Kriminal Kardashian Out of the Klink!  —  For those of you who had 173 minutes time served in the office pool — drinks are on you!  —  According to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department website, Khloe Khardashian is now on the loose again, free as a bird to party it up at Hyde and dine at Wendy's.

More NSFW Topless Sienna and Balthazar Beach Love  —  No no no no, here's even more of Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty's romantic tryst in Positano, Italy this week.  We saw the duo cuddling half naked on their balcony and now here they are rolling around in the sand.

Britney to Pay K-Fed $20,000 in Child Support  —  Britney Spears's custody settlement with her ex Kevin Federline came at a price.  —  A source close to the singer confirms she'll now pay Federline $20,000 a month in child support, an increase from $15,000.

Lindsay & Samantha Spin The Night Away  —  On the heels of reports that Samantha Ronson recently changed her Facebook relationship status to “in a relationship,” she and Lindsay Lohan stepped out in New York City in coordinated fedoras on Thursday.  —  At the Sephora Celebrates Ten Years …

Showdown in Gotham Town  —  Dark as night and nearly as long, Christopher Nolan's new Batman movie feels like a beginning and something of an end.  Pitched at the divide between art and industry, poetry and entertainment, it goes darker and deeper than any Hollywood movie of its comic-book kind …

Rosario Dawson hosing herself off in a bikini  —  Rosario Dawson in a bikini holding a garden hose.  I can't think of a better summertime memory.  It kind of reminds me of that sweltering August when I opened a “Lemonade and Lap Dance” stand.  I was doing pretty well until the cops shut me down.

Tom Cruise, 'Salt'-Free: Comeback Hopes Dashed  —  Tom Cruise, 'Salt'-Free  —  It looks like there's a snag in Tom Cruise's big career comeback film.  According to sources, Cruise is probably not going to be playing the role of Edwin A. Salt, a fictional CIA officer who is outed as a spy.

Access Exclusive: Fergie Cast In Rob Marshall's ‘Nine’  —  In her first significant leading role on the big screen, Fergie (Stacy Ann Ferguson) of the Black Eyed Peas has been cast as one of the final puzzle pieces in Rob Marshall's ensemble musical, “Nine” for The Weinstein Company, Access Hollywood has learned exclusively.

Mischa Barton strips off for her raunchiest photoshoot ever  —  Mischa Barton has stripped off for her riskiest photo shoot yet as she poses topless for a U.S. magazine.  —  In an interview with the August edition of Nylon, the 22-year-old speaks of her embarrassment following her arrest for driving under the influence in December.

Ed to Cedars: You Abused Me  —  Ed McMahon is suing Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles and billionaire Robert Day for his slip and fall at Day's house, which resulted in Ed's broken neck.  He's claiming, among other things, malpractice and elder abuse.  And he says Cedars made him feel like “a bobble head.”

Salma Hayek's wedding isn't happening  —  Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek and French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault have called off their engagement, their representative confirms to USA TODAY.  —  “We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled.

Nasty  —  White Oprah, just collect your baggy of boogie sugar, head to the nearest stall, lock the door and stay in there all night.  When you're done with that, use your Dyson nose to get all the crumbs underneath my refrigerator.  Thank you.  —  This bitch is so nasty!

Audrina Patridge is All About the Boobs  —  Audrina Patridge's strategy to get attention is pretty obvious.  It basically involves showing off her breasts as much as possible.  It's simple, to the point, and effective.  And I like it.  You may have also noticed that Audrina is weraing a bikini top under her very low-cut dress.

Nicole Kidman steps out with no sign of a baby bump just TEN days after giving birth  —  Actress Nicole Kidman has claimed many a gong for her acting, but now it seems she's staked a claim to another prize - shedding her baby fat in record time.  —  The Australian actress stepped …

Costar: Leave Miley Alone!  —  Miley Cyrus has certainly endured her fair share of media scrutiny in recent months.  But enough is enough, says her Hannah Montana costar Jason Earles.  —  “I feel like they are picking on her,” Earles - who plays Cyrus's big brother on the show …