VIDEO: Sacha Baron Cohen held by police after outrageous stunt on Milan catwalk  —  Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen was taken to a police station yesterday after he brought chaos to the Milan fashion show for the second day running.  —  Despite the increased security after he evaded guards …

Jermaine Dupri: Travis Barker to Leave Hospital in About Two Weeks  —  After last Friday's devastating plane crash that killed four people and critically injured DJ AM and Travis Barker, Jermaine Dupri says his friend Barker is doing well.  —  “He's doing good, he's gonna be alright.

Palin Problem  —  If at one time women were considered heretical for swimming upstream against feminist orthodoxy, they now face condemnation for swimming downstream — away from Sarah Palin.  —  To express reservations about her qualifications to be vice president — and possibly president — is to risk being labeled anti-woman.

McCain Wins Debate  —  Although the fate of tonight's presidential debate in Mississippi remains very much up in the air, John McCain has apparently already won it — if you believe an Internet ad an astute reader spotted next to this piece in the online edition of the Wall Street Journal this morning.

Reese: Vince is a Child!  —  She's Type A, and he's old school — no wonder Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn didn't get along while filming their holiday comedy, Four Christmases.  —  According to a friend, Reese is dreading the movie's promotional tour with Vince, whom she describes as “the biggest child I've ever met!”

Kanye Not Felonious  —  We've learned the L.A. County D.A. has decided not to file felony charges against Kanye West and his bodyguard for the attack at LAX earlier this month.  —  Yet another example of what a celebrity should do when they get into trouble — hire attorney Blair Berk.

Katie Kisses Suri!  —  Katie Holmes has a precious moment with daughter Suri Cruise as she kisses her adorable daughter on the cheek in New York City on Friday.  —  Also pictured below is Katie, 29, sporting a headband and arriving at the Gerald Schoenfeld Theater to perform All My Sons in Manhattan on Friday.

Sarah Michelle Gellar returns to TV  —  Actress to star in HBO's ‘Wonderful Maladys’  —  Sarah Michelle Gellar is eyeing a return to television with a half-hour project set up at HBO from screenwriter Charles Randolph.  —  Set in Gotham, “The Wonderful Maladys” ensembler revolves around …

Proud mother Nicole Kidman shows off ‘miracle baby’ Sunday Rose for the first time  —  Actress Nicole Kidman smiles warmly as she takes charge of her ‘miracle’ baby, daughter Sunday Rose.  —  The Oscar winning actress was spotted out and about in London with her two month old daughter, who could clearly be seen for the first time.

SCARED OF DAD  —  ANOTHER day, another Lohan family drama.  Lindsay , who told us several days ago that her father, Michael, “needs to be on medication,” is so scared of him, sources said, that she's “taking out an order of protection.  He's behaving so erratically that she's terrified he'll do something to her.

Christina Aguilera Feeling ‘Sexier Than Ever’  —  Has motherhood slowed down Christina Aguilera?  Hardly.  —  “I feel great,” singer-songwriter, 27, told PEOPLE at Thursday's Esquire House opening night gala with Rock the Vote, in Beverly Hills.  “Sexier than ever.”  —  Her secret: Wisdom.

Falling apart: Stick-thin Amy Winehouse looks more ravaged than ever... as she admits 'I can't go on like this'  —  It was a high society ball attended by a host of VIPs in their most glamorous gowns.  —  But somehow Amy Winehouse didn't get the dress code quite right.

Which Actor Has a Gay Gangbang In His Past?  —  From yesterday's items, you guys are mostly still just joking around, though a couple of you thought that the “musical family man” with a kinky sex secret might be a Broadway musical man, so you guessed Matthew Broderick (who was, I believe, in The Music Man) and Taye Diggs.

'Grey's,' ‘Survivor’ and ‘Office’ premiere ratings drop  —  Every season premiere Thursday night drew a lower rating than last fall, as returning favorites such as ABC's “Grey's Anatomy,” CBS' “Survivor” and NBC's “The Office” tripped across the board.  —  ABC firmly won the night, as expected.

LITTLE GUY BETRAYED BIG TIME  —  MINI-Me can't help being played the fool by women.  Verne Troyer was first dissed by his ex, Ranae Shrider, when she sold a sex tape of the two and made fun of his puny endowment and subpar prowess.  Now, the little lothario is being cuckolded again.

Joel Madden: WTF?  —  Joel Madden DJ'ed at the Trojan Evolve Party last night, at The Roxy in Boston.  What is he trying to say here?

Bazaar magazine claims Kirsten Dunst's smile not airbrushed on cover  —  Kirsten Dunst has taken a lot of crap for her teeth over the years.  For some reason she has never fixed her smile, even though she has prominent snaggle teeth.  Honestly, every time I write a story about her there's inevitably a few …

Iggy Pop's Loaded injury  —  Iggy Pop injured his leg badly during a performance in London.  —  The wild rocker hurt his limb after falling awkwardly from a speaker stack he was climbing at the Get Loaded in the Park festival on Sunday (24.08.08).  —  Iggy, 61, gave an energetic …