson owner Fraser Ross told us.  “Initially it was great.”  Ross tried to get Conrad to do a personal appearance in the store …

LC — I Won't Walk With Bitches!  —  Lauren Conrad might spend her life around some really big bitches, but lil' ones just won't do.  —  Sources tell TMZ that LC was paid $20,000 — yeah, we know — to make an appearance and walk the runway at Animal Fair mag's “Paws for Style” event last night in NYC.