Disney, Depp return to ‘Caribbean’  —  Actor also signs on for ‘Ranger,’ ‘Wonderland’  —  Johnny Depp is the main man at the Mouse House.  —  Depp has agreed to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in a fourth “Pirates of the Caribbean” pic and play Tonto in a bigscreen adaptation of …

Natalie Portman and Musician Boyfriend Split  —  Natalie Portman and her folk-rocker boyfriend Devendra Banhart have broken up, a source confirms to PEOPLE.  —  Portman, 27, began dating Banhart, also 27, after starring in his “Carmensita” video, which was shot last March.

EXCLUSIVE: NEW GND DRAMA  —  I don't know if anyone cares about more “Girls Next Door” drama, but this crap took me forever so you're reading it whether you like it or not.  Here's everything I know as of now, and this is stuff you won't hear anywhere else.:

Jaymes Foster: Clay's a ‘Natural’ Dad  —  Jaymes Foster, Clay Aiken, and their son Parker Foster Aiken  —  Clay Aiken's best friend - and the mother of their 7-week-old son Parker - music producer Jaymes Foster, 50, chatted with PEOPLE during the magazine's photo shoot at Aiken's home in North Carolina …

Pregnant Gillian Anderson Takes Tumble at Premiere  —  Gillian Anderson at premiere in London  —  Pregnant Gillian Anderson gave the audience quite a scare Wednesday night, when she lost her balance and fell to the floor at the London premiere of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.

Actress Constance Marie Is Pregnant  —  Actress Constance Marie is going to be a mommy.  —  The former George Lopez star, 43, and her fiance, yoga teacher Kent Katich, tell Usmagazine.com exclusively that they are expecting a baby girl in February.  —  “I am feeling good now,” the five-months pregnant actress tells Us.

Britney On The ‘Womanizer’ Set!  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  Here it is, y'all!  —  Brit looks a little like a brunette Gwen Stefani as she leaves a downtown LA building last night during shooting for her Womanizer music video.  —  I wish she would have showed us what was under that men's shirt …

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: Mock the Vote  —  With just five weeks left until election day, our favorite pundits discuss the power of Sarah Palin, why TV news is about as credible as Muzak, and whether Barack Obama is going to be “sworn in on a gay baby”

Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Gets Engaged  —  Former Bachelorette star Jen Schefft is engaged to her boyfriend, Joe Waterman, she tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  “I'm so excited and so happy,” says Schefft, 32.  —  The couple, who live in Chicago, met on a blind date in February.

WB plans ‘I Am Legend’ prequel  —  Will Smith, Francis Lawrence to return for film  —  Will Smith's scientist character died in WB's 'I Am Legend"; the next pic will be a prequel, also starring Smith.

HEFNER WANTS PALIN TO POSE NAKED IN PLAYBOY  —  HUGH HEFNER wants Republican vice presidential candidate SARAH PALIN to pose naked in Playboy magazine - if her White House campaign fails.  —  The 44-year-old Alaska Governor and former beauty queen has a huge male following …

Britney and ex-husband Kevin are ‘undergoing couples’ counselling'  —  What a difference a year makes.  Twelve months ago, Britney Spears was a lost cause - a tragic figure of fun who lost custody of her two young sons in a blaze of flashbulbs and disastrous publicity.

Mary-Kate Gets It Done  —  Well, her hair anyway.  The tiny twin stepped out of the Neil George Salon yesterday afternoon with some seriously straight blonde locks.  We haven't seen her hair look this neat (or this light) in a long time!  —  Looks good M-K!

Busta is Busted and sent to Amsterdam!  —  Set to perform at a concert in London on Friday, Busta Rhymes has been barred from his flight into the UK and turned away.  —  The rapper flew in to London on Thursday and was not allowed in the U.K. because of “unresolved convictions” in the States.

ARCHITECT SON'S ZANY CHARGES  —  THE son of Richard Meier is hurling wild accusations at his famous father - accusing the white-haired Manhattan architect of locking him up in a mental hospital and trying to disinherit him for uncovering a shocking family secret.

Brit's X-tra Performance!  —  Britney Spears is going from A-list to X-list!  “X-Factor” judge Simon Cowell confirmed to “Extra” that Brit will be performing on the hit Brit music show.  “Yes, I think Britney Spears is going to perform on ‘The X Factor,’” Simon said.

Charlize Theron: ‘The Hills’ is about nothing  —  Charlize Theron said in a recent interview with MTV that she just doesn't get MTV faux reality show The Hills and that it's “about nothing.”  MTV has the footage on their site and, like her appearance on The Tonight Show …

Scoop: No big payday for Clay  —  Plus: ‘ER’ hasn't asked Clooney to return; Reese wants Vince to grow up  —  Initially, the big celebrity news this week was Clay Aiken's coming out story, published exclusively in People magazine.  —  While Aiken's announcement was interesting in and of itself …

She was launching a perfume... so why did Jordan have to strip down to her underwear?  —  In recent months, Katie Price has been trying to relaunch herself as a class act, maintaining that she's more than just a glamour model.  —  But the artist formerly known as Jordan appeared to throw …

Fox Fathoms Fox  —  Transformers babe starring in comic book movie?  —  Transformers starlet Megan Fox will reportedly play the lead role in Fox Atomic's long-gestating big screen version of the Top Cow comic book series Fathom.  —  According to IESB, “The studio is currently …

Amy Winehouse hit with huge bill after vomiting on designer clothes  —  We've heard of some sick stunts in our time - but Amy Winehouse's latest escapade beats the lot.  —  She's landed herself with a massive £25,000 bill after borrowing posh designer frocks - and returning …

Hayden Declares Herself With Help From Danity Kane  —  Hayden Panettiere partied with a purpose last night.  The Heroes starlet hosted Declare Yourself's Domino Effect bash at the Green Door.  —  While Declare Yourself is a nonpartisan campaign encouraging young people to vote, sounds like Hayden's on Team Obama.

Cover Story: Kim's Fitness Plan  —  Reality star Kim Kardashian plans to use her stint on Dancing With the Stars as a way to tone her size 2 body and shake her fear of dancing in public.  —  Make no butts about it, though, Kim plans to keep those curves.  OK! joined Kim at Crunch! …