Britney to Release New Album on Her Birthday  —  Britney Spears has arranged a wonderful birthday present for herself: her sixth studio album, Circus, due for release Dec. 2 - the day she turns 27, her label announced Monday.  —  Coming so soon after her triple victory - for video of the year …

Eva Longoria Parker ‘Just Fat,’ Says Costar  —  Leave it to the ladies of Wisteria Lane to weigh in on neighborhood gossip.  —  Eva Longoria Parker's Desperate Housewives costar, Felicity Huffman, is putting those pregnancy rumors to rest.  —  “She's just fat, that's all there is to it!”

Winehouse ‘too ugly’ for own birthday  —  AMY WINEHOUSE refused to go to her own birthday party after realising how drugs have ravaged her looks and ranting: “I look “f***ing ugly.  The Grammy award-winning singer had a furious row with best pal REMI NICOLE as she desperately tried to convince her to attend her own 25th bash.

Mario Lopez: No More Going Shirtless  —  “My shirtless photo-shoot days are behind me,” Mario Lopez tells PEOPLE in a bitter blow to beefcake.  —  Not that the buff new Extra host has anything to hide.  “Obviously, being healthy and staying fit are important to me,” says the 34-year-old …

‘90210’ GIRL GONE WILD?  —  THERE'S a new bad girl on “90210,” and it's not Brenda Walsh, played by Shannen Doherty, who ruled as the show's queen of mean during its first incarnation.  Doherty has since cleaned up her tough act, but the new CW show's newbie, Shenae Grimes, who plays Annie Wilson …

Jennifer Lopez Throws Marc Anthony's 40th Birthday After Triathlon  —  Hours after completing her first-ever triathlon (she finished in 2 hours, 23 minutes), Jennifer Lopez got glam again.  —  She flew to New York City with husband Marc Anthony to celebrate his 40th birthday at the Bowery Hotel.

Nastia Liukin: 'Gymnasts Don't Get to Eat 12,000 Calories'  —  Nastia Liukin (left) and Shawn Johnson  —  Michael Phelps may fuel his body with 12,000 calories a day - think fried egg sandwiches, chocolate chip pancakes, omelets and French toast for breakfast alone - but not all Olympians get to indulge their cravings.

Jessica Alba, Smile!  Your Breasts Are Growing  —  Jessica Alba looks so crabby all the time, she's a big star, she just had a lovely baby, and now her breasts just keep getting bigger and bigger.  What more could anyone ask for?  Maybe she's upset about stretching out all her favorite sweaters …

Megan Fox: '...Why can't I talk about it?'  —  Megan Fox doesn't hold back in the new, October issue of GQ.  Here are some tidbits from the lengthy interview with the rebellious Transformers actress:  —  She doesn't want to be famous right now: “I've done one movie.

J.Lo says yes to triathlon, no to ‘Runway’  —  Plus: Lohan calls Palin a homophobe; Emmys rob ‘Mad Men’  —  Jennifer Lopez recovered quickly from the foot injury that kept her from guest-judging duties at the Project Runway finale Sept 12.  —  The actress/designer/reality show star …

The Real Sarah Palin Laughs Along With Tina Fey's Impression  —  From CBS News' Scott Conroy:  —  The true extent to which Palin-mania has come to dominate the TV news cycle hit home for me last night as I flipped through the channels on the Palin campaign's charter flight from Reno to Denver.

First On Fox: Olympian Reports Gold Medal Missing After Flight  —  Medalist Flew From Philadelphia To Nashville To Austin  —  An Olympian with local ties has reported his gold medal missing after flying from Philadelphia to his home in Texas.  —  Brendan Hansen, a native of Havertown …

Sarah Palin Installed Tanning Bed at Governor's Mansion  —  Self-proclaimed “hockey mom” Sarah Palin had a private tanning bed installed in the Governor's Mansion in Juneau, Alaska, Usmagazine.com confirmed on Monday.  —  “She did.  She paid for it with her own money,” Roger Wetherell …

Hey, hey I've got man boobs!  Davy Jones flaunts his unsightly pecs  —  Davy Jones may have been a 1960s teen idol but it seems his physique is no longer anything to sing about.  —  His audience got more then they bargained for when The Monkees star undid his shirt on stage to reveal an impressive pair of man boobs.

Rush & Molloy: Alicia is the Ms. in the Swizz split  —  Alicia Keys could be named as “the other woman” in the divorce of hip-hop producer Swizz Beatz and R&B singer Mashonda, sources tell us.  —  Swizz has been brushing off rumors that Grammy-winner Alicia had anything to do with his split from Mashonda …

Star Trek's George Takei boldly goes where few men have been before... and marries his gay partner  —  Star Trek actor George Takei has boldly walked down the aisle with his long-time boyfriend.  —  The 71-year-old tied the knot with his business manager, Brad Altman, 54 …

MTV's ‘Total Request Live’ to conclude in November  —  NEW YORK (AP) — Time to start the countdown clock on MTV's countdown era: “Total Request Live” will soon leave the air after 10 years.  —  Dave Sirulnick, executive producer of “TRL,” said Monday that the music video countdown show …