Cops May Get Speared for Fake Jamie Lynn Fiasco  —  Looks like Britney isn't the only Spears who can make waves with Los Angeles cops.  —  While a spokesman for the Los Angeles International Airport Police said last week that heads would not roll after uniformed officers ushered …

90210 Shocker!  Dylan's the Father of Kelly's Baby  —  Dylan is Kelly's baby daddy.  —  The juicy scoop was revealed Tuesday on CW's 90210 when Brenda (Shannen Doherty) and Kelly (Jennie Garth) were arguing about Kelly's single mom situation.  —  Fans of the original Fox series will recall …

SARAH HAS SECRET STYLE TEAM  —  HOCKEY mom Sarah Palin not only wore lipstick to the Republican National Convention, the vice-presidential candidate wore a shantung silk Valentino jacket worth $2,500.  —  Insiders tell Page Six Palin has a secretive circle of stylists who dress her for events.

Scarlett Johansson Visits AIDS Clinics in Rwanda  —  Johansson and Dr. Anita Asiimwe of the TRAC Clinic  —  Scarlett Johansson is returning from a four-day trip to the African nation of Rwanda, where she visited AIDS clinics.  —  The actress, 23, made the journey with (RED) …

Cover Story: Meet Miley's Older Man!  —  While leaving the Montrose Church in Montrose, Calif., on Sept. 13 with her family, it was hard not to notice the tall, dark and hunky guy accompanying Miley Cyrus from services!  —  The 15-year-old Disney star has been dating 20-year-old Justin Gaston …

Hugh Hefner: Spinoffs for All His Girls!  —  Los Angeles (E! Online) - Rumors have been circulating that The Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson is getting a spinoff here at E! because she's moving out of the Playboy Mansion, but Hugh Hefner has a surprise for you.  —  He says she may not be the only one with her own show.

McCain Swings at Barack Over Lindsay  —  John McCain has weighed in over Barack Obama's reported slap in the face to Lindsay Lohan.  The Chicago Sun-Times quotes an unnamed high-level Barack source who says they rejected Lohan's offer to host an event because she “is not exactly the kind …

Orlando Bloom & Keira Knightley to do Saturday Night Fever remake  —  Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley are donning flares and platforms for The Fever Returns - a new take on 70s classic, Saturday Night Fever.  —  We can just see Orlando strutting his stuff in John Travolta's famous white suit …

Ryan O'Neal, son Redmond booked on suspicion of drug possession  —  The Sheriff's Department says it was doing a probation search involving Redmond O'Neal at his father's Malibu home when deputies found the two in possession of methamphetamine.  —  Ryan O'Neal and his son were being booked …

Why Alec Baldwin's all the rage  —  Alec Baldwin doesn't eviscerate ex-wife Kim Basinger outright in his new book, “A Promise to Ourselves,” but he sure does slice and dice lawyers and the media.  —  The “30 Rock” star makes the unkindest cuts to Harvey Levin, who posted on TMZ Baldwin's …

Tori Still Hoping for ‘90210’  —  At the Silverspoons Pink Party Luncheon in recognition of breast cancer awareness, OK! caught up with Tori Spelling as she tried on the New Balance pink sneaker designed especially for breast cancer awareness month.  —  Tori was happy to talk about upcoming projects …

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals: I Just Can't Diet!  —  Gwyneth Paltrow makes being svelte look easy, but the actress tells Oprah Winfrey that she finds it nearly impossible to stick to a diet.  —  “I just cannot diet,” Paltrow, 35, says on The Oprah Winfrey show airing Wednesday.

The Most Dangerous Man On The Internet  —  McAfee, the Internet security company, has named Brad Pitt as the most dangerous celebrity to search for on the Internet.  Not because searching for Brad may land you in the middle of a Brangaloonie chat room den, but because the bad people …