LOYAL NO MORE  —  MORE bad news for Hugh Hefner - his one “loyal” girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt, who's still married to a man in her hometown, may be stepping out on him, too.  Just a day after we reported his other girlfriends weren't paying attention to house rules - Kendra Wilkinson …

Britney and ex-husband Kevin are ‘undergoing couples’ counselling'  —  What a difference a year makes.  Twelve months ago, Britney Spears was a lost cause - a tragic figure of fun who lost custody of her two young sons in a blaze of flashbulbs and disastrous publicity.

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Desperate’ Jennifer Aniston back in contact with ex-lover John Mayer  —  Jennifer Aniston is back in contact with her ex-lover John Mayer and longing for a reconciliation, MailOnline can reveal.  —  The pair, who broke up last month following a summer fling …

Shia Won't Be Charged But License Will Be Yanked  —  TMZ has learned Shia LaBeouf will not be charged with Driving Under the Influence.  The L.A. County D.A. just rejected the case on grounds of insufficient evidence.  —  LaBeouf was arrested after his car accident on July 27.  —  He is not off scot-free.

DJ AM Returns to L.A. After Plane Crash  —  Almost a week after surviving a plane crash that took the lives of four people, DJ AM has returned to L.A., sources tell Usmagazine.com.  —  The 35-year-old, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, returned via bus from Augusta, Georgia …

Heidi Montag: How Lauren Made Me Smile  —  Hills star Heidi Montag was pleased to hear former BFF Lauren Conrad say she misses her on a recent episode of the MTV hit.  —  “I was glad to hear it... I thought it was really sweet,” Montag told Extra.  “That really brought a big smile to my face.”

Rejoice!  Fox Cancels ‘Do Not Disturb’!  —  And the award for first cancellation of the new fall season goes to...Fox's Do Not Disturb!  —  Sources confirm to me exclusively that the critically savaged sitcom, starring a slumming Jerry O'Connell and Niecy Nash, has been axed after three low-rated episodes.

Tom's Other Woman!  —  With Katie Holmes hard at work in Broadway's All My Sons, her husband Tom Cruise has been relying more and more on the help of his sister, Lee Anne Devette, to keep his life running smoothly - and that includes his public life!  —  Devette, who was Tom's publicist …

The Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures Just Keep Getting Better!  —  I really can't believe it, but the Jessica Alba bikini pictures just keep coming, and they're getting better an better.  And the bikinis keep getting smaller and smaller.  First, we saw Jessica Alba in a black bikini …

Lyrically Speaking... You're a Womanizer, Baby  —  Your vote:  —  Average: 5 (49 votes)  —  I've got the REAL “Womanizer” lyrics right here, baby!  So gimme your... gimme, gimme your... interpretation of the song.  (Sorry, maybe I'm not ready to give up Blackout, just yet.)

I Want My Money Back!  —  Master douche David Blaine's latest “stunt” has proven to be a complete waste of everyone's precious time.  David announced that he would hang upside down in NYC's Central Park for 60 hours.  What he failed to mention was that in that 60 hour period …

Hayden's Dad Charged  —  Alan Panettiere, father of “Heroes” star Hayden Panettiere, has been charged with misdemeanor battery stemming from an incident back in August.  —  Papa Panettiere was busted after he allegedly assaulted Hayden's mom, Lesley, at their West Hollywood home.

Better Keep Your Radios On Tomorrow Morning...  Your vote:  —  Average: 5 (31 votes)  —  You guys get the Best Fans Award for being so damn patient all week!  Drum roll, please... It's been confirmed!!!  “Womanizer” is ready to go and will hit radios across the country TOMORROW morning!

Aubrey O'Day's Boobs Hang Out  —  Audrey O'Day isn't exactly the kind of girl you'd bring home to meet mom and dad, actually dad would probably like her, she tends to be a little on the trashy side.  I wouldn't say she puts the ass in class but she definitely puts the tit in hepatitis.

Amanda Bynes' Got Sweet Legs And Cleavage  —  Here's Amanda Bynes at the world premiere of the Lifetime TV film ‘Living Proof’ at the Paris Theatre.  Is this what's become of her career?  Even I don't go to made-for-TV movie premieres.  I'm disappointed in her, she's kinda hot …

Pop Tarts: Ashley Olsen Can't Keep Hands Off New Beau  —  LOS ANGELES — Looks like Ashley Olsen is in love — and the normally very private starlet is making it very public.  —  Olsen, 22, flew into Las Vegas earlier this week to spend some serious time with her new flame Justin Bartha while he films …

Natalie Portman Splits From Rocker Beau  —  Actress Natalie Portman and singer Devendra Banhart have broken up, a source close to the couple confirms to Usmagazine.com.  —  “Things just weren't working out,” a Portman source tells Us.  “Natalie is young and they just were very different ultimately.

Lisa ‘Left Eye’ Lopes To Be Remembered With Solo Album, Eye-Legacy  —  Long-awaited LP features collaborations with Missy Elliott, Tupac Shakur and Lil Mama.  —  The second solo album by the late Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, who died in a 2002 car accident, will finally see the light of day.

All Sorts Of Sad  —  The only bitch smiling in these pictures is the tranny sewer rat known as Aubrey O'Day.  Her pooch Ginger looks like she needs to be put on suicide watch along with Aubrey's sad Tupperware titties.  Seriously, those things look like they just had a fight …

Macca visits Christ's birthplace... accompanied by 5,000 bodyguards  —  A £1.5million security operation has swung into action following Sir Paul McCartney's arrival in Israel ahead of his first concert in the country tonight.  —  An astonishing 5,000 personnel will watch …

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: Mock the Vote  —  With just five weeks left until election day, our favorite pundits discuss the power of Sarah Palin, why TV news is about as credible as Muzak, and whether Barack Obama is going to be “sworn in on a gay baby”

Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson: Disneyland Divas  —  We're used to seeing them frequent high-profile Hollywood events and swanky parties, but yesterday Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted indulging their collective inner-child.  —  The “Mean Girls” actress and her deejay girlfriend opted …