J.Lo says yes to triathlon, no to ‘Runway’  —  Plus: Lohan calls Palin a homophobe; Emmys rob ‘Mad Men’  —  Jennifer Lopez recovered quickly from the foot injury that kept her from guest-judging duties at the Project Runway finale Sept 12.  —  The actress/designer/reality show star …

Britney to Release New Album on Her Birthday  —  Britney Spears has arranged a wonderful birthday present for herself: her sixth studio album, Circus, due for release Dec. 2 - the day she turns 27, her label announced Monday.  —  Coming so soon after her triple victory - for video of the year …

Mario Lopez: No More Going Shirtless  —  “My shirtless photo-shoot days are behind me,” Mario Lopez tells PEOPLE in a bitter blow to beefcake.  —  Not that the buff new Extra host has anything to hide.  “Obviously, being healthy and staying fit are important to me,” says the 34-year-old …

‘90210’ GIRL GONE WILD?  —  THERE'S a new bad girl on “90210,” and it's not Brenda Walsh, played by Shannen Doherty, who ruled as the show's queen of mean during its first incarnation.  Doherty has since cleaned up her tough act, but the new CW show's newbie, Shenae Grimes, who plays Annie Wilson …

The Real Sarah Palin Laughs Along With Tina Fey's Impression  —  From CBS News' Scott Conroy:  —  The true extent to which Palin-mania has come to dominate the TV news cycle hit home for me last night as I flipped through the channels on the Palin campaign's charter flight from Reno to Denver.

Pap to Lilo: I Know Who Punched Me!  —  What in the name of Kanye West has gotten into Lindsay Lohan?  —  Lilo was heading into The Bowery Hotel in NYC tonight — the same place J.Lo is throwing is throwing a birthday party for Marc Anthony — when she tripped over a metal barricade that had been set up.

Eva Longoria Parker ‘Just Fat,’ Says Costar  —  Leave it to the ladies of Wisteria Lane to weigh in on neighborhood gossip.  —  Eva Longoria Parker's Desperate Housewives costar, Felicity Huffman, is putting those pregnancy rumors to rest.  —  “She's just fat, that's all there is to it!”

First On Fox: Olympian Reports Gold Medal Missing After Flight  —  Medalist Flew From Philadelphia To Nashville To Austin  —  An Olympian with local ties has reported his gold medal missing after flying from Philadelphia to his home in Texas.  —  Brendan Hansen, a native of Havertown …

Rush & Molloy: Alicia is the Ms. in the Swizz split  —  Alicia Keys could be named as “the other woman” in the divorce of hip-hop producer Swizz Beatz and R&B singer Mashonda, sources tell us.  —  Swizz has been brushing off rumors that Grammy-winner Alicia had anything to do with his split from Mashonda …

Nastia Liukin: 'Gymnasts Don't Get to Eat 12,000 Calories'  —  Nastia Liukin (left) and Shawn Johnson  —  Michael Phelps may fuel his body with 12,000 calories a day - think fried egg sandwiches, chocolate chip pancakes, omelets and French toast for breakfast alone - but not all Olympians get to indulge their cravings.

Winehouse ‘too ugly’ for own birthday  —  AMY WINEHOUSE refused to go to her own birthday party after realising how drugs have ravaged her looks and ranting: “I look “f***ing ugly.  The Grammy award-winning singer had a furious row with best pal REMI NICOLE as she desperately tried to convince her to attend her own 25th bash.

Hey, hey I've got man boobs!  Davy Jones flaunts his unsightly pecs  —  Davy Jones may have been a 1960s teen idol but it seems his physique is no longer anything to sing about.  —  His audience got more then they bargained for when The Monkees star undid his shirt on stage to reveal an impressive pair of man boobs.

Jessica Alba, Smile!  Your Breasts Are Growing  —  Jessica Alba looks so crabby all the time, she's a big star, she just had a lovely baby, and now her breasts just keep getting bigger and bigger.  What more could anyone ask for?  Maybe she's upset about stretching out all her favorite sweaters …

Jennifer and Kate's Pretty Party in Pink  —  Stars came out in Santa Monica on Saturday night for the 4th annual Pink Party to benefit Cedars-Sinai Women's Cancer Research Institute.  Kate Beckinsale stole the show in her dramatic dress which was right on point color-wise for the party's theme with her hot husband Len.

Wino Didn't Show Up To Her Own Birthday Party  —  The Crackie of Camden was at home, getting ready for her birfday party, when she wiped the crack dust away from her mirror, took a good look at herself and realized she was too fugly to leave the house.  That's what The Sun claims anyway.

Jessica Alba's Post-Baby Boobage  —  We haven't seen much of Jessica Alba since she gave birth (I still can't believe she's a mom), but here she is showing off her magnificent post-baby boobage.  Looks like she's taking a play straight out of the Halle Berry book of post-baby boobs, and she's hitting it out of the park.