Amy Poehler Leaving Saturday Night Live  —  No joke: Amy Poehler's leaving Saturday Night Live.  —  According to the Los Angeles Times, she tells the new issue of Men's Vogue that she is taking a break after the November election as she prepares to welcome her first child.

‘CSI: NY’ Exclusive: The New Mac Taylor Is...Rumer Willis!  —  Before you accuse me of shamelessly baiting you with another outrageously misleading headline, I just have one thing to say: Guilty!  —  Come to think of it, I'm only half guilty.  The fact is, Bruce and Demi's actress-offspring …

CW has best Monday ever; Fox's dramas decline  —  The CW had the best Monday night in the network's history as “Gossip Girl” hit a new series high and “One Tree Hill” delivered its strongest number in two years.  —  The third episode of “Gossip” (3.7 million viewers, 1.9 preliminary adults 18 …

Megan Fox: I Had a Fling With a Female Stripper  —  Megan Fox kissed a girl — and then some! — and she liked it.  —  The 22-year-old actress, who is now engaged to Brian Austin Green, reveals in October's GQ that she once had a fling with a female stripper named Nikita.

Heidi Montag Talks Rings, Babies on 22nd Birthday  —  Heidi Montag turned the big 2-2 Monday with a picnic with beau Spencer Pratt.  —  “I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, ‘Happy Birthday, Princess Heidi!’” she said Tuesday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show.

Winehouse gives Blake the willies  —  ANYONE wondering what AMY WINEHOUSE could possibly still see in convicted criminal and druggie hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL should take a look at the uncensored version of this picture.  —  The troubled singer posted the snap - in which Blake exposes …

Mischa Barton hooks up with Hollywood ex-pat Josh Hartnett on a night out in London  —  Some girls have all the luck, including it seems actress Mischa Barton.  —  Not content to have a lifestyle and career most people would kill for, she also had the pleasure of hooking …

Will Smith Clears the Air  —  This column was the first to report that Will Smith donated money to the Church of Scientology's LEAP program in 2006.  —  Then came lots of talk: Will and Jada hanging out with Tom Cruise, super Scientologist, didn't help.  The Smith kids were also getting home-schooled …

Christina Greets the Wee Hours With a Big Smile  —  Christina Aguilera stepped out of the Roosevelt in LA at 3 a.m. on Sunday morning with a grin on her face and one arm around Jordan.  Seems like the couple had a good time on parents' night on the town without baby Max.

Kevin Federline's Paris ban  —  Kevin Federline has warned Paris Hilton to stay away from Britney Spears.  —  The dancer and rapper - who has two children with ex-wife Britney - told the hotel heiress to leave the ‘Gimme More’ singer alone because she does not need any bad influences in her life.

Mendes Does 50  —  Oh, Eva Mendes.  How you endear yourself to me more and more every time that you open your mouth.  The actress was recently talking during fashion week about having managed to have sex in all 50 of the United States. … Mendes claimed that the top-notch nookie was in Arizona and Colorado.

Kate Moss' Daughter Loves The Smell Of Gas  —  While promoting her new fragrance “Velvet Hour,” Kate Moss said that her 5-year-old daughter, Lila Grace, loves the aroma of gas.  Kate said that whenever she's at the gas station, she leaves the car door open so that Lila can get her fix.

Who is Miley Cyrus's New Guy?  —  Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston  —  Miley Cyrus has been hanging out with a new guy - and he's already met her parents.  —  On Sunday, Justin Gaston, a model and aspiring country singer, attended church in Pasadena, Calif., with the Hannah Montana star and her family.

Ellen DeGeneres Reveals Latest Role: Cover Girl  —  New season, new studio, new bride and a brand new gig - as Ellen DeGeneres divulges on Tuesday's The Ellen DeGeneres Show.  —  “You know how I always like to share what's going on in my life with you all, and I was going to give you some news and …

Britney Spears Takes “Candy From Strangers”  —  Danger, danger, candy from a stranger...  BritneySpearsCircusLeak.com is a new website that claims to have the first leaked single “Candy From Strangers” from Britney Spears' sixth studio album, Circus.  Interestingly enough …

Kat DeLuna Butchers The National Anthem  —  Kat DeLuna “sang” the Star Spangled Banner at the start of Monday Night Football and it started out okay.... But then Kat suddenly thought she had the voice of Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston and that's when eardrums started to burst.