Heather 911 Caller Up to No Good  —  This is the craziest story ever.  The woman who called 911 on Heather Locklear is a former Us Weekly staffer who was under investigation by the FBI — and she's the one who tipped off the paparazzi!  —  Jill Ishkanian, who allegedly hacked …

Judge Says Stone Wanted to Botox Her Kid  —  Sharon Stone is an alarmist parent who has gone off the deep end over and over, according to the judge who rejected her request to move her son down to L.A.  —  The court has released what it calls the “Tentative Statement of Decision.”

Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini is Better than Samantha Ronson in a Bikini  —  You know, I have no problem with Lindsay Lohan's newfound lesbianism, but she couldn't find a more attractive girlfriend?  Because it would be really hot if Lindsay Lohan was hooking up with Scarlett Johansson or Jessica Biel …

‘I Want To Stand For Something’  —  'I feel like a whole era in my life is over," Leonardo DiCaprio tells me.  He's dressed in baggy jeans and a blue polo shirt, with a blue baseball cap backward on his head.  Tall and lanky, he's one of the world's biggest box-office stars, making $20 million a picture.

Kim Kardashian Inconsolable After Dancing Loss  —  A distraught Kim Kardashian could not be consoled after being the surprise third casualty of Dancing with the Stars Tuesday night.  —  Though she and partner Mark Ballas concluded the show with a playful rendition of one of their earlier dances …

Girlfriend: Hugh Hefner “Emotional” Over Changes in the House  —  The Girls Next Door household has been turned upside down lately, with Hugh Hefner confirming to Usmagazine.com last week that he and Holly Madison's relationship is “in transition.”  —  “There are lot of changes going on …

Lawyers: Insurer Won't Pay $10 Million to Heath Ledger's Daughter  —  The late Heath Ledger with daughter Matilda Rose  —  A life insurance company is balking at making a $10 million payout to Heath Ledger's nearly 3-year-old daughter Matilda, lawyers for the child claim.

Oprah's Mom — I Can't Read the Small Print!  —  Oprah Winfrey's mom is refusing to pay back a $155K bill to a clothing store, and her defense is basically to play dumb.  —  Vernita Lee claims she shouldn't have to pay the gigantic bill to Valentina, a boutique in Wisconsin …

Is it nearly over for Katie and Peter?  Friends fear for marriage over constant put-downs … Katie Price and her husband Peter Andre's three-year marriage is reportedly near to collapse, after it was rocked by a series of increasingly bitter rows.  —  The couple, who have only just returned …

Blind Activists Plan Protest Of Julianne Moore Movie  —  BALTIMORE — Blind people quarantined in a mental asylum, attacking each other, soiling themselves, trading sex for food.  For Marc Maurer, who's blind, such a scenario _ as shown in the movie “Blindness” _ is not a clever allegory for a breakdown in society.

24's Marisol Nichols Gives Birth to a Girl  —  Taron Lexton and Marisol Nichols  —  It's a girl for 24 actress Marisol Nichols!  —  Nichols and her husband, director Taron Lexton, welcomed their first child early Tuesday morning, rep Marlan Willardson tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Lil' Romeo Offers Up Lesson on Life in College  —  Rapper Lil' Romeo has only attended college for five weeks, but he's already learned a few lessons about surviving on campus.  —  “Lock your bike!” says the University of Southern California freshman, 19, who has had three expensive bikes stolen.

Hot Fuzz star Simon Pegg launches radio attack on ‘fat idiot’ Ricky Gervais … Actor Simon Pegg certainly knows how to lose friends and alienate people.  —  The 38-year-old actor has launched an unprovoked attack on fellow comedian Ricky Gervais by saying that The Office star is an ‘idiot’ and ‘fat’.

Janet Jackson Released from Montreal Hospital  —  Janet Jackson has been released from the Royal Victoria Hospital in Montreal, according to a hospital rep.  —  “Yesterday evening she was checked into the Royal Victoria Hospital and left a couple of hours later,” Rebecca Burns …