EXCLUSIVE: ‘Desperate’ Jennifer Aniston back in contact with ex-lover John Mayer  —  Jennifer Aniston is back in contact with her ex-lover John Mayer and longing for a reconciliation, MailOnline can reveal.  —  The pair, who broke up last month following a summer fling …

Britney and ex-husband Kevin are ‘undergoing couples’ counselling'  —  What a difference a year makes.  Twelve months ago, Britney Spears was a lost cause - a tragic figure of fun who lost custody of her two young sons in a blaze of flashbulbs and disastrous publicity.

LOYAL NO MORE  —  MORE bad news for Hugh Hefner - his one “loyal” girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt, who's still married to a man in her hometown, may be stepping out on him, too.  Just a day after we reported his other girlfriends weren't paying attention to house rules - Kendra Wilkinson …

Hugh Hefner to sack Playboy bunnies amid financial crisis  —  Playboy bunnies have become the latest victim of the credit crunch.  —  Tycoon Hugh Hefner has been advised to cut back on staff at his multi-million dollar glamour empire as it struggles to cope during the global economic turmoil.

EXCLUSIVE: NEW GND DRAMA  —  I don't know if anyone cares about more “Girls Next Door” drama, but this crap took me forever so you're reading it whether you like it or not.  Here's everything I know as of now, and this is stuff you won't hear anywhere else.:

Britney Spears Sucks on Cherries, Straddles Guy in New Video  —  Things get steamy in Britney Spears' new music video for “Womanizer.”  —  The singer shot it yesterday at Takami Sushi & Robata Restaurant and Elevate Lounge in Los Angeles.  —  One witness tells Usmagazine.com it features plenty of “erotic” choreography.

I Want My Money Back!  —  Master douche David Blaine's latest “stunt” has proven to be a complete waste of everyone's precious time.  David announced that he would hang upside down in NYC's Central Park for 60 hours.  What he failed to mention was that in that 60 hour period …

Heidi Montag: How Lauren Made Me Smile  —  Hills star Heidi Montag was pleased to hear former BFF Lauren Conrad say she misses her on a recent episode of the MTV hit.  —  “I was glad to hear it... I thought it was really sweet,” Montag told Extra.  “That really brought a big smile to my face.”

Disney, Depp return to ‘Caribbean’  —  Actor also signs on for ‘Ranger,’ ‘Wonderland’  —  Johnny Depp is the main man at the Mouse House.  —  Depp has agreed to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in a fourth “Pirates of the Caribbean” pic and play Tonto in a bigscreen adaptation of …

Hayden's Dad Charged  —  Alan Panettiere, father of “Heroes” star Hayden Panettiere, has been charged with misdemeanor battery stemming from an incident back in August.  —  Papa Panettiere was busted after he allegedly assaulted Hayden's mom, Lesley, at their West Hollywood home.

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: Mock the Vote  —  With just five weeks left until election day, our favorite pundits discuss the power of Sarah Palin, why TV news is about as credible as Muzak, and whether Barack Obama is going to be “sworn in on a gay baby”

Amy Winehouse hit with huge bill after vomiting on designer clothes  —  We've heard of some sick stunts in our time - but Amy Winehouse's latest escapade beats the lot.  —  She's landed herself with a massive £25,000 bill after borrowing posh designer frocks - and returning …

The Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures Just Keep Getting Better!  —  I really can't believe it, but the Jessica Alba bikini pictures just keep coming, and they're getting better an better.  And the bikinis keep getting smaller and smaller.  First, we saw Jessica Alba in a black bikini …

All Sorts Of Sad  —  The only bitch smiling in these pictures is the tranny sewer rat known as Aubrey O'Day.  Her pooch Ginger looks like she needs to be put on suicide watch along with Aubrey's sad Tupperware titties.  Seriously, those things look like they just had a fight …

Amanda Bynes' Got Sweet Legs And Cleavage  —  Here's Amanda Bynes at the world premiere of the Lifetime TV film ‘Living Proof’ at the Paris Theatre.  Is this what's become of her career?  Even I don't go to made-for-TV movie premieres.  I'm disappointed in her, she's kinda hot …

Tom's Other Woman!  —  With Katie Holmes hard at work in Broadway's All My Sons, her husband Tom Cruise has been relying more and more on the help of his sister, Lee Anne Devette, to keep his life running smoothly - and that includes his public life!  —  Devette, who was Tom's publicist …

Jaymes Foster: Clay's a ‘Natural’ Dad  —  Jaymes Foster, Clay Aiken, and their son Parker Foster Aiken  —  Clay Aiken's best friend - and the mother of their 7-week-old son Parker - music producer Jaymes Foster, 50, chatted with PEOPLE during the magazine's photo shoot at Aiken's home in North Carolina …

Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson: Disneyland Divas  —  We're used to seeing them frequent high-profile Hollywood events and swanky parties, but yesterday Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted indulging their collective inner-child.  —  The “Mean Girls” actress and her deejay girlfriend opted …

Pregnant Gillian Anderson Takes Tumble at Premiere  —  Gillian Anderson at premiere in London  —  Pregnant Gillian Anderson gave the audience quite a scare Wednesday night, when she lost her balance and fell to the floor at the London premiere of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.

Macca visits Christ's birthplace... accompanied by 5,000 bodyguards  —  A £1.5million security operation has swung into action following Sir Paul McCartney's arrival in Israel ahead of his first concert in the country tonight.  —  An astonishing 5,000 personnel will watch …

AOL GAGS RIVERS' RANTS  —  JOAN and Melissa Rivers are livid over AOL's censorship of them.  The duo did their comedic routine for myhollywood.com on Sunday for the Emmys, and AOL was supposed to link to a chunk of it.  But their segment was booted when AOL suits thought it was too offensive.

Miley Cyrus Stars in Brother's Video  —  It's not so bad sharing blood with one of today's hottest teen stars and one of country's most recognizable faces.  Just ask Trace Cyrus — half-brother to Miley Cyrus and son of Billy Ray Cyrus — whose band, Metro Station, is about to pop.

Natalie Portman Splits From Rocker Beau  —  Actress Natalie Portman and singer Devendra Banhart have broken up, a source close to the couple confirms to Usmagazine.com.  —  “Things just weren't working out,” a Portman source tells Us.  “Natalie is young and they just were very different ultimately.

New Bravo Reality Show About Fag Hags!  —  I just got wind of a new reality show Bravo is currently casting around town.  It's all about fag hags, or as they're more properly called, Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys.  That happens to be the name of the show and it's also the title of the compilation book it's based on.