LOYAL NO MORE  —  MORE bad news for Hugh Hefner - his one “loyal” girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt, who's still married to a man in her hometown, may be stepping out on him, too.  Just a day after we reported his other girlfriends weren't paying attention to house rules - Kendra Wilkinson …

Shia Won't Be Charged, License Will Be Yanked  —  TMZ has learned Shia LaBeouf will not be charged with Driving Under the Influence.  The L.A. County D.A. just rejected the case on grounds of insufficient evidence.  —  LaBeouf was arrested after his car accident on July 27.  —  He is not off scot-free.

Britney Spears Sucks on Cherries, Straddles Guy in New Video  —  Things get steamy in Britney Spears' new music video for “Womanizer.”  —  The singer shot it yesterday at Takami Sushi & Robata Restaurant and Elevate Lounge in Los Angeles.  —  One witness tells Usmagazine.com it features plenty of “erotic” choreography.

Rejoice!  Fox Cancels ‘Do Not Disturb’!  —  And the award for first cancellation of the new fall season goes to...Fox's Do Not Disturb!  —  Sources confirm to me exclusively that the critically savaged sitcom, starring a slumming Jerry O'Connell and Niecy Nash, has been axed after three low-rated episodes.

DJ AM Returns to L.A. After Plane Crash  —  Almost a week after surviving a plane crash that took the lives of four people, DJ AM has returned to L.A., sources tell Usmagazine.com.  —  The 35-year-old, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, returned via bus from Augusta, Georgia …

Tom's Other Woman!  —  With Katie Holmes hard at work in Broadway's All My Sons, her husband Tom Cruise has been relying more and more on the help of his sister, Lee Anne Devette, to keep his life running smoothly - and that includes his public life!  —  Devette, who was Tom's publicist …

Heidi Montag: How Lauren Made Me Smile  —  Hills star Heidi Montag was pleased to hear former BFF Lauren Conrad say she misses her on a recent episode of the MTV hit.  —  “I was glad to hear it... I thought it was really sweet,” Montag told Extra.  “That really brought a big smile to my face.”

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Desperate’ Jennifer Aniston back in contact with ex-lover John Mayer  —  Jennifer Aniston is back in contact with her ex-lover John Mayer and longing for a reconciliation, MailOnline can reveal.  —  The pair, who broke up last month following a summer fling …

Lyrically Speaking... You're a Womanizer, Baby  —  Your vote:  —  Average: 5 (49 votes)  —  I've got the REAL “Womanizer” lyrics right here, baby!  So gimme your... gimme, gimme your... interpretation of the song.  (Sorry, maybe I'm not ready to give up Blackout, just yet.)

The Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures Just Keep Getting Better!  —  I really can't believe it, but the Jessica Alba bikini pictures just keep coming, and they're getting better an better.  And the bikinis keep getting smaller and smaller.  First, we saw Jessica Alba in a black bikini …

90210: Find Out How Dylan & Brandon Return!  —  David Livingston/Getty Images; Jason LaVeris / Getty Images; Jean-Paul Aussenard / Getty Images  —  Everybody knows Luke Perry and Jason Priestley have said “not now” to the CW's new 90210—so how is it then that both Dylan McKay and Brandon Walsh pop …

Aubrey O'Day's Boobs Hang Out  —  Audrey O'Day isn't exactly the kind of girl you'd bring home to meet mom and dad, actually dad would probably like her, she tends to be a little on the trashy side.  I wouldn't say she puts the ass in class but she definitely puts the tit in hepatitis.

Hayden's Dad Charged  —  Alan Panettiere, father of “Heroes” star Hayden Panettiere, has been charged with misdemeanor battery stemming from an incident back in August.  —  Papa Panettiere was busted after he allegedly assaulted Hayden's mom, Lesley, at their West Hollywood home.

‘Ugly’ trend hitting Hollywood where it lives  —  After closing the series' production in L.A. for tax incentives in New York, ‘Betty’ flaunts its new locale tonight in the season premiere.  What's the next showbiz expat?  —  Last July, the television series “ Ugly Betty” moved from Los Angeles …

A whole lot Moore of Demi as actress piles on over a STONE in a month  —  Demi Moore has piled on more than a stone in a month after relaxing her strict diet and exercise regime.  —  The Striptease actress' s weight has reportedly increased from 115 to 130 pounds.

Better Keep Your Radios On Tomorrow Morning...  Your vote:  —  Average: 5 (31 votes)  —  You guys get the Best Fans Award for being so damn patient all week!  Drum roll, please... It's been confirmed!!!  “Womanizer” is ready to go and will hit radios across the country TOMORROW morning!

Lisa ‘Left Eye’ Lopes To Be Remembered With Solo Album, Eye-Legacy  —  Long-awaited LP features collaborations with Missy Elliott, Tupac Shakur and Lil Mama.  —  The second solo album by the late Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, who died in a 2002 car accident, will finally see the light of day.

I Want My Money Back!  —  Master douche David Blaine's latest “stunt” has proven to be a complete waste of everyone's precious time.  David announced that he would hang upside down in NYC's Central Park for 60 hours.  What he failed to mention was that in that 60 hour period …

Pop Tarts: Ashley Olsen Can't Keep Hands Off New Beau  —  LOS ANGELES — Looks like Ashley Olsen is in love — and the normally very private starlet is making it very public.  —  Olsen, 22, flew into Las Vegas earlier this week to spend some serious time with her new flame Justin Bartha while he films …