EXCLUSIVE: NEW GND DRAMA  —  I don't know if anyone cares about more “Girls Next Door” drama, but this crap took me forever so you're reading it whether you like it or not.  Here's everything I know as of now, and this is stuff you won't hear anywhere else.:

Britney and ex-husband Kevin are ‘undergoing couples’ counselling'  —  What a difference a year makes.  Twelve months ago, Britney Spears was a lost cause - a tragic figure of fun who lost custody of her two young sons in a blaze of flashbulbs and disastrous publicity.

WB plans ‘I Am Legend’ prequel  —  Will Smith, Francis Lawrence to return for film  —  Will Smith's scientist character died in WB's 'I Am Legend"; the next pic will be a prequel, also starring Smith.

Jaymes Foster: Clay's a ‘Natural’ Dad  —  Jaymes Foster, Clay Aiken, and their son Parker Foster Aiken  —  Clay Aiken's best friend - and the mother of their 7-week-old son Parker - music producer Jaymes Foster, 50, chatted with PEOPLE during the magazine's photo shoot at Aiken's home in North Carolina …

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: Mock the Vote  —  With just five weeks left until election day, our favorite pundits discuss the power of Sarah Palin, why TV news is about as credible as Muzak, and whether Barack Obama is going to be “sworn in on a gay baby”

Disney, Depp return to ‘Caribbean’  —  Actor also signs on for ‘Ranger,’ ‘Wonderland’  —  Johnny Depp is the main man at the Mouse House.  —  Depp has agreed to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in a fourth “Pirates of the Caribbean” pic and play Tonto in a bigscreen adaptation of …

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Desperate’ Jennifer Aniston back in contact with ex-lover John Mayer  —  Jennifer Aniston is back in contact with her ex-lover John Mayer and longing for a reconciliation, MailOnline can reveal.  —  The pair, who broke up last month following a summer fling …

Natalie Portman and Musician Boyfriend Split  —  Natalie Portman and her folk-rocker boyfriend Devendra Banhart have broken up, a source confirms to PEOPLE.  —  Portman, 27, began dating Banhart, also 27, after starring in his “Carmensita” video, which was shot last March.

Pregnant Gillian Anderson Takes Tumble at Premiere  —  Gillian Anderson at premiere in London  —  Pregnant Gillian Anderson gave the audience quite a scare Wednesday night, when she lost her balance and fell to the floor at the London premiere of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.

Britney Wigs Out For Womanizer and Has a Fan in Simon  —  Britney Spears was back to her wig ways, but this time she was just spotted on her way back to her car after a long day supposedly shooting the video for “Womanizer” in LA. She's got the single on the way and she's already lining up appearances …

Actress Constance Marie Is Pregnant  —  Actress Constance Marie is going to be a mommy.  —  The former George Lopez star, 43, and her fiance, yoga teacher Kent Katich, tell Usmagazine.com exclusively that they are expecting a baby girl in February.  —  “I am feeling good now,” the five-months pregnant actress tells Us.

Britney On The ‘Womanizer’ Set!  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  Here it is, y'all!  —  Brit looks a little like a brunette Gwen Stefani as she leaves a downtown LA building last night during shooting for her Womanizer music video.  —  I wish she would have showed us what was under that men's shirt …

Amy Winehouse hit with huge bill after vomiting on designer clothes  —  We've heard of some sick stunts in our time - but Amy Winehouse's latest escapade beats the lot.  —  She's landed herself with a massive £25,000 bill after borrowing posh designer frocks - and returning …

Fox Fathoms Fox  —  Transformers babe starring in comic book movie?  —  Transformers starlet Megan Fox will reportedly play the lead role in Fox Atomic's long-gestating big screen version of the Top Cow comic book series Fathom.  —  According to IESB, “The studio is currently …

JAYZ COVERS TIME OUT NEW YORK  —  So I get home from an eventful night yesterday, open up my mailbox hoping to find my one my favorite glossies.  As usual, right on schedule Time Out New York is here but with little surprise...Jay-Z on the cover!  Hov among 39 other celebrities grace the cover …

Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Gets Engaged  —  Former Bachelorette star Jen Schefft is engaged to her boyfriend, Joe Waterman, she tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  “I'm so excited and so happy,” says Schefft, 32.  —  The couple, who live in Chicago, met on a blind date in February.

HEFNER WANTS PALIN TO POSE NAKED IN PLAYBOY  —  HUGH HEFNER wants Republican vice presidential candidate SARAH PALIN to pose naked in Playboy magazine - if her White House campaign fails.  —  The 44-year-old Alaska Governor and former beauty queen has a huge male following …

Ed McMahon Gets Job Rapping About Credit Woes  —  LOS ANGELES — Ed McMahon has an unexpected new job title: rapper.  —  The 85-year-old former “Tonight Show” sidekick will star in two viral rap videos for FreeCreditReport.com, a financial Web site owned by credit bureau Experian.

Mary-Kate Gets It Done  —  Well, her hair anyway.  The tiny twin stepped out of the Neil George Salon yesterday afternoon with some seriously straight blonde locks.  We haven't seen her hair look this neat (or this light) in a long time!  —  Looks good M-K!

Scoop: No big payday for Clay  —  Plus: ‘ER’ hasn't asked Clooney to return; Reese wants Vince to grow up  —  Initially, the big celebrity news this week was Clay Aiken's coming out story, published exclusively in People magazine.  —  While Aiken's announcement was interesting in and of itself …